Ask Street Fighter's Ryu!

Nikku - Hi guys! Lookie! Its Raiyu!!

Ryu - Um... its pronounced Ree-You...

Nikku - Okay Raiyu! So yeah, feel free to ask Raiyu anything! *Secretly steals Ryu's headband and runs off*

Ryu - So uh... I'm meant to answer your questions I guess. Ask away...

Can you beat Chuck Norris?

justinlynch3 wrote:Can you beat Chuck Norris?

Ryu - I'm pretty sure I can yes.

But isn't Chuck Norris unbeatable? How do you explain this?

justinlynch3 wrote:But isn't Chuck Norris unbeatable? How do you explain this?

Ryu - Anybody is beatable when he has the flu.

To strike a man when he's down, some would call that cowardness. How do you respond to that?

justinlynch3 wrote:To strike a man when he's down, some would call that cowardness. How do you respond to that?

Ryu - Like this. SHORYUUUUUUUKEN!!!

*Shoryuken's Justin*

Oh shit...

*hit by attack*

Why... I'm just... the one asking... questions...

justinlynch3 wrote:Oh shit...

*hit by attack*

Why... I'm just... the one asking... questions...

Ryu - How DARE you call me a bastard! HADOUKEN!!!

*Fires a Hadouken*

... fuck

How do you think about dragonball evolution?

Can you beat Goku?

What if Nikku was a Damsel in distress and taken to some foreign land to marry some guy what would she do?

deltafrank wrote:How do you think about dragonball evolution?

Ryu - I think its a pile of butt kissing, pencil pushing, piss taking, plop eating, urine drinking, sewer swimming, child molesting, d**k fondling homo driving s**t. Sadly enough, I can relate what with Street Fighter's two live action movies. Also, that Jon Foo guy who ruined Jin Kazama in the Tekken LAM has ruined me as well, that short fan film called "Street Fighter Legend"? Yeah, he plays me in that and it sucks. Search it up on Youtube if ya want...

Setsuna F. Seiei wrote:Can you beat Goku?

What if Nikku was a Damsel in distress and taken to some foreign land to marry some guy what would she do?

Ryu - I'm not sure if I could beat Goku, but I'd love to fight him someday. The Kamehameha vs the Hadouken would be epicly epic don't you agree?

Ryu - Nikku's a tough kid. If someone tried to kidnap Nikku then they would suffer severe katana based damage to their family jewels. If Nikku was kidnapped then I suppose I'd have to play the hero and go off on a rescue mission. Also, about the marriage; Nikku would take all the money and then flee to Japan. Then, Nikku would buy many many things and eat many fine noodle based dishes. Then Nikku would move back to the foreign land, get a divorce and get the rest of the money.

Rule #34 about Nikku = DO NOT FORCE MARRIAGE UPON THEE.

What would you do if you came to to face with Chatshit at a bar?

justinlynch3 wrote:What would you do if you came to to face with Chatshit at a bar?

Ryu - Well, I'd let the Satsui No Hadou fully consume me and then utilise the Raging Demon on him. Then he'd die horribly and painfully!

lol, I heard they called Ryu 'RAI-YOO' in Legend of Chun-li.

Son Goku wrote:lol, I heard they called Ryu 'RAI-YOO' in Legend of Chun-li.

Ryu - You heard correct sir, and thats just one of the many reasons why it sucked! "Chun-Li's a pianist" for f**ks sake... *Shakes head*

Does Nikku play SSFIV for PS3?

Zero wrote:Does Nikku play SSFIV for PS3?

Ryu - Nope, Nikku says that SSFIV does not warrent a seperate purchase because a copy of regular SFIV is already owned. Nikku says that (and I quote) "SSFIV is exactly the same as regular SFIV just with a bunch of new characters, new challenges, the return of minigames, new stages, more trophies, more songs, slightly more balanced gameplay and a different intro". I asked why Nikku said it was the same EXACT game and Nikku simply repeated the answer... Strange. Nikku also has a PS3 but it is hardly ever played as we both find that the games are severely lacking.

And Capcom lose points for making me so fugly in SFIV!!!

Ryu, the timeline of your games confuses me.

First the Alpha/Zero games were alternate universes, then they say that they took place between SF 1 & SF 2. And now we have SF 4 that takes place before SF 3. What's up with that?

Tlaloc wrote:Ryu, the timeline of your games confuses me.

First the Alpha/Zero games were alternate universes, then they say that they took place between SF 1 & SF 2. And now we have SF 4 that takes place before SF 3. What's up with that?

Ryu - Heh, that crazy Capcom! Always trying to confuse fans with their screwed up timelines. Here's what I think the timelines are in order;

Street Fighter Apha/Zero --- Street Fighter --- Street Fighter II --- Street Fighter IV --- Street Fighter III

I'm not sure where the EX series comes in... Wait a minute, Sagat's chest scar... I think Alpha may have come AFTER SFI... DAMNIT CAPCOM!! YOU'VE CONFUZZLED MEEEEEEEE!!!!!