Nikku's fanfic - 'Dragonball Evolution Must Die!!'

LET ME SNIPE THE NEDDLE PLEASE...PLEASE...
That would be so dramatic...PLEASE

Part 5! Long ass chapter here guys!

The shocks and twists keep on coming! Get ready for the most exciting chapter yet!



The needle was less than an inch from Akira’s arm. The syringe contained a poison that cause those infected by it to praise Dragonball Evolution and then die a maddening death. The driver had a crazed look in his eyes.

Driver – Now prepare yourself Akiri! For you WILL love Evolution before you die!
Akira – Never!!
Driver – Hehehehe! I’m afraid that you have no say in the matter!!

He lunged forward with the syringe, but his attention was caught by a sight outside.

Nikku – OTOSAAAAAN!!!!

This little statement caught the others by surprise.

Jessie – Did he just say Otosan!?
Anime – No way! Akira Toriyama is Nikku’s father!?
Tlaloc – Bugger me! You learn something new everyday...!

As all this was going on, Lol had opened a briefcase and was putting together a menacing black rifle. Superman saw this and knelt down so that he was eye level with Lol.

Supes – Hey Lol, what are you doing?
Lol – You’ll see!

Lol tapped the side of his nose and winked as he finished putting the gun together. Meanwhile, the crazed driver was looking out of the front window. He immediately wished that he hadn’t as young Nikku leaped over the front of the car and performed a sharp flying kick that shattered the windscreen and went straight into the driver’s face, breaking his sunglasses and sending him straight out of the rear view window! He was sent crashing onto the ground and landed roughly in a large puddle. Nikku checked up on Akira.

Nikku – Otosan! Are you okay!?
Akira – I’m fine Nikku, but you must hurry and get the needle away from that man, it makes you love DB Evolution and die a maddening death!
Nikku – I’m on it!

The youngster jumped out of the rear view window and landed in front of the crazed driver. The driver pointed the needle at the boy and grinned psychotically, for he had not dropped the poison. The others ran up to Nikku.

Driver – Pretty soon, you’ll all see the light and LOVE Dragonball Evolution!
Lol – I don’t think so numbnuts.
Driver – Huh!?

Lol shot his rifle straight at the Driver. The bullet hit the syringe, sending it flipping into the air and landing on the driver’s head. The poison was injected into his body. The driver screamed as he yanked the needle out of his head, but it was already too late. He began screaming and convulsing as he fell to his knees.

Driver – NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!!!! DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION IS THE BEST!!! IT ISSSSSS SSSSSOOOOOO COOOOLLL!!! AAATTRHTHTSIUKYJK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He was suddenly silenced as his life was quickly and suddenly ended abruptly. He dropped to the floor. Dead. Lol dismantled his rifle and placed it back into the briefcase which he slung around his shoulder.

Lol – He just got fired.
Jessie – Hahaha!!! Oh Lol-Kun!

Son Goku, Superman, Anime Goku and Secor all walked up to the deceased man and checked up on him.

Anime – Man, what was in that syringe?
Supes – Noitulove BD. It’s an insanely lethal drug cooked up by James Wong. Vegeta DTX told me about it, his inside guy found out about it for him. When a person is exposed to this stuff, it makes them go insane, makes them love Evolution and then causes them to die in excruciating pain.
Son – Nasty. Let’s just hope that this was the only batch.
Supes – Something tells me it isn’t. Hm?

Superman reached into the driver’s pocket and pulled out a nametag. The name read “Antonio Desantos”.

Supes – Son of a bitch!
Secor – What?
Supes – I thought this guy looked familiar. This guy’s name is Antonio Desantos. He was a regular basher of all things DB Evolution. He gave me news on this film, but went missing several days ago.
Son – Damn... What did Wong do to him?
Supes – It must’ve been brainwashing. Whatever it was it must have been really powerful. Ant here wouldn’t succumb even if he was being brutally tortured...

Superman closed Antonio’s eyes.

Back with the others, Vegeta DTX had just untied Akira Toriyama.

Vegeta – Holy crap, I can’t believe I’m meeting THE Akira Toriyama!
Jessie – I know! This is really exciting! Akira-Kun? Will you sign my knives?
Akira – Eeeh... hehe. Sure thing. I owe you all for rescuing me!

Jessie handed over knife after knife and Akira signed every one of them whilst talking. The other group came walking over.

Son – Mr Toriyama? It’s an honor sir.
Lol – More than an honor! This is like the coolest moment of my life!
Bakagirl – So what did those guys want with you?

Akira’s smile disappeared.

Akira – They wanted me out of the picture. Wong and his cohorts have had me locked up for days now. They jumped me in the street a few nights ago. I actually knocked out that whimpy looking fellow with a weak punch...
Jessie – Chatlose.
Akira - ...but then the guy with the weird cheekbone complexion used a taser on me.

Akira sat down on the ground and the others followed.

Akira – That Wong’s a psychopath who wants nothing more than to, you guessed it, take over the world. With all the strong criticisms that Evolution was garnering, he became obsessed with making people adore it without having to make any changes to it.

He signalled for Nikku to walk over. The boy did so and sat down in front of Akira with his back turned to him. Akira placed his hands on the boy’s neck and head and continued to speak.

Akira – I suspected that they would try something dastardly like this, so I prepared a little something to aid you all.
Son – You did?
Akira – That’s right my friend. I read your blog, I liked it, I liked it a lot. I came across your forum and was so thankful that there were still people out there that remained true fans of my work.

He smiled.

Akira – You see Wong has been infecting the water supply of many countries and towns with an extremely watered down version of his so called “wonder drug”. This is why you see people on various sites that praise the piece of drivel known as Dragonball Evolution. Ah, here we go Nikku!

Akira surprisingly screwed Nikku’s head off and placed it on the ground! Everyone was taken aback by this. Jessie jumped to her feet and nearly had a heart attack.

Jessie – AAAAAAIIIIIEEEE!!! AKIRA-KUN KILLED NIKKU-KUN!!! ......That’s horrid!
Akira – Relax my energetic young friend, nothing to be alarmed about. He’s alright!

Nikku’s head looked up at Jessie.

Nikku head – Hi Jessie-Chan! Nikku is okay, okay?
Jessie – AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jessie looked at the head again.

Jessie - .........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!
Tlaloc – Oh man! I KNEW I shouldn’t have eaten that weird clown meat that Jessie served me yesterday!
Lol – This is too weird!!

Jessie slowly picked up Nikku’s head.

Jessie – Ni... Nikku...? Are you okay?
Nikku head – Yup!

Jessie screamed again and dropped the head. It landed in Akira’s waiting hand and he placed it back onto the ground.

Akira – Surprised? Hehe!
Anime – Yes, very! Whats the deal here Akira-Sensei!?
Akira – Well, you remember I said I’d devised a little something to help you all out? Well, Nikku is that thing!
Secor – Whaddaya mean?
Akira – Nikku is an android developed by me. I started working on him when those first couple of Justin Chatwin as “Goku” pictures surfaced. I designed Nikku to be a weapon to use against the fiendish Wong and co. I gave him Goku’s powers, programmed him to find your forum and the rest is history!

As he spoke, Nikku’s body got up and ran around. Nikku’s head bounced up and down excitedly.

Akira – Unfortunately, there was a little bug in his coding and he ended up being extremely hyper at the most random times. But while he was staying with me and my family, we grew to love him as if he were our own.

Akira tripped the running body of Nikku up, grabbed the bouncing head and screwed them back together again.

Akira – There we go little one, does that feel better?

Nikku nodded happily.

Nikku – Yup yup! Nikku feels better now!

Akira – Oh yes that bug also causes you to speak in the third person doesn’t it?

Akira turned to face the others.

Akira – So yes, that’s why he called me Otosan. Anyways, there are much more pressing matters to attend to. In case you didn’t yet know, Wong is a drug baron that specialises in several kinds of monstrous drugs. Since kidnapping me, he has been giving his cohorts some... “upgrades”...
Son – What do you mean by upgrades Toriyama-Sensei?
Akira – Unlike the suicide drug which you’ve all seen, the other drugs cause those who’ve been exposed to them to gain superhuman abilities. I know that you’ve all got special talents, but you will all need to push yourselves to the ultimate limit to take out these creeps.

Bakagirl walked over whilst pointing to her Hello Kitty watch.

Bakagirl – Hey guys! I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the premiere of Dragonball Evolution is in 7 minutes!!
Akira – Oh no!!

Akira sprung to his feet.

Akira – You all have to hurry! The fake me, constructed by Wong has been filed with a super strong dosage of the maddening drug! When the fake Toriyama speaks, he will release it from his mouth over the already hypnotised crowd! When that happens, this world and everyone you know and love will be killed. The drug spreads like crazy when it’s in gas form!! You have to stop them for Dragonball fans everywhere!

Son Goku walked up to him.

Son – Don’t worry sir. We won’t fail.
Vegeta – Those monsters are as good as dead with us on the job!
All – Let’s go!

The group ran into the theatre. Nikku and Akira spoke before heading anywhere.

Akira – I’m going to miss you Nikku... I created you to stop Wong and his allies by using your kamikaze ability. But with these people, these true fans, I may not have to lose you after all! Come on son, let’s go and put a stop to this!

Akira and Nikku darted after their friends. The final battle was about to begin...

END OF PART 5!!

Ahh hahahahahahahahha! I was laughing so loud at the part where nikku's head came off and my reaction to it ^_^ and then the mentioning of clown meat... Gee, you really capture my personality perfectly in this...

Wowee Akira-sama is Nikku daddy! Amazing! and he signed my knives : D

Let us hope Nikku does not hafta use the Kamikaze ability O_O

that secret drug plan is crazy, we must stop it! Nikku is very good at making fanfics ^_^ every part of this is just pure epic win! I canoot wait to see how it ends!

Wow that was awesome!

Hehe! Thank you guys! If you thought those parts were good, just wait till we get the battles!!

This is awesome...i pulled a STFU on driver


Refer to number 23, cause i can't fint the scene on it's own sorry.

Great chapter...you have me beat Nikku no dana

haha nice one, lol-kun

OMG. When I was laughing at Nikku's fanfic, my mom said it was so loud she heard it downstairs, and she started laughing too just cause i was laughing so much X D I'm the same way, I laugh if other people laugh

Yay! I like making other people laugh!

Lol, Jessie that reminds me of an advert that used to show in the year 2000 (I think). This guy's in a barbers shop and the barber is brushing the hair off his neck after a haircut. He starts laughing and sets off the entire shop! Then a man comes and presses against the window, making the guy laugh even more. I have no idea what it was advertising as I only remember it for the laughing!

haha yes laughing is fun, and contagious ^_^ but sometimes while I'm at school I remember something funny that someone here said, and I burst into laugher in the middle of class and everyone stares at me X D then i laugh more...

JessicaRaine wrote:haha yes laughing is fun, and contagious ^_^ but sometimes while I'm at school I remember something funny that someone here said, and I burst into laugher in the middle of class and everyone stares at me X D then i laugh more...

*Contemplates telling Jessie something hilarious, just so she bursts out laughing at school tomorrow....*

haha just reading that made me laugh.

I'll probably be laughing about the headless nikku thing tomorrow...

Yay!

XD

hmm, didn't burst out into giggles at school like i expected to...oh well

JessicaRaine wrote:hmm, didn't burst out into giggles at school like i expected to...oh well

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PART 6!! Huge action filled chapter here!

The gang made their way up to the double doors of the movie theatre. There were a ton of people there all yelling and cheering their hearts right out. Jessie was shoved and dropped her knife inches away from Anime Goku’s foot.

Anime – Yee!! Watch it!
Jessie – Sorry, sorry!
Son – Man, we can’t get through this damn crowd!
Supes – Leave that to me my friend.

Superman levitated into the sky. This caused practically all the crowd to gaze upon him.

Audience member 1 – Hey look, that man is on wires!
Audience member 2 – He must LOVE Dragonball Evolution so much to go through all of this!

Superman thought to himself.

Supes – {Oh for fu...}

He breathed in and in and in and in...

Vegeta – Uh, guys, you may wanna grab onto something!

Superman continued breathing in. A humanly impossible feat!

Nikku grabbed onto Jessie’s arm.

Vegeta – No, no, I meant something like the sides of these framed movie posters.

Vegeta DTX pointed to the various posters that lined the theatre walls, lit up around the edges with bright neon lights. Everyone grabbed onto a poster each, Jessie made sure to grab hold of the Watchmen one. Meanwhile, Superman had just finished drawing his breath and blew with all his might! A powerful gust emitted from his being and blew the entire crowd away. Various Dragonball Evolution fans were sent flying into car windows or straight into buildings. One hapless man found himself blown onto an electric power pole. Jessie looked on, excited by the carnage that had just transpired.

Jessie - ...Shocking!

Superman landed and walked back up to his friends.

Supes – Well, shall we?
Son – Thanks Supes, Geez, I’d hate to be in front of you when you sneeze!

Superman smiled as he opened the door to let the others in. However, just as he opened the door, a little girl ran up to the DB Evolution poster outside and bumped into it, falling over. She immedietaly got up and began clawing and scratching at Chatwin’s face.

Lol – Woah, who are you!?
??? – I’m FUNNY WUNNY GIRL AN’ I’M MAD!!!

Funny Wunny began kicking the crotch of the 2D Chatwin.

Tlaloc – Holy shit on a sandwich! She’s even more hyper than Nikku!
Baka – Where is Nikku anyways.

The group saw that Nikku was now with Funny Wunny Girl, destroying the poster.

Jessie – Aaaaw, in’t that cute? BUT IT’S WROOOOOOOOONG!!!

Jessie marched over to Nikku and picked him up by the back of his shirt.

Jessie – Nikku, you’re supposed to be killing the real cast and crew with us, remember?
Nikku – Oh yeah!

Jessie smiled and dropped Nikku onto the floor. The boy immediately scrambled to his feet and continued wrecking the poster with Funny.

Jessie – Uh... guys help?
Secor – I know what’ll get him inside. Here Nikku! Look!

Secor held up a rubber steak. Nikku prepared to pounce at it like a little puppy. Secor lightly threw the rubber steak inside. Nikku chased after it and began chewing on it.

Akira – Now why didn’t I think of that when it was time for Nikku’s bath?

The others made their way inside. Whilst walking past, Vegeta DTX gave Funny Wunny a $10 note.

Vegeta – See that this poster and the other DBE ones get what they deserve okay kiddo?
Funny – OKIE!!

Vegeta smiled as Funny continued murdering the poster and walked inside. Funny sniffed the money, ate it, and continued with her demolition of the poster. Once Vegeta was past the double doors, he saw two large security guards standing in between them and the rest of the theatre.

Guard 1 – Hey, where do you think you punks are going?
Guard 2 – Yeah!!
Jessie – I’ve had enough of things standing in between us and our victims...

Jessie crouched down to Nikku, who was still chewing on his rubber steak, and whispered something to him.

Jessie – {Pssst! Hey Nikku! Those guys over there stole all your Yu-Gi-Oh! cards!}

Nikku stopped chewing at the steak and looked up at the guards. He started growling silently. Jessie sprinted over to the others and held up a large see-through screen in front of them after pulling it out of Hammerspace.

Tlaloc – Uh, hey Jessie? What’s with...?
Jessie – Trust me, you’ll be happy this was placed in between us and them.

The guards walked up to Nikku, who was still sitting down and staring at them whilst growling silently.

Guard 1 – Hey look! This little Dog thinks he can scare us!
Guard 2 – Yeah!!
Guard 1 – Let’s teach the animal a lesson!
Guard 2 – Yeah!!

Nikku’s note; Yes, these guards actually think that Nikku’s a puppy for some reason!

The guards reached out to try and grab Nikku, but he leaped up and landed on the first guards shoulders.

Guard 1 – What the...!?!?
Guard 2 – Yeah?

Nikku ripped Guard 1’s face off with his teeth and jumped onto the other one, ripping his face off too. Their blood splattered all over Jessie’s see-through screen. The faceless guards fell down, dead.

Everyone - ...........!!!
Lol - ...holy shit!

Nikku skipped over to the group and Jessie patted him on the head.

Jessie – Good boy Nikku!
Son – Okay guys, this is it. This is where it all ends.

He walked in front of them and paced up and down.

Son – Those monsters are beyond these doors and are going to be killed tonight! Then, it will all be over. The anger filled shocks will end. The face palming will be halted. The whimpy face of Chatwin will be in the obituary section of tomorrow’s newspaper!

A flag with a Dragonball on it appeared in the background behind Son Goku.

Son – These monsters have tried to rape our childhoods and they failed! They can take our manga/anime and try to befoul it, BUT THEY WILL NEVER TAKE... OUR FREEDOM!!!!
Tlaloc – And I thought that Wong ripped other movies off, Nikku’s ripping off that Mel Gibson scene from Braveheart in this fanfic.
Jessie – What did you just say?
Tlaloc – Huh, oh nothing. {I guess this is really more of an homage...}
Son – So let’s go and finish these bastards off! COME ON!!!
All – YEEEEEAAAAAH!!!!!!

Son Goku wiped some blue paint off his face that had somehow mysteriously appeared when he yelled the word “Freedom” and the group all darted through another set of doors and found themselves in the lobby. The place was filled with people!

Secor – Didn’t we just leave this party?
Lol – Damn, I can’t figure out which floor the cast and crew are on!
Supes – Leave that to me!

Superman put on his most dreariest, angst filled face and ran up to the bar. Performing a spot on impression of Chatwin, he spoke to the lady behind the bar.


Lady – Hello sir, how may I Help yooooOOOOUUUUUU!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD YOU’RE JUSTIN CHATWIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supeswin – I’m not ready, cool..., where am I sitting, like, for this premiere...? Before the eclipse... Younger manga...
Lady – I LOVE YOU JUSTIN!!!! I HAVE EROTIC STRWBERRY FILLED DREAMS ABOUT YOU EVERY SINGLE NIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supeswin – I’m not ready, please tell me where I’m sitting for this, like, premiere tonight for my uh... my um... my film... which I’m not ready to see...
Bitch – I LOVE YOU!!!!!! MARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I WANT YOUR BABIESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

Jessie – Shitting Hell that bitch needs some sedatives... And I’M the doctor!

Jessie pulled some suicide pills out of Hammerspace, but her hand was lowered by Akira.

Akira – Not just yet Jessie, I’m trying to study the DBE Fanboy/Girl so I can put it in my future manga which shows you all killing them.
Jessie – COOL!! Okay Akira-Kun!

Meanwhile, the gushing drooling cow STILL hadn’t told Superman where the cast and crew were. She nearly fainted.

Supeswin – Look lady, just tell me where I’m sitting or I’ll rip your head off.
Bitch – OOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!! HE THREATENED ME!!!! NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!!!
Baka – Pretty stupid life then isn’t it?

Just then, an alarm went off. A voice over a speaker spoke out.

Voice over speaker – Ladies and gentlemen, the anti-DBE detectors...
Jessie – You have to be shitting me.
Voice over speaker - ...have detected some negativity in the air. There are people in here who are actually AGAINST(!?!?!?) Dragonball Evolution!!

Several gasps were heard amongst the crowd.

Voice over speaker – Please find these negative people and kill them. LONG LIVE DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION!!!

Nikku’s Note; Sheesh, you have NO idea how hard it was for me to type that last line out... *Cries*

The crowd all brandished several weapons such as brass knuckles, guns and swords. All attention in the room was directed at the Protest group. Jessie grinned and slid her knife blades across each other.

Jessie – Looks like we’ll be getting some action a little sooner than we expected...!

*Que dramatic battle music and here we go!*

One member of the crowd charged at Jessie, brandishing a katana, but ran straight onto her waiting knife. Jessie forced him off of it and kicked him into another man.

Akira – Guys! These are things created by Wong in his laboratory! You must kill them, or they crap out foetuses which quickly turn into other creatures!
Lol – Oh man, I don’t think I have the stomach for this anymore...

He just dodged a frenzied woman who had leaped at him in an attempt to tackle him to the floor. Lol pulled out a sub machine gun.

Lol – Forget squeamish, now I’m ticked! IT’S KILLIN’ TIME!!

Lol shot several rounds into the woman’s head causing her to die a short, but painful death. He noticed frenzied men and women charging at him from all angles, but he was ready. Lol spun around whilst firing his machine gun, killing all his would-be surrounders instantly. Grinning, he ran off to kill some more people.

Superman noticed he was being confronted by the Chatwin loving woman. She leaped over the counter, performing a flying kick, but Superman simply grabbed her ankle and began swinging her around. He noticed that Son Goku was doing the same thing.

Supes – Hey Son! Double Whammy?
Son – You’re on!

Both Son and Supes flung their victims into each other with such force, that they literally exploded upon collision. The two smiled, gave each other a high five and went to finish off some more creatures. Anime Goku was watching them with his arms folded, on top of a balcony. He smiled.

Anime – Heh, show offs! Hm?

A creature was approaching him from behind. He back handed it and grabbed the man as he flew up to the top of the large room.

Anime – Have a nice Fall!
Creature – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anime Goku dropped the guy and he splattered on the ground below! Anime then used Instant Transmission to get right in front of another creature.

Anime – Hi, nice day!

He threw a punch. A punch which went straight through the creatures face. The dead body crumpled to the floor as Anime Goku shook the blood off his hand.

Anime – Hey, it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

Meanwhile, Tlaloc and Secor had wound up back to back.

Secor – Time for some double team, methinks!
Tlaloc – Agreed!

The two joined hands and swung each other around, kicking and punching various creatures and breaking vital body parts.

Tlaloc – Hm? Secor behind you! GOING AIRBORNE!!

Tlaloc leaped into the air, spun around and used a particularly brutal kick to knock the head off of a creature. The head went right at Nikku, but the boy ducked at the last minute to continue playing with his Yu-Gi-Oh! cards. Body parts and weapons were flying left right and centre, but he still kept on messing around with his cards.

Secor – Hey Tlaloc, thanks for watching my back, now watch your own!

A creature tried attacking Tlaloc from behind, but Secor was ready. He picked up a gumball machine and threw it in the man’s direction. Tlaloc dropped to the floor just in time as the gumball machine smacked the creature right in the face, sending it crashing over the bar.

Meanwhile, Vegeta had just finished beating the crap out of a large group of creature/men/women hybrids and he had piled them all up. Another one lunged at him, but a roundhouse kick knocked the creature’s jaw off.

Vegeta – That look suits you!

He then uppercutted the creature’s head clear off its shoulders. Just before it landed, he kicked the decapitated head into the crotch of another creature. He launched a ki blast that blew the man right up, sending his arms and legs in 4 different directions. Each limb impaled a creature! Vegeta DTX walked away comically.

Vegeta – Yep... I’m bad!

Bakagirl was fairing well too. She transformed into her cat form (which is the same kitty that Nikku was playing with in an earlier chapter) and pounced upon several men and women, clawing at their faces and even managing to claw their eyeballs right out! The now blinded creatures tried in vain to attack or stomp on Bakagirl, but she was already working on killing some more of them. The blinded creatures began hitting each other.

Jessie was having the time of her life. She had stabbed, gutted and decapitated several creatures.

Jessie – I am the psycho lady from Hell!

She slit a man’s throat.

Jessie – The bloodlust Woman!

She chopped a man’s bollocks off.

Jessie – The Amazonian avenger with a love of blood, clown meat and AZUMANGA!!

She stabbed two of her knives into the eye sockets of a woman.

Pretty soon, all the action was over, for now. The large room was filled with dead bodies, blood and body parts. The group all reunited again.

Jessie – WOOHOO!! That was awesome!!! I wanna kill some more! Lemme kill some more!!

Right on cue, the doors all opened and several hundred more frenzied people rushed in. Lol sighed.

Lol – Oh come on man! Oh wait a minute. Everyone, you might wanna get up on that balcony.

Everyone did as instructed, with Jessie scooping Nikku up and carrying him along the way. Lol held his grapple gun and fired a line to the ceiling.

Lol – It’s time you morons went out with a bang!

He dropped a live grenade onto the floor and pressed a button on his grapple gun. He was flung up to the balcony, just as the grenade went off, killing all those on the lower floor. Lol landed stylishly with a roll and stood up.

Lol – Well shall we? I think I know where our “friends” are.

He pointed to the doors just behind them. Above the doors was a sign that read “DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION”.

Son – This is it.
Baka – It all comes down to this.
Akira – Finally, it will all be over.

The voice on the speaker spoke up again.

Voice on speaker – YOU PEOPLE WILL NOT WIN!! You’ll never win!! YOU HEEEEEAAAAAAR MEEEEEE??? You little...

But the speech was cut off, as a shot from Lol’s handgun destroyed the speaker.

Lol - .......

Tlaloc opened the door and the group entered...

END OF PART 6!!

NEXT CHAPTER!! – Our heroes versus the cast and crew of Dragonball Evolution.

DON’T MISS IT!!

Voice on speaker – YOU PEOPLE WILL NOT WIN!! You’ll never win!! YOU HEEEEEAAAAAAR MEEEEEE??? You little...

But the speech was cut off, as a shot from Lol’s handgun destroyed the speaker.

Lol - .......

AWESOME.
Nikku do you by chance know what double wielding is..,a pistol in each hand...AND DEATH TO THE ENEMY...pl0x?

Great episode, but you made Jessie a bit to Psycho. She's more a quiet, yet clearly insane type. But you nailed my character spot on. XD

Yes!! And don't worry, double wielding is coming your way!!


Thankies for the kind comment!

I LOVED IT! haha I laughed at me specifically grabbing a watchmen poster, and nikku with his rubber steak and yugioh cards, and Akira-san wanting to put me in his show, and the killing sprees and stuff...lol my speech about blood and clown meat and azumanga kinda reminded me of sailor moon's speech ^_^ lol, i was borderline evil in this chapter! I'm insane, but I'm a good person, really. but when it comes to DBE...muhahahaha

Holy cream! This stuff kicks!

lol1991 always talk 'bout guns :/

guns=good
knives=superior

Fuck knives.

Double wielding hand guns for the win...that gives me an idea

Dual Elite?

LOLs i plays Counter Strike

I don't play Counter Strike. I has Halo 2.
I'm not really a fan of online gaming...it's nice to play with other people and all, but sometimes your stupid "leet" guy comes along and starts being a pain. I detest that, so i don't play online games very often, especialy FPS.

why not, you like guns dont you? there isnt many Singleplayer FPS :p