Nikku's fanfic - 'Dragonball Evolution Must Die!!'

Like Halo 2, and Killzone, and Halo 1, and Rainbow Six, etc.
I have FPS, it's jsut without online gaming, they only last so long...

And the last freat FPS i really want to play is Halo 3, but i don't have a 360, cause it's to expensive...dito for a PS3. If i had the latter, i would buy Killzone 2.

*Jumps back into topic*

Ey! Eyeyeyeyey!! No having a conversation in this topic!!

By the way, thanks Tlaloc and Part 7 is just being written now! You maaaaaaay have it in a few hours...!

Part 7!! Everything before this chapter was just training! Now the REAL fun begins! We confront the cast and crew of Dragonball Evolution!



Our heroes walked down the long corridor and headed for the Dragonball Evolution room. Everyone had a mix of relieved, worried and stressed expressions on their faces.

In the Dragonball Evolution room, the music went down and the lights darkened. A blue light shone on screen, hypnotizing the crowd even further. The cast and crew were unaffected, due to wearing sunglasses. The audience found that they couldn’t look away. They were utterly and completely mesmerised by the light. Just then, James Wong’s face was shown on screen, making the cast and crew of DBE in the audience smile slyly.

Wong – You love Dragonball Evolution.
Audience – We love Dragonball Evolution.
Wong – To be without this film, is to be in considerable pain.
Audience - To be without this film, is to be in considerable pain.
Wong – You NEED to obey the cast and crew of this movie.
Audience - We NEED to obey the cast and crew of this movie.
Wong – Good... gooooood...! Now my little hypnotised slaves. Now is the time for you to be placed fully under my control. Fake Akiri! Take your place on the stage from the audience... and release your drug. Make them all fall under the thrall of my scheme.

The fake Akira Toriyama arose from his audience seat and walked up onto the stage.

Wong – Do it NOW my robotic man slave!! ENSLAVE THEM AAAAAALL!!!!!!
Akiri – Yeeeees Maaaaasteeeeeer...!

Akiri raised his hands and his palms opened up. Akiri’s arms were filled with the noxious, lethal maddening drug. The cast and crew all donned special gas masks, allowing them to breathe and watch the carnage that was about to unfold. The Wong on the screen smiled, and then the screen turned white.

Akiri – Engaging gas release. Commencing with plan.

Suddenly a ki blast appeared to shoot right past Akiri’s head. Its head then dropped to the ground. The cast and crew all jumped up, shocked and stunned about what happened.

Emmy – What the...?
Chatwin – Oh shi...
Chung – NOEZ!!! OAR PLAHN!!!!
Marsters – Who did this!?
Wong – No! NOOOO!!! MY PLANS!!! MY PLAAAAAAAANS!!!!

The gang of villains all spun around and saw our heroes standing in the doorway. Son Goku had his hand raised. It was his ki blast that had stopped the Akiri Robot. Son lowered his hand and the group marched down the isle. A few people took a gander at some of the hypnotized people in their seats. They made it down the isle and stood in front of the maniacal madmen and women.

Supes – We finally found you.
Wong – Found us? What do you mean, why weren’t you hypnotized?
Chung – HOARYU!?!?
Tlaloc – We’re the ones that have come to stop you.
Jessie – Yeah, we’ve had enough of you ruining our beloved Dragonball.
Marsters – It’s our Dragonball now little girl!
Akira – I think not!
Wong – WHAT??

Akira walked in front of the group of heroes. The cast and crew were all shocked to see him alive.

Wong – AKIRI!?!? But you’re supposed to be dead!!
Son – You failed. We stopped Desantos from killing Akira. He was a good man, Wong. You’re gonna pay for what you did to him.
Wong – Hahaha! I think not little boy! You’ve interrupted our plan. You’ll find that YOU are the one’s who are going to pay.

He walked forward slightly and grinned at the opposing group.

Wong – Just join the rest of these idiots in the audience. You are only delaying the inevitable. Just give in and become our slaves!
Secor – NEVER WONG! It ends tonight! We stopped your plan. Now we just have to stop you.
Chatwin – Like, leave him alone man... You’re not ready to fight us...
Nikku – Oh really!?

Nikku walked right up to Chatwin, ignoring the other cast and crew members.

Nikku – I’d say we’re FULLY ready Chatlose!

Nikku kicked Chatwin in his shin, mortally wounding him and sending him falling onto the ground. He then ki blasted and killed the other cast and crew members instantly and finally stopped Dragonball Evolution.

The End!

So whaddaya think? Pretty cool fanfic huh?

Oh, and er... JUST KIDDING!! You don’t think I’d end it as abruptly as THAT do ya? Do YA?? *Looks at you intensely*

Anyways, I’ve had my fun. Back to the fanfic! ^____^



Nikku – I’d say we’re FULLY ready Chatlose!

Nikku kicked Chatwin in his shin, knocking him over. Chatwin cried like a little baby as he held his shin.

Chatwin – Oh god... this like... really hurts... oh shi...
Chung – NOEZ!!! GAWKU!! HOW DARING YOO LITTAL BOI!! HE ARE BEING GAWKU!!!
Nikku - ................Wha?

Nikku looked back at Chatwin who actually coughed up some blood. Nikku had performed a relatively weak kick by the way. After he was helped up by Marsters and Park, he wiped the tears from his eyes and looked at Nikku angstily and emo-ly.

Chatwin - *Sob* *Sniff* How dare you... How dare you...!
Randall – Don’t you young whippersnappers realise that we can now sue you for aggravated assault?
Fat – Yes, our amazing movie is just fine. There’s nothing wrong with it.
Nikku – Oh and THIS qualifies as FINE!? Raping and murdering Dragonball every single day?? We’ve had enough. You’ve gone too far. You went too far when we found out that you put Goku in high school!

Nikku placed a hand near where his heart would be if he was human.

Nikku – I was created for the sole purpose of stopping you. Tonight, I finally achieve my destiny!
Lol – Oh man, when Nikku gets serious, you KNOW it’s time to get serious yourself.
Jessie – I prefer hyper, happy Nikku better.
Akira – That’s my fault everyone. Nikku was programmed to be serious and calculated when confronting these monsters.

Marsters looked at Nikku.

Marsters – If only I had my tight black spandex costume, my sword and my Fullum Assassins...!
Vegeta DTX – All of which Piccolo didn’t have in Dragonball.
Marsters – Don’t you young fools get it yet!? We HAD to make these many changes to make it realistic!!
Akira – Yes, because my work was always realistic wasn’t it Cheek Bone Boy?
Park – Hey, don’t insult him old man or I’ll come over there and give you a really hard punch!
Akira – Go ahead and try it. And at least I look much younger than you grandpa!
Park – OH!!! OH!!! OH YOU...!!! OH!!!
Vegeta – Hey Park, you even think of laying a hand on Toriyama Sensei and I’ll rip you into pieces. Oh wait... We’re here to do that already aren’t we?

Wong held up his hand.

Wong – Fear not my incredible allies.

He walked over to the Akiri Robot and opened its leg. He took out several injections and handed them all to his cohorts.

Wong – Inject the drugs into your arms to gain the incredible powers we discussed!
Lol – Uh!?

Lol charged at them, but Wong stepped onto a button on the floor. A large glass screen separated the good guys from the bad. Lol hit the screen, but to no avail.

Lol – Damn! Okay stand back everyone, stand back!

He reached into his jacket and pulled out a mini bomb. He secured it to the window and set a timer for 20 seconds. The heroes looked through the glass and saw the villains injecting the gene altering drugs into their persons, like the most developed drug addicts. The cast and crew screamed as their bodies bulged and then returned to normal again.

Emmy – Such power!!
Randall – I feel like a young man again!
Fat – I am REBORN!! Hey, that’s the title for the sequel!

Eventually, their alterations were completed. Eventually, the timer reached 20 seconds. A small explosion shattered the screen, making it rain glass shards.

Wong – Quickly everyone, let’s get outside our bodies need a little more time to adjust to these new enhancements!

Wong and the others ran (With surprisingly quick speed) up the opposite isle to the one our heroes came down. The enhancements were starting to take effect. The others gave chase, but the nefarious villains shut and locked both doors via remote controls.

Wong – Come on! We’ll head outside and get a cab to my place!
Son – No, we CAN’T let them get away! Not after what they’ve done!!
Anime – EVERYONE GRAB ONTO THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU!!! NOW!!!

Everyone grabbed onto the person next to them as Anime Goku grabbed hold of Tlaloc’s arm and placed his index and middle fingers onto his forehead.

Anime – Just have to concentrate and lock on to the retarded power levels and... THERE WE GO!!

The group of friends vanished from the large room. Outside, Wong and the others had just recovered from the shock of seeing their creatures mutilated and killed in the lobby.

Emmy – Man, how dare they do this to our creatures!!
Chung – WE GOING ARE TO KILLING THE THEM!!!

They made it to the streets which were nearly deserted thanks to Superman’s gust of wind blowing the so called fans away. The villains ran forward a little bit, but the heroes suddenly appeared in front of them.

Tlaloc – Going some where?
Fat – That’s impossible! How did you do that!?
Anime – We came prepared. And now you die!
Emmy – I think not!!

Rossum threw a grenade at her enemies. It exploded upon contact, sending the group flying backwards, all the way across the street. She laughed and threw another grenade behind the group. Only this one was so powerful that it caused a massive crater in the ground. Son Goku erected a ki shield to protect his comrades. Jessie looked down.

Jessie – Dayum! Who supplies this bitch with her weapons!?

The Evolution people ran across the road and got into lame fighting stances.

Chung – Ken you Kamiyamiyah!?
Tlaloc – What?
Chung – KEN YOU KOMIYAMIYAH!?!?
Secor – She’s talking in that mysterious alien language again!
Son – Damn, there’s not much room to fight on this street...!

Superman looked down into the newly formed crater.

Supes – Looks like there’s plenty of room down there!
Nikku – Go guys! Hiyaa!!

Nikku performed a jumping spinning kick and began distracting the Evolution cast and crew so his friends could drop down into the large crater. First Superman and Son Goku flipped down, then Secor and Tlaloc, followed closely by Bakagirl and Lol1991. Jessie grabbed Akira and held him above her head with both arms as she jumped down as well, as did Anime Goku and Vegeta DTX! Nikku threw two lightning fast punches and then a low kick to knock Joon Park off his feet and then dropped down as well.

Son – Spread out and fight!

The cast and crew leaped down and charged at their adversaries!

The battle had begun.

END OF PART 7!!

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Ohh i can't wait to see what happens next~

OMG OMG OMG.
I want to know what happens next.

This is whyn i take so little time to write my fanfic, the suspence kills me, so i kinda get how people feel XD

haha but if it all comes fast we don;'t get time to absorb it and get excited

Ah... lol

Take that Chung!!

"Chung"? I dont remember a guy named Chung

-_- chung was the guy in the dirty pikachu costume handing out pizza hut coupons, remember?

LOL

But seriously, Chung plays "Chi-Chi" in DBE

I prefer to call it "pretends to be" chichi

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This is absolutely BRILLIANT!!! I laughed so hard and so long while reading through this all....

OH GOD WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING!!! what I've been missing this week... I am so sorry that I couldn't keep up and read it earlier

Nikku this must be official we must PUBLISH this ahahahaha!!!
Oh god if I could only have more time and inspiration I'd try to ADAPT IT(rofl) into the comic :D:D:D
But maybe the best way is to stay in this form

Anyways this is one of those things that is so good that you just can't start numbering your favorite parts and parts where you laughed most, cause you will end up pretty much retelling and quoting the whole fanfic

There are so many great jokes that made me laugh so far that I just don't know where to start!
I mean that old Chatwin's "I'm not ready for this" joke so simple so used but STILL one of the best make me always laugh so much and then Jessie's anythingspace LOL! and you really get the feeling that she is all chibi, and crazy as her avatar...
Then your "cim" about ending the fanfic when you kill them all ahhahaha oh god
I must stop cause I'll basically quote the whole fanfic like I said so better to stop now. Cause it was 100% PURELY MASTERPIECE!!!

I can't wait for the final battle!!!!!!!!

The only thing I'd add for myself is that I also wanna do a selfdestruct since that has been my dream since I heard of this movie lol!(watch my AMV and it will all be clear to ya lol - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvHLqhNZaeU&feature=channel_page), but hey! maybe its better for us both to stay alive! Actually yeah, that's right! I love happy endings!!! But oh what am I saying its your fanfic its on you

P.S.
Gosh I still have feeling that you are an android created by Akira Toriyama woooh I guess I am really highly focuses and into this fanfic when I read it...

Oh yea =.=
"Chung"..

Yaaaay!!! Thanks for the long and kind comments Veggie-San! I loooove long comments about teh fanfic! It made me feel all happy inside!

Thanks again!

My friend...that AMV WAS KICK ASS.
FAVORITE BUTTON CLICKED.

BTW, I have totaly forgeting this, but I'm going to send you a friend invite, If you don't know yet, my name his lol1904 on youtube.

yes Nikku's fanfic really makes our lives brighter ^_^ Yay for chibi anythingspace X D

Yay!

you win all the cookies in the world

But I wanted cookies...

You won 2 pounds of cookies

O___O

NIKKU WIN COOKIES!!!!!

*Rushes over to a big Jessie shaped cookie*

<3 <3 <3 <3

sorry Taloc, you can have cookies when you write something cool.

Woah, nikku where did you get that cookie? O_O

I found it!!

*Nibbles on the cookie's arm, like a little mouse*

No i gave it to you