Batman vs the Justice League! *Humorous*

Now, we all know that Batman could take down the entire Justice League with his eyes closed, I'm asking you how you think he might take out a few of the members! Remember, they can be serious or humorous ways on how he beats them! Here's a few of mine;

Superman/Supergirl -
Kryptonite ring from the Hush storyline and there we go.

Wonder Woman -
Bats - "Diana! Spell "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"!!
WW - Erm...
And Batman has already calculated her weaknesses and wins.

Flash -
Flash runs around Batman to try and make him dizzy. After Wally gets tired out, Batman delivers a well placed kick in the bollocks and down he goes!

Green Lantern -
Batman simply dons his bright yellow Batsuit and lays the smackdown on GL's ass, putting his ring in the Batcave criminal museum afterwards! (Yes, yes, I know that Lantern's not a villain!)

Hawkman/Hawkgirl -
Bats - Robin! Fetch me my glider cape and my hedge clippers please!

Martian Manhunter -
Bats - Remember Jonn, only YOU can stop house fires!

Well, thats all I've got. Hows about yours?

LOL Batman would die in minuted if he fought one at a time he could use krpytonite ring but Superman can just destroy him with heat-vision from a distance. Flash can murder him at light speed, John can rip his brain out Also Nikku there's hundreds of Green Lanterns John from the cartoon is weakest. Kyle Rayner can create an energy fist the size of a planet,warp reality,energy,time space ect.

The only one he could beat is Robin not to mention there's thousands of other JLU members

Batman, according to the last issues I've read, as calculated all the weaknesses of the Justice League member, and has come up with ways to beat them all instantly, should they ever go berserk. It's his strategical mind. Batman would win.

Yes now Batman can win he's become much more godly. I caught up on my Batman comics he has nanotechnology he can create viruses to posion people and use JLA laser. I agree with lol Batman wins

Even before then. Sure, if they all came at him at the same time, chances are he'd loose, but individually, he can easily take them out. He's even set up contingency for himself (careful bastard).

All this to say, it would take all of them at the same time. And even then, it would have to be a sneak attack.

With prep however he could use the JLA laser for a mixture of green kryptonite and the kind that effects other species. He could teleport Superman into the red sun after blasting him with Green K and could also use clear k to weaken non kryptonions. He could create a virus that weaknesns a species by collecting pieces of their home planet and mixing them with radiation therefore creating kryptonite