Nikku's fanfic - 'Dragonball Evolution Must Die!!'

ow...weird, it just felt like someone bit MY arm! Woah. maybe that's a voodoo cookie! NIKKU, STOP EATING IT!

o_o

*Slowly nibbles on cookie's arm again.....*

ow ow ow owwwie! >_<

^__________^

*Strokes cookie's head*

ahhhh that feels nice...
Frank: hey guys. Oh look a big cookie!
Me: NO DON'T!
Frank: *bites the hand off the cookie*
Me: AHHHHHH!

@lol, Thank you lol very much I am so happy you like it

@Jessica, That cookie IS actually Jessica when fought against Majin Buu and Buu owned her and turned her into cookie
But then her anything space bugged and lagged the script code of this world and then thrown out the Real Jessica while still leaving the cookie in existence AHA! long live anythingspace! I want the cookie of ME!

VEGETA_DTX wrote:@lol, Thank you lol very much I am so happy you like it

@Jessica, That cookie IS actually Jessica when fought against Majin Buu and Buu owned her and turned her into cookie
But then her anything space bugged and lagged the script code of this world and then thrown out the Real Jessica while still leaving the cookie in existence AHA! long live anythingspace! I want the cookie of ME!

*Runs around whilst holding a big DTX cookie above my head*

Wow, that perfectly explains it O_O

T_T my former-hand area hurts...

*Puts a gumdrop button on Jessie Cookie's forehead*

hehe I feel happy now : D

Dam enough of this

I WANT MOAR! MOAR FANFIC

yeah. fuck this cookie! *kicks the jessie cookie and it smashes to peices*
.......................AHHHHHHHH!

but yeah more fanfic ^_^

*Leaps onto the smashed up Jessie Cookie pieces and devours*

Nikku do moar fanfics!!

...I think I'm a ghost now

PART 8!!

The Final Battle truly begins!!

Whilst reading this chapter, I’d like you to listen to these songs; they really help to set the mood for the big battle ya know?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7u8ayCqS5g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsYWqYCdFAc&feature=related


And now, on with the story!

The cast and crew of DBE looked at their adversaries. You could cut the tension with a knife.

Chung – WE OUR GOOING TO BE KILLING YOUS GUYZ!!!
Rossum – We’ll make you love DBE or die!
Fat – You cannot escape your destinies!

Chung noticed that Tlaloc was looking at her angrily, so she ran up to him.

Chung – YOO R MYNE!!!
Tlaloc – I can promise you that I’ll be owning you throughout this entire fight, Chung!

Rossum walked up to Jessie with her arms folded.

Rossum – I’m gonna blast you to oblivion.
Jessie – Not before I gut you and feed you to my pet dog!

Fat practically danced up to Secor.

Fat – Nao Aye will keel yoo!
Secor – Bring it on fat boy!

Randall Duk Kim walked up to Son Goku.

Kim – I’ma gun kill ya! Yes I am! Yes I am!!
Son – This guy thinks he’s Grandpa Gohan?

Joon Park removed his jacket and threw it onto the floor as he walked up to Anime Goku.

Joon – You’d better go easy on me ya punk! I’m not that good a fighter!
Anime – Well that’s too bad, cause I AM!

Eriko Tamura walked up to Superman as seductively as she could.

Eriko – You don’t want to fight me. You’re going to be my slave!
Supes – Uh...! Yes mistress, I hear and I obey...!
Eriko – Good boy. Now bow before your new mistress.
Supes – Ye... Yes...

Superman’s actions caught the attention of the others who looked over worriedly.

Son – NO!! SUPES, SNAP OUT OF IT!
Jessie – She has him hypnotized!!
Eriko – Close. My pheromones have mesmerized him into doing whatever I command.
Supes – Wanna bet?
Eriko – Huh?
Supes – Hahaha! You are such a loser! Pheromones don’t affect me!
Eriko – Then you will pay!!

She got out some throwing stars as Superman removed his cape.

James Marsters had his arms folded as he tried to march menacingly towards Lol1991.

Lol – Marsters! You’re mine!
Marsters – I’m gonna kill you!

James Wong ran up to Vegeta DTX.

Wong – You and your pitiful little band will pay for disrupting my courageous and magnificent plans!
DTX – You nearly drove me to insanity... Now I’ll drive you into the ground!

Justin Chatwin jogged up to Nikku who sank into a fighting stance.

Chatwin – Now I’m like... gonna murder you ya little brat...
Nikku – Leftovers are fine with me!

Akira was sitting on a rock drawing the ongoing stare downs in his portable pocket booklet. He suddenly remembered something very important.

Akira – NIKKU! “CODE PLAN ALPHA 2002!! PASSWORD: [HIDDEN POWER]!!”

Nikku’s eyes suddenly widened and he was engulfed in a bright golden light. His eyes turned green and his hair and eyebrows went golden.

Nikku – HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!
Jessie – What the heck!? Where did all this power come from!?
Son – Holy shit! He’s powering up! It looks almost involuntarily!

Nikku landed back on the ground and looked up at Chatwin, who pissed his pink pantaloons. Nikku was a Super Saiyan!

Chatwin – You’re like, so strong...! I’m not ready for this...!

Secor – Akira-San! What did ya do to Nikku!?
Akira – This is his hidden power! A Super Saiyan ability! I kept it a secret until now! Now was the right time to bring it out!

James Wong – ENOUGH OF THIS!!! WE ARE MAKING THE WORLD OURS!!! FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!

The cast and crew charged towards their opponents.

The battle had begun.

Wong launched a fist at Vegeta who blocked it and countered with a backhand right to Wong’s face, knocking him over. Wong recovered quickly and kneed Vegeta in the stomach. Vegeta head butted Wong and the two recoiled from the blows that had been traded upon them. Wong performed a dirty kick but Vegeta grabbed his leg and snapped it at the knee. Wong cried out in pain.

Wong – YOU MONSTEEEER!!! LOOK AT WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MEEEE!!!!
Vegeta – And I’m damn proud of it too! This is the best therapy ever!

To his surprise however, Wong smiled and then laughed. He grabbed his knee and popped it back into place.

Vegeta – What!?
Wong – We’ve had some enhancements! These drugs are incredible don’t you agree? Hyper healing can come in very handy! HEHEHEHEEEEE!!!!

Wong charged at the surprised Vegeta who flipped over Wong’s head and kicked him in the back, snapping it. Wong fell over, but popped his back right back into place.

Vegeta – Great! How am I supposed to kill this moron!?

Emmy Rossum charged at Jessie, who curled up into a ball. Rossum tripped over her and landed face first in the dirt. Jessie laughed.

Jessie – That look suits you! Stay down there!

Rossum got back up.

Jessie – Or not!

Rossum pulled her guns out and began firing, however, Jessie deflected the bullets with a katana she had pulled out of Hammerspace. Just then, she heard a voice behind her. It was Frank!

Frank – Hello Jessie!
Jessie – Oh hiya Frank! How you doing?
Frank – I’m good. Say, who is this ugly lady you’re fighting?
Jessie – Remember that butt scratcher I told you about...?
Frank – Oh, I see! Well, if you need anything let me know okay?
Jessie – Okie! Bye Frank, love ya!

Frank disappeared as Jessie continued deflecting the bullets. Eventually, Rossum ran out of ammo and began reloading. She never got a chance to however, as Jessie kicked her in the stomach.

Rossum – Huffoo!
Jessie – “Huffoo”? Even you’re injury yells are lame!

Jessie grabbed Rossum’s hair and pulled it.

Rossum – MY HAIR!! Let it go!!
Jessie – As you wish!

Jessie let go and Rossum again landed face first in the dirt. Infuriated, she looked up at Jessie, who was giggling.

Anime Goku was busy kicking and punching Joon Park. The guy just could not fight. Anime kicked him up into space where Park started choking because of the lack of oxygen. Anime Goku teleported above him and grinned.

Anime – Too easy!

He knocked the lame ass all the way down onto the floor.

Anime – You haven’t suffered enough yet Park!
Park – Hey Master Wong Dude! I can’t fight, I’ve only got high defence and stamina!
Wong – Fear not my lovely young friend! Catch this!

Wong threw a book to Park who scrambled after it.

Wong – This book will teach you some fighting techniques. Your drug also gives you the ability to read and memorise things very quickly!
Park – Totally righteous! Hey dude! Let’s make this a fair fight, yo? Give me the chance to read this!
Anime – Fine, you were boring me anyway.

Park read the book and learned somewhat how to fight. He threw the book at Anime Goku but the latter’s aura fried and disintegrated it. Joon lunged at Anime Goku, but he got a boot in the bollocks.

Park – CHEESE AND RICE!! MY NADS!!!
Anime – Cheese and rice...? What a moron...!

Anime kicked his opponent away and darted after him.

Superman punched Tamura in the face and she went down. She looked up at him and held out her hand shakily.

Eriko – Think of it my love! Everything you could ever want in a woman...! All for the price of your free will!
Supes – One, that makes no sense. Two, you’re about as pretty as Jabba the Hutt. Three, I told you that your love spores don’t work on me. Four, if my free will was sapped, how would I know I’d have the perfect girl? Five, I’d rather stick pins and needles in my balls than be with you and six! GET STUFFED BIATCH!!

Superman launched a fist into her gut, making her cough out some blood. He roundhouse kicked her into a nearby rock and then flew over to her. He picked up the rock and threw it down on Eriko, but when he lifted it to see her squashed body, he found she was not there!?

Eriko – Up here, my love!
Supes – Hm? Oh there, you are. Super speed eh? Not bad... but...

Superman suddenly appeared next to her, floating in the air.

Supes – My speed’s better than yours!
Eriko – Wait, who is supporting this rock!?

The rock fell down and Eriko stumbled over.

Eriko – MY LOVE!!! NOW I AM FORCED TO TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!
Supes – And would you PLEASE stop calling me “your love”!

He chased her around, getting ready to deliver another crushing blow.

Son Goku performed a low sweep that knocked Randall Duk Kim off his feet and onto his arse.

Kim – OW!! You broke my butt!!
Son – And now I’m gonna break every single limb you have!
Kim – Wait!! Would you hurt me? You’re grandfather!?
Son - ...yes.

Son Goku kicked him in the chin, making him involuntarily flip several times in the air, landing flat on his face.

Son – And you aren’t my grandpa, you sick f**k.

Randall jumped up and tried to punch Son in the face, but Son just looked at him angrily.

Son – And for even thinking that we’re related, I’m not gonna hold back on you!

Son Goku launched a flurry of kicks and punches that made Randall fall over. He got straight back up and their fight continued.

Meanwhile, Chow Yun Fat was actually trying to be funny to make Secor lose focus.

Chow – What did the cat say to the dog? MEOW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Secor - ........wha?
Chow – How can you NOT laugh at that!?!?!?! Okay, okay, I got another one! Why did the man laugh? Because somebody told him a joke!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Secor – Holy crap dude...! No wonder you’re hated by all my friends.

Secor blasted Fat in the face and sent him spiralling to the ground. Fat recovered and began to do that fruity looking stretch dancing like he did when he meets Chatwin in the film.

Fat – OkaY PuNK!! You aRe getting youR ClocKED CLeAnS!!
Secor – Stop talking in that bizarre language you pillock!

Fat did his very wrong version of the Kamehameha.

Fat – Koby... Hoby... HAH!!!!

The small gust barely even phased Secor.

Fat – HUH!?!?!?!?!
Secor – My turn!

Secor charged up a small ki blast and sent it right at Fat. The blast broke his shoulder, but thanks to the healing effects in the drugs, he recovered instantly.

Secor – Unfunny AND a hyper healing factor. Great...!

James Marsters used his sword to try and slice Lol’s body into ribbons, but he was so inexperienced with a weapon that he wasn’t even making the blade go anywhere near his opponent.

Marsters – Damn it you brat! Stay still so I can kill you!
Lol – Oh okay!</sarcasm>

Lol stood still and watched, amused, as Marsters ran up to him. Lol grabbed the swinging blade and tripped Marsters up. Marsters tried to break dance up into a standing pose, but failed miserably and fell over again, leading to him just getting up normally.

Marsters – With this sword, I take my vengeance... upon... what’s your name kid?
Lol – My ass.
Marsters – With this sword, I take my vengeance... upon my ass! WAIT, WHAT!?!? GRRR, you tricked me!!!
Lol – Yes, VERY easily I might add!
Marsters – Die!!!!

Marsters let his anger get the better of him and began slicing around wildly. Lol dodged every single hit with ease and even yawned whilst dodging!

Lol – You’re boring me Marsters, you lame little man...

Lol took out his gun and held it up to Marsters’ chin.

Lol – Hasta La Vista, baby!

He fired. Blood went everywhere as Marsters went flying across the air and landed on the ground. But thanks to the hyper healing, he recovered in no time and stood straight back up again.

Lol – First you ruin Piccolo and then you waste my ammo? Now you’re REALLY gonna pay!

Tlaloc was having the time of his life with Jamie Chung. She had very quickly let her anger get the better of her and was now just thrashing around wildly. He dodged one of her scratches.

Tlaloc – Ooo! I lurve a woman who scratches!
Chung – DAMING THOU!!!!

He dodged another scratch and kneed her in the stomach, making her gasp in pain.

Tlaloc – You can’t defeat me.
Chung – WE’LL BE SEEING ABOUT THATING I SHALL!!!!

She tried to punch him, but he grabbed her arm and broke it in two different places. She screamed out in pain, but her opponent just laughed and performed a jumping knee to her forehead. He chased after her and head butted her away even further.

Tlaloc – Hey, don’t leave now!

He chased after her to continue laying the smack down.

Over with Nikku and Justin Chatwin, the latter was having his work cut out for him. Super Saiyan Nikku was way too fast for him and much too powerful. Nikku jumped onto Chatwin’s shoulder’s and began pulling his hair.

Chatwin – Oh shi...! I’m SO not ready for this...! All I wanted to do was make out with Jamie Chung...!
Nikku – Nikku must destloy you!!

Nikku Note; Yes I’m meant to say “destloy” instead of “destroy”! It’s funnier that way! ^___^

Nikku pounced off of Chatwin’s shoulders and flew right through Chatwin’s stomach. Chatwin screamed in pain like a little girl. However, the injury healed up completely and rather quickly. Chatwin wiped the tears from his eyes and looked down at Nikku angrily.

Chatwin – Now... I’m going... to end this...!

He moved his arms around in a fruity way and began his homo version of the Kamehameha.

Chatwin – Kuuuuaaaaameeeeyyyyyy.....! Huuuuaaaaameeeeeyyyyyy......!
Nikku – Oh come on...!
Chatwin – Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh........!

He launched his gust of wind at Nikku, who simply blew it right back at Chatwin, effectively making Chatwin get owned by his own attack. The gust of wind knocked Chatwin over. He sprung back up and ran over to Nikku. He used his Matrix copying powers to punch at Nikku with moves copied and pasted straight from the Neo handbook. However, Nikku dodged every single one of them. Pretty soon, Chatwin got tired, slowing him down immensely. Nikku grabbed his arm, snapped it 6 ways to Sunday and kicked Chatwin away. Far far away. So far away in fact that he went out of sight momentarily. Nikku turned around and caught Chatwin by the neck. The android child had knocked his adversary all the way around the world!

Nikku uppercutted the emo in the jaw and used a double handed pound to knock him back down towards the ground. Chatwin looked up at Nikku angstily and emo-ly.

Chatwin – I can’t do this... I’m not ready for this...
Nikku – Now I’m going to... FINISH you!

Chatwin backed away slightly.

Akira continued to draw his newest manga.

Akira – This is GOLD!

Our heroes are winning this battle so it seems! Looks like Wong and his evil cohorts will not be placing anyone else under their spell. But just how much more will these drugs improve the cast and crew’s abilities!? Will our heroes be able to win?? Tune in next time, same Bat Time! Same Bat Channel!

END OF PART 8!!

WONDERFUL! great fighting, espically yours ^_^ and frank's little appearance was great, it really made me seem insane X D

lol at fat's attempts at jokes, they sucked ^_^

Yeah take that bitch!

LOL nice.

But make me yell out he ruined Spyke from Buffy the Vampire slayer by selling out. Thats why I hate him the most.

Next chapter, coming soon!!!

Nikku wrote:Next chapter, coming soon!!!

I know I said Masters...but now I hate Chow Yun-Fat just as much...he was in Pirates of the Caribbean...well I don't hate him actually. I can't hate the guy that play Sao Feng. I just deslike him...never mind carry on.

yaaaaaaaaay~
I cannot wait!

lol1991 wrote:

Nikku wrote:Next chapter, coming soon!!!

I know I said Masters...but now I hate Chow Yun-Fat just as much...he was in Pirates of the Caribbean...well I don't hate him actually. I can't hate the guy that play Sao Feng. I just deslike him...never mind carry on.

You will fall in love with Emmy Rossum in the story and will join the bad guys.

: D....
he did not just say that....

That fanfic was hilarious Nikku

yes, Nikku is pretty much the most awesome person here. After me of course.

LOL JUST KIDDING