Nikku's fanfic - 'Dragonball Evolution Must Die!!'

A manga...? I'll see what I can do...! Hehehehehehe...!

Ok so if you put me in that fanfic, my target is Masters...that bastard sold out...HE'S A DISGRACE TO BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER...T____T
I can't even look at Spyke anymore without lunging at the tv D:

Also...i'm a sociopath that hides a huge amount of surgical instruments and C4. I'll cut them open and show then their repective hearths before they die!

Edit: i Forgot to ask nicely.
Can i be in the fanfic pwetty pweese "makes cute, yet psicotic face"

Tlaloc wrote:Has she drawn herself as Sabrina from Pokemon? Is she as hot as her?

uhhh...no and no O_O

AHAHAHA NIKKU THIS IS BRILLIANT I LAUGHED SO MUCH!!!

MAN this become my favorite "show"!!! can't wait for the part 3! ^_^

Jessie suddenly produced a large rucksack out of nowhere and stuffed every single sword, gun, knife, bow, arrow, bullet, poison, gauntlet, claw, nunchaku, brass knuckle, spear and pair of scissors into it.

ROFL! Jessica have RPG-like inventory she can put everything in it yet it seems like she is not bearing anything with her I LOVE THAT!

Man maybe we should make manga out of this seriously ahahah

Way to go and can't wait for more this is what puts a smile on my dead face

hey I can help illustrate it! but my drawing style is shonen mixed with Urasawa Naoki's drawing style( creator of 20th century boy)

unless u want it SD style

Part 3!

Son Goku – Yo... what’re you guys doing here?
Vegeta – We’ve come to finally put an end to the horror that is Dragonball Evolution!
Son Goku – I see, then you saw the new video on my blog?
Nikku – Yeah! Chatlose and Chung making out violently whilst eating and rolling around in strawberries!
Son Goku – Hm? No, I updated it, there are two videos now!
Jessie – Wha?
Son Goku – Take a look...!

He opened a new internet page and accessed his blog. He clicked on the link to the new video. To everyone’s horror, the video depicted Piccolo and Mai dancing the Tango.

Vegeta – Oh my Kami, what the hell...
Nikku – Nuh... no...!
Jessie – Sons of bitches...!
Superman – Very effing disappointing.

Nikku walked away from the group, silently growling to himself. He then lost it.

Nikku – RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!

He walked around, demolishing Superman’s house. He threw the TV onto the floor, overturned a table and tried to rip up a credit card. When he couldn’t tear it, he ate it instead. Vegeta and the others all grabbed him.

Vegeta – No Nikku, NO! Calm down!!
Jessie – Hold him steady, I’m gonna knock him out!

Son Goku was still at the computer. Without even turning to face the others, he spoke to them.

Son Goku – Careful now.

Superman – Hurry up and KO him Jessica! The movie has now driven Nikku completely batshit crazy!
Jessie – I’M TRYIN’!! Stop yellin’ at meh!!

Jessie rummaged through the rucksack of weapons and found nothing useful.

Jessie – Hm? That’s it! We don’t hafta knock him out, just distract him!

She pulled a picture of Yuko Ogura out of hammerspace (for Jessie we’ll probably rename it Anythingspace!) and showed it to Nikku. The boy immediately stopped struggling and took the picture, sitting down and looking at it.

Vegeta – Clucking Bell, that was close. We have gotta stop this shit NOW!
Superman – I agree, today Nikku destroys a living room, tomorrow he could be drinking!

Just then, Secor approached.

Secor – Hey guys, I just got off the phone to Tlaloc. He said he’ll arrive and then travel with us to kill the cast and crew.
Son Goku – Great, when will he get here?
Tlaloc – I’m already here.

There in the doorway, stood Tlaloc.

Jessie – This is great! The whole gang’s here... almost! Anyways, let’s go and kick some ass!

Son Goku grinned and shut down the computer. He ran upstairs and came back down in his gi.

Son Goku – Time for some action!

Superman removed his street clothes to reveal his superhero outfit.

Superman – Yes, lets!

The friends exited the house.

Vegeta – So, which way is the quickest to the airport?
Superman – To the North!
Jessie – I’ll ride us, and by us I mean myself, there!

Jessica pulled her bicycle out of Anythingspace.

Nikku – Cool...
Vegeta – OH SWEET JAYSUS!!! Not only is this a feckin’ homage to that lame scene from the trailer, but the movie has driven Nikku so Batshit insane that he thinks he’s Chatwin!!
Nikku – But this is how Goku acts... and I’m not ready for this anymore...

Everyone screamed. This was serious. Thinking quickly, Son Goku pulled out his mini video device and showed Nikku clips from the Goku vs Frieza fight on Namek. Nikku quickly returned to his old self.

Nikku – ZOMG, I quoted CHATWIN!!

The kid cried and was held by Jessica.

Jessie – There there, it’s okay. It’ll all be over soon.

Superman rummaged around in a chest (that was conveniently located just outside his house) and pulled out a long rope.

Superman – Okay guys, everyone grab onto this rope and I’ll fly us to the airport.
Jessie – COOL!! Me first!!

Everyone held onto the rope and was flown to the airport by Supes. Once there, they boarded the next plane to Hollywood. On the plane, Nikku and Jessie flicked peanuts at a man who was reading about Dragonball Evolution and smiling, Son Goku and Superman discussed how to make the blog even better and Vegeta, Secor and Tlaloc drew pictures of themselves disembowelling the cast and crew of DBE. Suddenly, a stewardess waltzed up to Nikku and Jessie.

Stewardess – Excuse me kiddies. Please don’t flick peanuts at a man who is, like me, a fan and strong supporter of Dragonball Evolution.

Nikku looked at her with an emotionless expression on his face.

Jessie – HOLY FUCKNUTS!! Everyone, Nikku’s gone crazy again!!!

The plane crashed a few moments later. Vegeta kicked the dead DBE fan’s body off of him and stood up. He saw the Hollywood sign in the background.

Vegeta – Well I’ll be! We’re here!

Nikku had calmed down and he and the other heroes were unharmed, as Son Goku had erected a ki force field to protect the group from Nikku’s explosion of rage and the ensuing plane crash. The friends made their way to the other airport. Once there, they spoke to that guy who asks you what your purpose of visit is (sorry, I know nothing about the name!)

Guy – Purpose of visit?
Secor – To kill those who made Dragonball Evolution.
Guy – Okay, enjoy your stay.

END OF PART 3!

lol nice!

wonderful lol! hah my friend liz says "fucknuts", but I usually don't say the f-word...only when my big brother jimmy holds me upsidedown by the ankles >_< damn my shortness, making that easy for him to do...

but yes wonderful fanfic. I wish I could hammerspace...

I love this fanfic!

i like the reference to gta4, cluckin bell

yea man, chatwimp is goin down

...this fanfic lacks kitties!

Nikku can you put me in this fic and give me saiyan powers?

....will there be more?

There will! There will be more! I'm being lazy again, and yes more and more members will be added!

don't sweat it I'm just as much of a procrastinator with my fanfic ^_^U

Hehe!

procrastination is evil. i swear it's a disease..

Okay guys, huge chapter here! I tried to make it as exciting as possible, especially towards the end. Remember to watch the Youtube link when you reach it. It’s meant to be there for comedy purposes!
-_^

Characters introduced – Anime Goku, Lol1991 and Bakagirl.

PART 4!

A day had passed. Our heroes find themselves in a massive hotel room which was mysteriously given to them. Inside, everyone was doing their own things. Jessie was sharpening her many blades, Goku was searching for more changes in DBE’s story, Vegeta was meditating to try to suppress his growing rage caused by DBE, Secor was decorating the room with posters, Nikku was playing Yu-Gi-Oh with a kitten (I know just go with it) whom he affectionately called Baka, Tlaloc was watching ‘When cops fuck up like amateurs’ on the TV and Superman was searching the fridge.

Superman – Hey, does anybody want anything to eat?
Jessie – I’ll have the cream of Sum Yung Gai!

Everyone laughed. It was nice to forget the troubles caused by DB Evolution!

Son Goku – So... in the Evolution universe you need to throw your jacket onto the floor and turn into the Hulk to power up. Laaaame!

Superman walked over whilst snacking on a meatball sub.

Superman – Now that’s just sad.
Vegeta – ACK!! MY CONCENTRATION IS BROKEN!!! MUST... DESTROY...!
Secor – Calm down Vegeta! Remember, unleash your anger in the big upcoming battle!

Vegeta got back onto his knees and continued his intense meditation.

Vegeta – You’re right... The battle.
Tlaloc – Save your strength, conserve it and then unleash it on those crap emitting, dick sucking, ass loving, pencil pushing, heart breaking, child molesting, Dragonball destroying, fail showing bastards.
Jessie – Hey, who let us use this apartment anyways?
??? – That would be me!

Everyone looked around. The balcony door slid open and 2 young guys walked in.

??? – Greetings!
Jessie – EEK!! A Robber! Prepare to get your balls busted! HAKISAKI!!

Jessie leaped into the air and performed a flying kick.

??? – No wait!!
Jessie – Huh?

Jessie froze in the air, her foot an inch away from the person’s face.

??? – My name is Lol1991. This is my friend Anime Goku.
Anime Goku – Yo!

Son Goku flinched at the name slightly.

Lol – We were the one’s that paid for this room for you all. We know about your vendetta against Wong and the others. We’d like to help if you’ll let us that is.
Vegeta – Sure thing! The more the merrier!
Jessie – Um guys...?

Jessie was still suspended in mid air.

Tlaloc – Jessie, fall down.
Jessie – Wah!

Jessie fell onto the floor and quickly sprung to her feet.

Jessie – I meant to do that!

Just then, Nikku walked up to the newest members.

Nikku – Hiya! I’m Nikku, what’s your name?
Lol – I’m Lol!
Nikku – You’re laughing out loud...?
Lol – No, I’m Lol.
Nikku – But you aren’t laughing...!!
Lol – No my NAME is Lol!
Nikku – YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!! You were just about to tell me your name, but then you lolled!

*4 hours later*

Secor – Okay... So now because Nikku STILL doesn’t understand, Lol will be called Bob.
Lol - .........
Nikku – What? So now we say “I Bobbed” instead of “I lolled”!?

Everyone either face palmed or fell over.

4am The next morning...

Anime – Okay... When I say I lolled and step on your foot, that means I’m NOT talking to Lol. Do you understand?
Nikku – Yup!
Anime – I Lolled!

Anime Goku stepped on Nikku’s foot. Nikku looked at Anime, then at Lol.

Nikku – I think he’s talking to you...!

Everyone was either too tired to face palm or fall over, or were already sleeping.

Many more hours later.

After the Lol name had finally been cleared, plans for the destruction of DBE’s cast and crew were well underway. It was the night of DBE’s premiere and not long remained before Dragonball was to be raped, befouled, mutilated and utterly destroyed.

Vegeta – So our intellectual plan is sorted then!
Jessie – Yeah! We smash the shit outta those bastards!
Superman – Very intellectually thought out there...
Secor – Let’s go guys! Evolution premieres in but 30 minutes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw&feature=PlayList&p=B9FD4F6630AD17EE&index=0&playnext=1

The group left the apartment. On the way to the movie theatre, Nikku ran up to a toy store window and pressed his face up against the glass, scaring small children inside. Jessie noticed and ran over.

Jessie – Hey there little brother, what’s up?

Nikku pointed to a Sailor Jupiter plushie.

Jessie – NO, you can’t have one! I’ve already bought you a Lilith Aensland plushie, a Dark Magician Girl plushie, a Rikku plushie AND a Chatwin plushie which you promptly destroyed by putting it in the microwave with the heat maxed out for 60 minutes during which you delighted in watching it burn as each individual piece of it combusted and became maimed with no way to repair it therefore destroying it with absolutely nothing in the world that could heal and repair the broken mutilated and down right fucked up plushie.

She took a deep breath after her long speech. Nikku looked up at her with massive puppy dog eyes. Jessie tried to resist, but eventually caved in.

Jessie – Damn those eyes, I’ll buy you 5 plushies!!

Once in the toy store, Nikku ran around and saw a girl wearing black clothing. He ran up to her and looked up.

??? – What do you want kid?
Nikku – Nikku wanna plushie!
??? – Oh... The world’s coming to an end tonight and you want a plushie. It must be nice to be so carefree in this unforgiving and cruel world.
Nikku - ?????
??? – So I take it you’re name’s Nikku.
Nikku – Yup! Yup!
??? – I’m Bakagirl. If you’ll excuse me, I’m just gonna go and hang myself before Dragonball DeEvolution comes out.
Jessie – WAAAAIIIIIT!!! You say you’re against the movie?
Bakagirl – Yeah...
Jessie – Well then, why don’t you join us?
Bakagirl – Sure... my life no longer has any meaning anyways...
Jessie - .........

Meanwhile, a horde of wankers... I mean uh, Dragonball Evolution supporters had gathered outside the cinema to greet the stars of said flick. A limo pulled up, but strangely enough, nobody got out right away. Inside, James Wong and the cast members were conversing.

Wong – Okay my fine fellow foul minded chums, we are finally here!
Emmy – Once our movie is shown, Dragonball won’t be able to be taken seriously by anyone!
Marsters – Excuse me Mr. Wong? Is our secret weapon ready yet?
Wong – Oh yes! The fake Akiri Toriyama is ready and waiting for us in this very cinema!
Chatwin – Like... pretty soon, he’ll deliver a message saying that he loves the film and that he’s like, totally for it. The fans won’t be ready for that...
Chung – Our prisoner being still here is now?
Wong – Oh yes my sexy James Chung! He’s right here!!

Wong pulled a sack off of a man who was sitting next to him. It was the REAL AkirA Toriyama! He was tied up and gagged.

Wong – Hey there Akiri, how does it feel to know that your beloved creation will soon go down the crapper?
Emmy – Your greatest creation no doubt! Hehehehehahaha!

Wong removed AkirA’s gag.

Akira – You monsters! I’ll never let you get away with this!
Wong – Oh but you will. You see, we’ve developed a fake robot Akiri Toriyama using the most advanced and powerful technology and he’s going to give us all a heart warming speech on how he loves and adores our film!
Akira – No!
Emmy – Yes! And then we’ll make Dragonball Reborn, Dragonball Code Gawku, Dragonball Piccolo’s Diary, Dragonball A Fullum’s Story and MORE!!!

Marsters looked out of the limo’s window. He stared at the “fans”.

Marsters – You hear that Akiri? Those cheers? That applauding? We will succeed and you and the true fans will fail.
Akira – But how? How did you monsters manage to convince all these people to see the film!?

Chow Yun Fatass – They casted me as Roshi, the down to earth funny guy of course!

Emmy lifted her extremely short, slutty skirt back.

Emmy – And you’d be surprised what a thirty second long video of me in a short skirt and tights will do.
Akira - ......are you shitting me? Listen bitch, I can tell you what you aren’t. ‘Pretty’ immediately comes to mind.

Emmy was shocked. So shocked in fact that she suddenly had to scratch her arse.

Akira – Not so “Gorgeous” now are we?

Chung – HE ARE INSULTING EMMY AT THE THING OF AND CAKE MEAN BAD DUDE!!!!! GAWKU, SAYING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!
Chatwin – I’m not ready to say anything...
Eriko – Um, the fans are--
Marsters – Hey, the fans are getting impatient. We’d better go and greet the gullible bastards.
Wong – You’re right.

Wong spoke to the limo driver.

Wong - Drive round to the back alleys and see to it that Akiri here is uh... taken out of the picture if you know what I mean.
Driver – Yes Sir my benevolent and incredible master!
Akira – Seriously, that’s just wrong.

The stars all got out of the limo and were greeted with thunderous applause. They entered the theatre as the limo drove around the corner. Once parked, the limo driver got out a syringe, filled with a deadly maddening poison. The poison causes those who receive it to frantically praise Dragonball Evolution and then die. Just then, our heroes turned the corner.

Son – There it is!!
Vegeta – The theatre where Evolution makes its premiere!
Jessie – Urgh... can’t wait to bust a few heads...!
Nikku – We made it and not a minute too soon! Huh...?

Nikku clutched his head slightly.

Tlaloc – Huh? Hey Nikku what’s wrong?
Nikku – Akira-San is in trouble... He’s over there!!! He’s only got a few seconds left!
Secor – Wait!! What are you talking about!?

Nikku darted off towards the limo in the alley.

Akira – Wait, you don’t want to do this! You don’t have to do this!
Driver – But I do. My master Wong is the greatest. I must serve him!!
Akira – No... This can’t be how it ends...!

The needle was less than an inch from Akira’s arm. Nikku mentally saw Toriyama in the limo and was racing to stop the crazed limo driver.

Nikku – AKIRA SENSEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIII!!!!!!

And you know what else!? ..............

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.....................End of part 4! ^_______^

Oh wow!

wow that was so cool ^_^ haha at your puppy dog eyes for a plushie, and the confusion on Lol-kun's name!

...I don't get the "some young gai" joke I made X D

JessicaRaine wrote:wow that was so cool ^_^ haha at your puppy dog eyes for a plushie, and the confusion on Lol-kun's name!

...I don't get the "some young gai" joke I made X D

Hehe! Danke!

Oh and if you actually say it, you'll get the joke!

Sum Yung Gai = Some Young Guy

...ok some young guy....I don't get it. Cream of some young guy? uh, ice cream made from a person? cannibalism? is that the joke?

AKIRA SENSEIII! That was awesome Nikku!

Thank you!

And Jessie... *Hits you over the head with an anvil*

YOU DON'T GET MAH JOKES THEN YOU GIT OUTTA THA STOREH!!!

Just kidding! Yep, you got it!

Now for part 5...!

owwies my head T_T meanie!