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Nikku's jokes!
by Nikku Sat Apr 18, 2009 5:30 pm
Darth Vader - Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas!
Luke - How do you know?
Darth Vader - Because I have felt your presence.
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I was trying to cross the road the other day. A policeman came over and said "there's a zebra crossing over there!" and I replied "I hope he's having more luck than I am!"
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Whats the difference between a bank manager who likes to fight and Justin Chatwin talking?
One's a warring banker, the others a boring w**ker!
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Why couldn't Ash see Brock?
Because it was Misty!
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So a lady is having a bath when the doorbell rings. "Who is it?" she asks. "It's the postman!" "Oh good!" she thinks, "He's blind, I don't need a towel!" so she runs downstairs stark naked and opens the door.
"Guess what, I've got my sight back!" he says.
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Nikku - Ryu! Can I borrow a hammer?
Ryu - SHORYUKEN!
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Re: Nikku's jokes!
by Jessica Raine Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:23 pm
I'VE GOT ONE.
so two cannibals are eating a clown. one leans over to the other and says "hey, does this taste funny to you?"
so two cannibals are eating a clown. one leans over to the other and says "hey, does this taste funny to you?"
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by sonaditya Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:29 am
Riddle+joke: What will you people call a cow that flies?
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Re: Nikku's jokes!
by Chulance Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:17 am
OOOOOOOOOOOOH I love jokes.
What do you call a pig who takes karate?
Porkchop!
Anyone can eat steak but you can't pee soup
What do you call a pig who takes karate?
Porkchop!
Anyone can eat steak but you can't pee soup
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