Nikku's fanfic - 'Dragonball Evolution Must Die!!'

LMAO!!!

And if you keep practicing, soon you'll be as awesome as us!

Aww, thank you Venus-Chan! I'll try and include you in a cameo!

Thank u! I kinda gotta break outta my shell first, hee hee. I tend to be shy.

ya too bad you joined so late in the fanfic. I assume there's only one or two more chapters

ooh! It's alright, I don't mind. I like readin' it and laughin to myself while my dog stares at me

haha sometimes I laugh so hard at stuff Nikku writes that my momwill be downstairs and hear it and be all "WTF?!?"

Lol! I like that "for Kami's sake line". I'll be puttin it into my vocab. Thanks Nikku! (Venus-chan...I like the sound of that...) *does a little tap dance*

haha yay. looks like got a new friend : D

and I was shy too when I first joined. I seriously called everyone "sir"!

Venus wrote:Lol! I like that "for Kami's sake line". I'll be puttin it into my vocab. Thanks Nikku! (Venus-chan...I like the sound of that...) *does a little tap dance*

Squee!!

*Throws candy at Venus*

Look at her go! She dances for stuff!!

And I was shy too, I'm always really shy when joining a new forum!

hah to be honest like half the time I quit a new forum after a day or two, people usually aren't nice to me and I feel intimidated

I hope those werent Jolly Ranchers cuz those things are like bricks- OOWWEE!

I hate when ppl do that. They might as well get lost if they're gonna be grouchy like they're constipated.

btw to get on them ppls nerves you can send them a private im and paste the same thing a million times until they get off

meh I wouldn't do somethin like thaat.

althought I'll PM you an example of what I WOULD.

PART 9!! THE FINAL CHAPTER!!

The battle had raged on for several hours now with not one side giving up! The massive crater caused by Emmy’s grenade was now littered with dents, um... damage and even smaller craters!

Jessie kicked Rascacolas in the face, sending her spiralling into the ground once again and back flipped over to Nikku who was punching Chatwin in the face repeatedly.

Jessie – Hey Nikku, I forgot... did I make my bed?
Nikku – No, you bought it!
Jessie – Oh yeah! Thanks, here’s a little present for ya!

Jessie reached into Hammerspace and pulled out a little girl.

Jessie – This is Venus, she dances!

Venus started dancing. Everyone stopped fighting and looked at her. They all walked up to her and were overtaken by happy feelings.

Supes – She’s so adorable!
Son – Yeah... kinda makes you not want to fight anymore doesn’t she?
Marsters – You know, we shouldn’t be fighting, we should be working on building a better tomorrow!
Nikku – I agree! This fighting is pointless. So what if these guys made a craptacular movie? At the end of the day, all you can do is move on.
Marsters – You really agree with me?
Nikku - ..............no.

Nikku uppercutted Marsters away and everyone erupted into battle once again. Lol ran past Rossum and she stared at him. Lol got distracted and bumped into Bakagirl (who was in kitty form).

Bakakitty – Hey watch it!

Lol shook his head.

Lol – Uh sorry talking kitten... I dunno what came over me just then...

He got up and looked at her again. Once again, he shook his head.

Lol – {Damn it, what is this feeling!?}

He shook his head once more and ran off to finish James Marsters. However, no sooner had he set off, he found himself face to face with Rossum again.

Emmy – Hey...!
Lol – What did you do to me!?
Emmy – Pheromones. Kiss me...
Lol – Yuh... yes...!

Just then, Anime Goku rushed over and head butted Rossum away.

Anime – Hey, snap out of it! Pheromones can be easily washed away!
Lol – Washed away?

Anime Goku pointed to a stream of water. Lol grinned and raced off to wash the spores out of his system. Vegeta, Superman and Son had wound up facing Wong, Eriko and Chung on the Hollywood sign.

Vegeta – Hey guys! Triple Tornado Buster?
Supes and Son – You bet!

The three linked arms and span around at blinding speed. Wong, Eriko and Chung were all caught up in a violent whirlwind and were sent far far away. However, due to the drugs, they regained their composure and darted back into battle.

Meanwhile, Tlaloc and Secor found themselves cornered by Randall and Fat.

Fat – What did the shop say to the customer? NOTHING!! Shops don’t speak!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Tlaloc – What a major dickwad...
Secor – I second that...
Fat – What did the backwards cat say to the dog? WOOF WOOF!! HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAH!!!! I AM SO FUNNEEEEE!!!!

Fat and Randall charged at Tlaloc and Secor who simply jumped over them, causing both men to crash their heads into the side of the crater.

Secor – Talk about a splitting headache!

Everyone in the crater laughed. Fat was absolutely furious.

Fat – YOU MONSTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! I AM THE FUNNY MAN IN THIS COUNTRY!

Meanwhile, Nikku was trying to point a MASSIVE cannon at Chatwin and Joon Park.

Joon – Yo duuuude! Where did you get that cannon from!?
Nikku - .......I found it!

Nikku lit the fuse and a cannon ball shot out, hitting Joon right in his face. He went down quicker than a broken elevator! Chatwin cried and screamed his scrawny ass right off. Nikku pointed the cannon at him.

Nikku – Now for the emo!!
Chatwin – Please don’t kill me!

Nikku imitated his voice, but made it high pitched.

Nikku – Please don’t kill me!

He ran over and kicked Chatwin’s head twice, very quickly, causing internal bleeding.

Nikku – Pl-l-l-l-lease don’t kill me!

And made his way back to his cannon. He lit the fuse and Chatwin got a huge cannon ball right in his non existent dildo. He cried and screamed even more.

Meanwhile, Akira was still sketching and doodling in his portable paper pad. He was growing a little concerned.

Akira – These monsters just aren’t dying. I fear that Nikku will have to use that self destruct device... I pray it doesn’t come to that.

Jessie performed a Spinning Bird Kick, knocking over several DBE cast members. She landed and utilised a Kikouken.

Jessie – Man! I’m making a better attempt at a Chun-Li movie than Fox did! Naturally! HAHAHA, YATAA!

She gave the peace sign and ran off to cause more pain. Meanwhile, Emmy Rossum was planning on dominating the entire battle. She had filled a bottle full of pheromone dust and was preparing to use it on the combatants. A few feet away, Lol was making a petrol bomb.

Lol – Silly girl.

He threw it at her and it exploded, knocking her away and sending the pheromone bottle up, up and away.

Miles away, a couple were having an argument.

Boy – You biatch! When ah say ah want mah dinnah! I WANT MAH DINNAH!!!!
Girl – You’ll get your dinner when you acknowledge the fact that it’s our F***ING ANNIVERSERY!!

The two began choking each other when the bottle fell in between them, breaking and unleashing its pheromone contents. The couple then embraced.

Boy – Mah lurve! Ah lurve you!!
Girl – You always knew how to woo a girl!
Boy – I am your eternal slave!
Girl – We were fools to argue!

Both made out passionately.

Back at the battlefield, Marsters had confronted Lol and had received a punch to the heart.

Lol – You ruined Buffy you bastard! First that and now this! I pity you!!
Marsters – Ow... it hurts!!
Lol – Duh! It doesn’t exactly tickle now does it? Hasta la vista... Spike.

Lol blew Marsters’ head right off with a pistol. However, it unexpectedly grew right back!

Lol – Oh man, that’s not the way to get a-head in life!

Everyone laughed. Fat was outraged once again.

Tlaloc found himself fighting alongside Vegeta, Anime and Secor. They ran around at lightning fast speed, punching, kicking and head butting various cast and crew members.

The battle raged on for another few hours and the cast and crew of the monstrosity known as Dragonball Evolution would just not die. Their healing factors were too great. Our heroes regrouped and found the cast and crew advancing on them slowly.

Jessie - *Huff* *Huff* Man, this is nuts! Everytime we damage these bastards, they just heal up!
Son – We’re not losing! We can’t give up!
Vegeta – Son’s right! Not after all we’ve been through!
Secor – That healing factor is a real nuisance!
Tlaloc – Damn it, I’ve used up almost all my ki!
Supes – We need a strategic plan of attack!

Just then, Akira walked up to them along with a slightly battered up Nikku. The android could barely walk. The circuits in his left leg had been damaged.

Akira – Everyone, I know of a way we can win this. But...
Bakagirl – But what? Whats the catch?
Akira – We need to... lose Nikku...
Vegeta – What!? There’s just no way...!
Lol – No way man, without Nikku, it wouldn’t feel the same!
Akira – I wish there were some other way, but there just isn’t, okay!?

The group was taken aback by his sudden snapping at them. He was clearly distraught at having to lose his android son. He knelt down to Nikku and spoke to him.

Akira – Goodbye by son... Activate Code Alpha, Mode Gamma, Beta Override. Mission Kamikaze.
Jessie – No!!!

Jessie ran up to Akira and grabbed his arms, shaking him wildly with tears falling down her face.

Jessie – NO!! WE CAN’T LOSE HIM!!! He’s like a little brother to me!!
Akira – I’m sorry Jessie...
Jessie – He’s not leaving us Damnit!!!
Akira – He has to go away...
Jessie – No... No... He can’t...

Nikku hugged his father and walked past the group. He looked back at his friends. Slowly, he smiled. It was a sad yet inspiring smile. This little android had begun to understand emotions. Jessie ran up to him and hugged him tightly.

Jessie – NIKKU!!! You’re not leaving me you hear?? You aren’t!!

Nikku wiped a tear from her eye.

Nikku – I know now why you humans cry... but it’s something I could never do...

She looked at him. He smiled at her, she hugged him closely one last time.

Jessie – Goodbye... brother...

Suddenly, the cast and crew had stopped mere feet away from their opponents. They then unexpectedly began merging! A hideous formless monster had taken their place.

Monster – YoUUO WEIelL NoUOT StOOpP OuWerE PlaHNsSS!!!!111!!!!1!11

Son – What the hell is that thing!?
Supes – They merged!!
Akira – I think it would be best if we found cover. This explosion isn’t going to be pleasant.

Nikku once again looked at his friends. Some nodded at him, some waved and all were upset. Nikku grinned slowly and turned to face his destiny. He cracked his right knuckles which initiated his bomb. The bomb in place of his heart. The massive creature came closer and closer. Jessie, from behind the rock formation that acted as our hero’s cover, could only yell at it.

Jessie – JUST DIE YOU F***ERS!!!
Akira – Jessie, get down!!

Nikku staggered up to the monster.

Nikku – This is the end...

He turned to the audience, yes you who are reading this.

Nikku – Bai-Bai!

And then it happened.

A large explosion.

An explosion that could be seen and heard for miles all around.

Trees were disintegrated, buildings were demolished. It lasted for a good 10 minutes. The creature found itself nearing death. It looked up at Nikku. The two exchanged glances through the explosion.

Nikku – You’ve caused us so much trouble. It’s a shame it had to come to this. Maybe you’ll come back some day as... better people I hope. I’d like that! Perhaps you’ll make a good Dragonball movie! The others’ll keep hoping and when that day comes, they’ll be ready!

The creature tried to claw at Nikku, but it’s rapidly disintegrating hand prevented its grasp from doing any damage. Nikku waved with a smile.

Nikku – Adios! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
Creature – DaauMnmn YUOYoUuuuUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..............!!!!!!

And then there was nothing. The battle was over, but at a terrible cost.

After 10 agonising minutes had passed, the group emerged from their rock covering. Their work was done, the nightmare known as Dragonball Evolution had been destroyed.

Jessie (Voice Over) – What happened next? Nothing really! We took care of all the remaining lingering DBE stuff and that was it! We all still hang around at the Protest Forum. It’s funny, but these people had no idea how close to extinction they all were. Vegeta DTX, Son Goku and Superman found ways to make the forum even better. They even organised a few get togethers now and again!

The group are shown having a party to celebrate DBE’s demise.

Jessie (Voice Over) – Anime Goku just disappeared. No one knows where he went...

Anime Goku is shown training by fighting with several dinosaurs. He has a grin on his face.

Jessie (Voice Over) – Oh hey, Lol-Kun has perfected his sniping skills! The guy managed to hit 500 cans in 2 minutes without even looking!

Lol is shown shooting the cans whilst reading a manga.

Jessie (Voice Over) – Secor opened his own poster shop and it’s gained tons of business! His posters are now sold in Hong Kong, Kyoto, Florida, everywhere! He also has his own dojo!

Secor is shown in the dojo, training a bunch of kids.

Jessie (Voice Over) – As for Tlaloc, well he’s now in show business! He’s got a new show that’s premiering for the first time tonight. Hope it gets good reviews!

People are shown watching Tlaloc’s new show and heavily enjoying it.

Jessie (Voice Over) – Bakagirl also kinda just disappeared. But right after she went, I found this cute pet kitty!

Jessie is shown petting kitty form Bakagirl whilst Venus dances in the background.

Jessie (Voice Over) – As for me. Well... I’m okay. Not a day goes by that I don’t miss Nikku. We even got a board on the forum dedicated to him! A new kid joined the forum though. He’s called SSJ-Forest and he acts just like Nikku! Oh, and Akira Toriyama just sort of vanished as well. It’s a shame; I had a bunch of other weapons for him to sign...

Akira is shown in his home with the broken, practically demolished android body of Nikku. He looks at it and smiles whilst turning on a computer and a machine.

Akira – Now then Nikku! Let’s see if we can’t make you better again...!

Jessie – So yeah, it all turned out okay. But I can’t help feeling that we’ll all be going on another adventure pretty soon...

Meanwhile, in an office. A certain man picks up a certain script.

Uwe Boll – Aaaah... so a film called Dragonball Reborn needs a director...

THE END?

Dear good that was beautifull...I gonna continue mine now too...also, best ending evar!!

Made me sad face...

OH GOD I LAUGHED MY EYES OUT NIKKU THIS WAS A MASTERPIECE!!!

Marsters – With this sword, I take my vengeance... upon... what’s your name kid?
Lol – My ass.
Marsters – With this sword, I take my vengeance... upon my ass! WAIT, WHAT!?!? GRRR, you tricked me!!!
Lol – Yes, VERY easily I might add!
Marsters – Die!!!!

Chatwin – Oh shi...! I’m SO not ready for this...! All I wanted to do was make out with Jamie Chung...!
Nikku – Nikku must destloy you!!

Venus started dancing. Everyone stopped fighting and looked at her. They all walked up to her and were overtaken by happy feelings.

Supes – She’s so adorable!
Son – Yeah... kinda makes you not want to fight anymore doesn’t she?
Marsters – You know, we shouldn’t be fighting, we should be working on building a better tomorrow!
Nikku – I agree! This fighting is pointless. So what if these guys made a craptacular movie? At the end of the day, all you can do is move on.
Marsters – You really agree with me?
Nikku - ..............no.

Nikku uppercutted Marsters away and everyone erupted into battle once again...

HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Man this is one of those things that makes my face not forget to smile

I laughed soooooooo much!!!

And not only that its funny at many points but I really feeled so sad and and was touched by the scene when you do a selfdestruct

And the last sentence made me all AAAOOOWWW!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(zoom out the town, the region, the country, the bigger region, the continent, the planet the galaxy )

But oh I hope that wont be the case

*crying* NIKKU THAT WAS WONDERFUL!
I almost cried reading the part where you were preparing to self-destruct...You really are like a brother to me! I loved the end where I was talking about what happened to everyone! And I "squee!"'d with delight when I read Akira going to fix you!
An amazing end to an amazing fanfic! You win the internet!

I was listing to this while reading the 2nd half of that, it fit perfectly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDVTen1l2A8&feature=channel_page

Oooh that was hilarious nikku! And so touching... Thanks 4 puttin me in as the little happy dancin girl!

yeah venus's part was great!
and me with bakakitty and Venus at the end x D

Btw Jessie, not to jump off the subject or anythin but do you have a manga sketching help book? I have one and I still have a hard time drawin anime. SIGH.

I can reccomend some. My two favorites are "how to draw manga" by cathy cope and "The complete Idiot's guide to Drawing Manga" [shoujo version] by Matt forbeck&Tomoko Taniguchi. I suggest looking them up on the internet

OOOOOH! Thank you verrry much

Yay!! Danke for teh comments guys and gals!

*Sits down and stares at the fanfic*

It's... completed... Sure was fun writing it...