Poll - How much this movie sucks?

which of these descriptions seems most suitable/funny/interesting to you?
let the voting begin.

-And btw nothing against Fedor Emelianenko, in fact Im huge fan of his and I insanely respect him both as a person and as a fighter, his my favorite MMA fighter.
And also don't ask me what this with Hitler is supposed to mean? Even I don't know myself, but it sounds funny

EDIT:
Now you can post your own angry rants on how much this movie sucks
Make sure that those rants are bolded!

Ok I'm waiting, I wanna see some fierce/funny ideas!

I voted that it'd break the laws of physics from sucking so hard. Maybe that's why some people like it...because it really is breaking the laws of the natural world.

^ hahahaha! good one Son Goku! thats the great explanation

That must be it!
Up until now, the laws of all existing physical science have just been bent to a degree man thought impossible, but this...
Ohhhh boy, did they mess it up or what.

^Yep! and thanx for voting my friend!

They are all good choices, to the point that I don't know which to select.

thanx ^^ then select the best one with 0 votes.

This movie sucks so badly - that when I watch the images of it I turn off my winamp...(because otherwise my music would get poisoned and die...)
my monitor went crazy, started darkening, now nobody can help the poor thing

Haha exactly.
thanx for vote ^^

The winamp one was good. lol
There is one thing you should not forget. People will always continue to make crappy movies, and to spit on sacred things with their trash creations. BUT that doesn't mean that someday, someone, can do the things right. One day, there WILL be a great Dragon Ball themed movie, and that is almost a fact. Just let me know where to sign for my words. ^_^

Thanx for vote my friend!

What you've said about DB movie is nearly impossible except if you thought CGI movie that will involve mr.Toriyama himself, or atleast Katsuyoshi Nakatsuru... than of course

Everything else would just horribly suck and turn DB into something that DB is not...

I think that this topic should have "Miscelanious" tab where we can write own answers

Great idea my friend! Now I proudly inform you that this topic is not only for voting, but you can also come up with your own description of "how much this movie suck"

Ok I'm ready and waiting to see some fierce ideas!

Um.. great idea, actually o.O ..you know, I love my music too much to let it get killed with such a painful death.. xD

This movie will suck sooo bad, it'll make the DOA movie look like a masterpiece

This movie will suck so bad, it'll cure cancer...by making Chuck Norris cry.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA ROOOOFL!!!! Way to go!...will cure cancer

Man you're totally right! even the DOA will look like MASTERPIECE when compare to this!

yep the movie sucks to hell and they kick it out becuse it was doing the devil`s work for him!

! nice one rxfreedom! fierce stuff!

Not sure if this would be a good one, but here I go.

This movie is so bad, it makes baby Jesus cry.

HAHA! baby Jesus nice

The movie will suck so much that the phrase ''fail'' will change into ''dblam''

The movie will suck so much that watching it would be a sin.

The movie will suck so hard that its cast would have to get another identity in order to NOT get owned by db fans.

The movie will suck so much that when it gets leaked and upped on youtube, everyone will go on commenting ''fake as Pamela Anderson boobs''

The movie sucks so much that it missed the failboat!

The movie sucks so much that it will be banned because of people hanging them in the cinema on the premiere...

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/dcervenka05/Fail.png - actually it happnes when you're doing something you're noob at - like dblam

What happens when you divide by zero? Fox announces db lam.

If they ever make a db lam toilet paper, they will become rich, for it will take so much shit from everyone....

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird, this movie can kill an entire planet with one trailer.

Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris - who will fail? - The DB Lam of course!

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits. (He doesn't want to have nightmares from db lam!)

The movie will suck so much that after Vegeta watches it he wont be able to say ''its over nine thousaaand'' ever again.

The movie will suck so much that when people start copying it and uploading on the net they will get an error message ''Error over 9000: You are trying to copy file dbthemovie.avi system will now crash. Would you like to delete windows? Yes/Yup''

The movie will suck so hard that even John Cena wont watch it.

The movie will suck so badly that they will write ''failright'' instead of ''copyright'' on the dvd.

This movie will suck so bad that DoA, Street Fighter and Mario Bros will look like The Dark Knight in comparison.

This movie will suck so bad that Goku and the others are gonna jump right outta the manga to teach all those involved a lesson.

This movie will suck so bad that the theatres that show it will implode.

This movie will suck so bad that the theatres which manage to survive showing it, will be vacated before even half the movie is done.

This movie will suck so bad that it will make $1 at the box office, because everyone will be asking for refunds. (Also, that one dollar the film makes will be because of that one idiot who forced himself to sit through the whole thing because he was too stubborn to admit he was wrong).

ROOOOOFL AHAHAHAH great people great!!! thank you both for these great jokes I laughed so much

I almost chocked! people, you are the best!

THIS MOVIE WILL SUCK SO BAD THAT KIRBY WOULD BE PROUD

Note: I am not saying that Kirby sucks as in he i terrible. I mean sucking as in a verb.

Yes I know puns, not funny, bleeeh I'm bored and I felt like writing that.

Hey there Jessica! Welcome and thank you for joining us!
And yeah hahah! it sucks even more than Kirby himself!


Thanx once more and enjoy your stay!