James Wong’s Watchmen: Evolution

It all started in a cold May night, at Metrosexual Teen Spirit High. Professor Comedian was at the gym looking for the installations for the prom. But then out of nowhere a shadowy figure appears and attacks Mr. Comedian, both individuals struggle but at the end it is the enigmatic one who succeeds and pushes Mr. Comedian out of a window to land in a pool full of water (because it would be too cruel for Mr. Comedian to be killed for the child audiences).

Next morning Mr. Comedian is found and they consider him crazy since he said a shadow attacked him and shadows can’t attack as that isn’t realistic, so he is fired from the school. A brown headed boy decides to investigate what really happened. This boy is Walter Joseph Kovacs who despite being good looking in a metrosexual way, he is also emo teen, plus he loves to play detective and when he does he places on himself a mask which once got stained by accident and calls himself Rorschach. Everyone knows Walter is Rorschach, which is the cause why most of them consider him unpopular. Truth is that Walter wants to be normal and popular so he can be worthy of the girl he loves; Laurie Juspeczyk who is the leader of the cheerleader squad The Silk Spectres and the most popular girl in school; he has sexual fantasies of Laurie eating strawberries.

Walter decides to enter Mr. Comedian’s office to look for clues while wearing his Rorschach mask. He says.

Rorschach: I have to look for clues to what really happened to Mr. Comedian. What is this????!!!! His real name was Edward Blake????!!!! Maybe none wanted to find out and that is why he got fired. The PTA keeps whoring out on the students, the world will come to us and say, save us; and I will whisper… I am not ready.

As Walter didn’t found anything in the office he goes out and while walking he finds the love of his life, Laurie. As soon as he sees Laurie, she imagines her eating strawberries, but then some bulky though guy pushes him and says.

Corey Wilson: Move it ya’ fool! And don’t look at mah bitch! C’mon mah homies!

It was Corey Wilson, the school’s bully and captain of the football team. He along with his cronies like Agundo the latino jock went to Laurie who is his girlfriend and Laurie’s friend Eimi.

Corey Wilson: Yo! Wazzzzap mah beetch! Gimme some of that sweet honey ass!

Laurie: Oh Corey, you know you scare me when you do that. I could had kicked you because I know martial arts, my mom taught me,

Corey Wilson: Yeah whateva beetch! Hope ya come to da prom with me as you will bee mah queen and I da mothafuckin’ king. Ya aight mah homies?!

Walter couldn’t stand this and wanted to fight for the love of Laurie, but before that he was stopped by Tito his nerdy best friend (who by the way, detests to dress as an owl; and as well be bald).

Tito: Hi Rorschach! I am Titio!

Rorschach: Hello Tito!

Tito: I just want to tell you that beware of Corey Wilson as he is though and gangsta, try to find information on Laurie’s former boyfriend and be careful with the eclipse. Good bye!

Rorschach: Good bye Tito!

And so Rorschach headed to challenge Corey for the love of Laurie.

(More to come).

You really hate Corey Wilson, don't you? lol, he annoys me too, but I've been ignoring him and everyone else on those db movie websites for the most part and it's worked out for the better.

lmao, way too much time on ur hands

Tlaloc wrote:It all started in a cold May night, at Metrosexual Teen Spirit High. Professor Comedian was at the gym looking for the installations for the prom. But then out of nowhere a shadowy figure appears and attacks Mr. Comedian, both individuals struggle but at the end it is the enigmatic one who succeeds and pushes Mr. Comedian out of a window to land in a pool full of water (because it would be too cruel for Mr. Comedian to be killed for the child audiences).

Next morning Mr. Comedian is found and they consider him crazy since he said a shadow attacked him and shadows can’t attack as that isn’t realistic, so he is fired from the school. A brown headed boy decides to investigate what really happened. This boy is Walter Joseph Kovacs who despite being good looking in a metrosexual way, he is also emo teen, plus he loves to play detective and when he does he places on himself a mask which once got stained by accident and calls himself Rorschach. Everyone knows Walter is Rorschach, which is the cause why most of them consider him unpopular. Truth is that Walter wants to be normal and popular so he can be worthy of the girl he loves; Laurie Juspeczyk who is the leader of the cheerleader squad The Silk Spectres and the most popular girl in school; he has sexual fantasies of Laurie eating strawberries.

Walter decides to enter Mr. Comedian’s office to look for clues while wearing his Rorschach mask. He says.

Rorschach: I have to look for clues to what really happened to Mr. Comedian. What is this????!!!! His real name was Edward Blake????!!!! Maybe none wanted to find out and that is why he got fired. The PTA keeps whoring out on the students, the world will come to us and say, save us; and I will whisper… I am not ready.

As Walter didn’t found anything in the office he goes out and while walking he finds the love of his life, Laurie. As soon as he sees Laurie, she imagines her eating strawberries, but then some bulky though guy pushes him and says.

Corey Wilson: Move it ya’ fool! And don’t look at mah bitch! C’mon mah homies!

It was Corey Wilson, the school’s bully and captain of the football team. He along with his cronies like Agundo the latino jock went to Laurie who is his girlfriend and Laurie’s friend Eimi.

Corey Wilson: Yo! Wazzzzap mah beetch! Gimme some of that sweet honey ass!

Laurie: Oh Corey, you know you scare me when you do that. I could had kicked you because I know martial arts, my mom taught me,

Corey Wilson: Yeah whateva beetch! Hope ya come to da prom with me as you will bee mah queen and I da mothafuckin’ king. Ya aight mah homies?!

Walter couldn’t stand this and wanted to fight for the love of Laurie, but before that he was stopped by Tito his nerdy best friend (who by the way, detests to dress as an owl; and as well be bald).

Tito: Hi Rorschach! I am Titio!

Rorschach: Hello Tito!

Tito: I just want to tell you that beware of Corey Wilson as he is though and gangsta, try to find information on Laurie’s former boyfriend and be careful with the eclipse. Good bye!

Rorschach: Good bye Tito!

And so Rorschach headed to challenge Corey for the love of Laurie.

(More to come).

AHAHAHAHA! GREAT!! ahhaah man you really hate that Corey Wilson as much as I hate him...
Considering what he was talking about us, me and how many times he insulted us and throlled us I think its kinda ok to come back him this way.

While I indeed hate that poser self promoting attention shemale whore of Corey Wilson; the reason his name was placed in the fanfic, was because it was the only name I could think of similar to Carey Fuller. Also when did Corey came to troll us here? That was Kevin Payne aka Kaypain.

Rorschach was just in front of the group, but he was stopped by one of Corey’s thugs.

Thug: Yo! Don’t walk any further ya shrimpy fool!

Rorschach: I come here to challenge your boss to a duel for the love of Laurie.

Corey hears this and he hand waves his goon to step aside as he was going to address the challenger.

Corey: Waazaat? You wanna challenge me fo’ tha love of mah bitch Laurie?

Rorschach: Yeah that is right! Got a problem with it?

Corey: No, challenge is on bitch!

Both set up their positions and begin the duel, the musical duel that is.

Rorschach: Oh Laurie, Laurie you know I’ve had a crush on you since day one on school. My dreams are all about you and me, being together in a union of pure and innocent sweet love!

Then Corey proceeds with his hip hop, doing odd moves with his arms while having a rap-remix of the theme of Batman: The Animated Series.

Corey: Yo! You are supposed to be mah ho’! Yo! You are the one who should lick mah’ pole! Yo! You are the one who will be mah prom queen. You are my bitch!!!!

Rorschach: Laurie don’t lie to your own heart, you know I am the right boy for you.

Corey: Laurie love me now! Yo! You know mah dick is the only one that will fill ya up! Yo! You will absorb mah man milk like a sponge! Yo!

Rorschach: Don’t listen to him since I have my pure love just for you! My angel! My sweet silk angel!

(The dancing and signing continues until Laurie says).

Laurie. Rawshark! I love you now! You are my true love! Good bye Corey!

Corey: Screw ya bitch! I will still be da prom king and some other ho’ will be mah fuckin’ queen.! Let’s a go mah homies!

Corey’s homies: Word!

As soon as they leave, Laurie heads to Rorschach and begin talking.

Laurie: You are so kind with that song and dancing.

Rorschach: Thank you Laurie, but right now I am busy with finding out about why Mr. Comedian got fired.

Laurie: That is so cool! Can I join? My mother taught me how to fight!

Rorschach: OK, but later as it is dangerous.

Then Laurie’s best friend Eimi comes in!

Eimi: Laurie, we have cheerleading practice!

Laurie: OK guess we will meet later Rawshark, oh and go interview my former boyfriend Johnny Manhattan!

Rorschach: OK good bye Laurie!

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