bakagurls fanfic

fine i'll read it... u guys have way too much time on ur-
*starts reading*
SHE JUST SKEWERED THAT BITCHES EYE HAHAHA
*reads on
DAAAAAAMN, i hope some of his vital organs exploded on impact

wow, good shit. anger is beautiful, that being said i think i might be in love with u baka. mad vulgar too, i can relate.
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ww"e" is wack, it was way better back in the day when it was the WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION! STONE COLD! MANKIND! and mankind was crazy too, he used bleed like he had an infinite supply of blood, and he had those two other personalities which were fuckin great to watch. they really delivered a show back in those days

lol, loved that yesterday Randy did the RKO on Stephanie.

lol

yeah but now triple h is pissed

i think randys going to get knocked the fuck out XD




The two drove on down the highway for a while, Passing through different towns on their way to finding Emmy Rossum.

Baka- "I'm fucking hungry. Stop at the next restaraunt and get me something to eat."

Belphegor- "Sure."

They stop at Subway and get $5 foot longs. Belphegor got a meatball sub while Baka got a chicken pizziola sub.

Baka- "Now, This shit is good."

Belphegor- "It was good."

Baka- "Goddamn, Belphy. Finished alreay?"

Belphegor- "The Prince was hungry too."

Baka notices some sauce around Belphegor's lips.

Baka- "I'll say."

Baka then leans over and places her lips on Belphegor's, Getting some sauce off of Belphegor while also getting what she wanted. She breaks the saucy kiss when there's no more sauce to get from Belphegor's lips. He looks at her for moment until a police car suddenly stops near the two.

Police- "You! You're the two that killed Justin Chatwin!"

Baka- "That's right, Pig. He's road kill now and unless you want to die too. You'll back the fuck off."

Police- "Requesting Back-up! Requesting-"

Suddenly, A knife stabs itself into the cop's forehead. The cops falls over and dies. Baka turns to Belphegor to see him holding a few more knives of the same kind.

Baka- "Nice. Now let's get going."

The two get into the truck and speed off away from Subway.

Belphegor- "Well, Do you know where we'll find that Emmy girl?"

Baka- "Not really. Honestly, I was just gambling on running her over at some point."

Then Suddenly, They run over something and check behind them to see what it was they hit.

Belphegor- "Was that her?"

Baka- "No, It's just Yuri Lowenthal."

Belphegor- "Oh. But didn't he voice the Goku from the Dragonball Evolution game?"

Baka looks at Belphegor then back to Yuri Lowenthal.

Baka- "Stop the motherfucking vehicle and back the fuck up!"

Belphegor stops the truck and backs up to where Yuri was. Baka gets out and walks over to Yuri.

Baka- "Hello, Motherfucker. Nice day, huh?"

Yuri- "Wh-Why did you--"

Baka- "Because you helped in ruining my fucking childhood, That's why."

Yuri- "What?! What are you talking about?"

Baka- "Dragonball Evolution, Motherfucker!"

Yuri- "WHAT?! I'm not even in the movie?!"

Baka- "So? You're in the fucking game and that's just as bad as supporting the movie."

Yuri- "But...But that's not fair!"

Baka looks over and notices a cemetary nearby.

Baka- "This is just fucking perfect."

Belphegor- "Really? What's perfect."

Baka- "Hey, Yuri. Remember Saints Row 2?"

Yuri- "Ofcourse, I voiced a Japanese character named Shogo."

Baka- "Remember how Shogo dies?"

Yuri- "Yeah, he's buried ali--"

Yuri suddenly goes quiet and turns pale.

Baka- "Buried alive."

Baka then grabs Yuri and drags him over to a hole and drops him into it.

Yuri- "No! Please! Don't do this! Don't kill me! I have a family!"

Baka- "Then they won't even know you're gone. All they'd have to do is turn on the fucking T.V."

Baka then grabs a shovel and starts tossing in dirt on top of Yuri. Belphegor grabs one and helps Baka in shoveling in dirt.

Yuri- "No! Stop! Please!"

The two continue to shovel in dirt until Yuri couldn't be heard anymore, But still proceed to shovel in dirt until there is no more dirt to shovel in.

Belphegor- "Well, Should we give him a eulogy?"

Baka- "I'd give him something else, But I'm not a guy."

Belphegor smirked and chuckled a bit.

Belphegor- "I think I know what you have in mind."

Baka smiled and turned away from Belphegor, listening for a sound that she enjoys hearing moments later. After the sound stops, She turns to see Belphegor zipping up his pants and spots the puddle on the dirt that buries Yuri underneath it.

Baka- "Rot in peace, Motherfucker."

The two then go back to their truck and speed off. They continue on until Belphegor stops to get gas.

Baka- "I'm going inside to get a fucking drink. You want anything?"

Belphegor- "Sure, I'll have a Mountain Dew Live Wire."

Baka goes inside and gets the drinks, walking back to find two clowns standing by a broken down car.

Clown 1- "See? The engine's blown!"

Clown 2- "Well, That's the last time I buy from ACME."

Baka- "Car problems?"

The clowns look at Baka.

Clown 1- "Yeah? Dumbo here bought a cheap car."

Clown 2- "Hey! Can it, Larry."

Larry- "Well, It's true. What? Do you think you can fix it?"

Clown 2- "Sure, Where's the Duct Tape?"

Larry- "This is hopeless."

Baka- "Well, Sucks to be you."

Baka walks off to leave the clowns be, returning to the truck.

Baka- "Ready to go?"

Belphegor- "Sure."

They get into the truck, Ready to go until the clowns approach them.

Larry- "Say? Would you mind giving us a hand?"

Belphegor- "In what way?"

Larry- "We're trying to get to Hollywood, We're doing a show there in front of celebrities."

Clown 2- "Yeah, Mainly celebrities from recent films."

Baka- "Recent films? Does that include the fucking Dragonball Evolution movie?"

Larry- "Unfortunantly, Yes."

Belphegor- "You don't sound very pleased with the movie."

Larry- "Are you nuts? Anybody that even likes it remotely deserves to choke on a rubber ball!"

Clown 2- "My feelings exactly."

Baka- "Well, I think we can help you guys afterall."

Belphegor- "But first, What are your names?"

Larry- "oh, I'm Larry Oscar Lando. But please, Just call me Larry."

Baka- "L.O.L."

Larry- "Or That, Whichever suits your fancy."

Clown 2- "And I am Terry Laloc."

Baka- "Well, Hop in, Guys."

The two clowns get into the bed of the truck and they all speed off to Hollywood in hopes of finding and doing away with the cast of Dragonball Evolution.



sorry for the cheap ass names lol & tlaloc but i couldnt think of anything better

how was it though

...can i kill Masters in a brutal and sadistic fashion...PLEASE?
That's awesome baku, and you sound more and more like Revy as this goes on.

lol cool, will I be making an appearance as well?

yea i like how lol and tlaloc were introduced, good shit. possibly a little TOO vulgar...? nvm me...

O_o

Baka-Chan... you just killed Yuri Lowenthal...

I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!! You do not know how happy that chapter made me!!!

*Places Baka-Chan on a massive gold plated jewel encrusted throne and bows several times*

Thanks for letting me be a clown.

AWESOME! I love this fic if you bring me in this fic give me Goku's powers please.

wow

im so glad everyone liked it so much

just like i love rewatching shogo get buried over and over just to hear lowenthal screaming like the pussy he is XD

xXbakagurlXx wrote:just like i love rewatching shogo get buried over and over just to hear lowenthal screaming like the pussy he is XD

*Slaps knee whilst laughing*

Yuri is one of the WORST "voice actors" in the world, yet for some odd and insane reason he's in every-bloody-thing. Look at the redits on Wikipedia or IMDB and oh surprise surprise there's Yuri's name. Hearing him as Iceman in Wolverine and the X-Men made my ears bleed violently. Whats worse is they've only given him the same role in the Marvel Ultimate Alliance sequel. And of course he's in Naruto which I hate with a passion. He also said that Sasuke was one of his favorite roles.

He sucks big time and he needs to stop being in everything.

the faggot was even in gurren lagann as the main fucking character

seriously lowenthal fucking stop already

spend some fucking time with your fucking family

i bet your wife is fucking the gardener because youre never home when she wants you

and dont tell me he cant afford a fucking gardener with all the shit he does because he can prolly buy one 500 times over DX