Re: Ask James Marsters!

by deltafrank Thu Mar 18, 2010 4:19 pm

Hey james marsters,
If you have guts, then attach yourself to a lie detector and answer these questions:
Have you watched a single episode of dragonball/z/gt?
what is the main reason you accepted the role of piccolo?
are you willing to lie to make money (even if there is hardly any chance that people will believe)?
are you gay?

If you don't attach yourself to a lie detector and answer these questions on time, you can watch James Wong die. And if you still don't answer, then we will torture you 24/7. Your choice

by Nikku Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:11 pm

justinlynch3 wrote:Let me guess, is it that midget over there who is smaller then even Jessie.

James - Yep.. uh, NO!! He's bigger than a big... uh... man!

deltafrank wrote:Hey james marsters,
If you have guts, then attach yourself to a lie detector and answer these questions:
Have you watched a single episode of dragonball/z/gt?
what is the main reason you accepted the role of piccolo?
are you willing to lie to make money (even if there is hardly any chance that people will believe)?
are you gay?

If you don't attach yourself to a lie detector and answer these questions on time, you can watch James Wong die. And if you still don't answer, then we will torture you 24/7. Your choice

James - Oh no!! I'll obey!! *Attatches self to Electric Lie Detector*

Have you watched a single episode of dragonball/z/gt?
Yes, all of them. *Shocked* None of them!

what is the main reason you accepted the role of piccolo?
I'm his biggest fan. *Shocked* Money...

are you willing to lie to make money (even if there is hardly any chance that people will believe)?
No not at all. *Shocked* I neeeeeeeeeeeeeed the money and will lie to get it.

are you gay?
No, I'm straight! I have a son with my wife! *Shocked* With my husband!

Now will you please get this lie detector off me? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!! *Shocked*

by justinlynch3 Thu Mar 18, 2010 6:43 pm

No, I say we best leave it on.

by lol1991 Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:03 pm

what do you think Buffy fans now think of you? (tip: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!! YOU MADE ME HATE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN BUFFY!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!

by Nikku Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:31 pm

justinlynch3 wrote:No, I say we best leave it on.

James - Please take it off, I can't stand this pain any longer!!! *Shocked*

lol1991 wrote:what do you think Buffy fans now think of you? (tip: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!! YOU MADE ME HATE MY FAVORITE CHARACTER IN BUFFY!!! FUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU!!!!

James - FINALLY!! One of my adoring fans! I can see you want my autograph, as do many other fans of Buffy! I also think that people who see DBE will want to check out Buffy to see me in other work.

by Tlaloc Thu Mar 18, 2010 9:07 pm

James, would you please be an hero and come and kill all drug criminals and corrupt government officials?

by Nikku Fri Mar 19, 2010 5:27 am

Tlaloc wrote:James, would you please be an hero and come and kill all drug criminals and corrupt government officials?

James - No can do mate, all I want to do is get more and more money. Cause you see, for a person like me, making millions in cash ain't enough, I've got to have more, even though there are starving people in third world countries, I've got to have all the money I can get my greedy little hands on. And no, I don't give to the poor, thats just stupid, they'll use my money for themselves and not on me!!

by justinlynch3 Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:17 am

Do you realize how much of a asshole you are Masters?

by Chulance Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:03 pm

Masters...are you coming back to Smallville?

by deltafrank Fri Mar 19, 2010 4:18 pm

Hey james marsters, if you don't want to end up like chatfail and rossum, you better tell us where james wong is so we can kidnap him and interrogate ehh I mean so we can pay him a visit and interview him.
And since you still have a lie detector attached on you, you can't lie.

by Nikku Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:53 am

justinlynch3 wrote:Do you realize how much of a asshole you are Masters?

James - Hey, hey, hey, you're the asshole! I'm a cool dude!

Sylar wrote:Masters...are you coming back to Smallville?

James - I know that all my fans including you want me back on the show! I wasn't planning on going back to it, but if you want me too, I WILL!

deltafrank wrote:Hey james marsters, if you don't want to end up like chatfail and rossum, you better tell us where james wong is so we can kidnap him and interrogate ehh I mean so we can pay him a visit and interview him.
And since you still have a lie detector attached on you, you can't lie.

James - What have you done to them!? And I'll never tell you where my master James Wong is!! He is my awesome, cool, benevolent and strangly attractive master!! YOU'LL NEVER GET IT OUT OF ME!!!!!!!!!!

by deltafrank Sat Mar 20, 2010 3:07 pm

Well james, I did nothing to them. They died due to their stupidity. And this is the last time I ask you nicely: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GAYLORD JAMES WONG!!!!?? I will set the lie detector on the max level, so you better speak. I can guarantee you that you don't want a sock from the max level.

by Nikku Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:39 pm

deltafrank wrote:Well james, I did nothing to them. They died due to their stupidity. And this is the last time I ask you nicely: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GAYLORD JAMES WONG!!!!?? I will set the lie detector on the max level, so you better speak. I can guarantee you that you don't want a sock from the max level.

James - He's uh... in Hawaii...?

*James is shocked so much that he turns into dust*

Nikku - *Runs in and looks at Dust Marsters* You killed another one! And we still don't know where James W(r)ong is!! *Sweeps up the dusts and puts it into the toy chest with the bodies of Chatprick and Rascacolas* Now I'll go and find another one!!

by justinlynch3 Sat Mar 20, 2010 6:43 pm

Well, you can't blame me for killing him. Razz

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