Finished watching it

Time to rate the movie.

From a non fan perspective, I found it A 2/5. Why?

Well, the characters were god awfull, and the only thing that was worth it was Goku and Piccolo. To a non fan, I would think Goku came off very nice, even if the oozaru conterpart was very badly explained. How was it that he was alive 2000 years ago, and was a baby when he came to earth? Piccolo was given so little screen time, yet managed to be the second best, although his motives are never specified. You are left wondering why he wanted to destroy earth so bad. The others sucked.
The plot was mindfucking confusing at best. A non fan will not get anything from that movie, and will think:
"they probably targeted it for the fans"
The CGI was dam near tear like. They had so much money and it SUCKED.
We now reach the part that earned it one of its points. The whole mythology behind it was nice though They missed an element, but oh well. The dragon looked much to western. They should have made it more oriental. The music gets it its final point. I agree with Son Goku on that.

From a fan perpective...lets just say from now on I will keep the caps on all the time

WTF! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
DEAR GOOD WHERE TO BEGIN! THE CHARACTERS SUCKED! No matter how good Chatwin did, the fucking character was bull. The same for Piccolo, and he hardly got screen time! Poor fellow suffered worse than Bakura from Yugioh TAS!
WORSE THAN THAT! THE NAMEKS BEING EVIL! THEY ARE SOO FUCKING NICE IT JUST PAINS TO HEAR IT COMMING FROM THOSE FUCKERS MOUTHS!!! AND THE OOZARU! DEAR HEAVENS WHAT DIIIIIIIIIICKS!!!!!! I mean, why is it that he only turns during an eclipse, and why is it that he just can turn back to normal. I thought that if they made a sequel, they would just explain the whole "2000 years and still 18" bit by saying it wa a diferen Saiyan, and that the saiyan served the nameks or something (that would be like saying that Hinata doesn't like Naruto. Horse shit and nothing else).
And Yamcha/Bulma! ANOTHER WTF THIS TIME EVEN LOWDER!! What happened to wolf fang fist damn it?!? And they just, for no reason at all hit it off and tried to make out in the middle of the fucking movie, just a few hours after Bulma meet Yamcha. Bullshit!!
Roshi! OMG ROSHI!! There was a part, when they fall into Yamchs trap thing...and he grabs Bulma as she falls. The minute he realizes he his grabing her ass, he lets go...WTF!! ROSHI WOULD NEVER LET GO!! HE WOULD, NOT ONLY SQUEEZE HARDER, BUT TRY AND BURY HIS FACE IN BULMAS BOOBS!! I mean I get you can't do THAT, but at least make him get slaped and then let go!!
And the CGI...IT WAS COMPLET SHIT FROM START TO FINISH!!
They had...how much...100 million or something right? They could have hired guys that did this:



or this:



Awesome CGI in the Fucking world, and they give us the shit I saw. THEY CUT CORNERS EVERYWHERE.THEY.COULD!!!

The whole mythology thing...I said good for non fans right...for fans...OMG!! WHAT IZ THIZ SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHIG LIKE DRAGON BALL!! WORSE THEY DIDN'T GET THEIR OWN BACKGROUND RIGHT!! They forgot earth in the elements!! WTF!! And TURTLE destruction wave is an the best ot the air tecniques...one question: DO TURTLES FLY YOU MORONS?!?! NO THEY SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! And I know why they made things this way. Since the spirit bomb is made of ENERGY gathered from all the elemenst, in the movie it would be using your ki to bend all elements. Yes because "ki" is still there. Its what is used to bend the elements and do the attacks! WTF AGAIN!

AND THE DRAGON!! WHAT WAS THAT SHIT!! WESTERN DOWN TO THE TIP IF THE FUCKING NOSE! I mean, its from Japan...even non fans will say "Isn't the whole thing from Japan? And the setting is kind of Japanese, so why is the dragon western?"

Overall, I give it a 0/5...The music was nice, but even that doesn't save this awfull movie...first time in my life I wrote that about anything...0/5...and about a movie no less...about Dragon Ball
I'm going to kill myself now, see you guys...also, don't say anything about grammar mistakes, I am to pissed to care.

...it was hopeless. Anime are too weird to adapt for western filmakers.

Lol-San, when you die can I have your stuff?

Seriously, it is a f***ed up film, good god it's terrible...!

Nikku wrote:Lol-San, when you die can I have your stuff?

Seriously, it is a f***ed up film, good god it's terrible...!

I didn't even bother watching all of it.

OMG as soon as I got to homeroom today, this annoying kid frank (he lacks the awesomeness of our frank) said "hey did you see the new dragon ball movie? I saw it on the internet last night IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!". I...I've never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life! I freaked and yelled at him briefly. "FRANK YOU RETARD that movie sucks ass it is teh gayest thing ever they did everything wrong! Come on, goku's in HIGHSCHOOL!" and he just kinda laughed at me then said "the effects were awesome. The Kamehameha looked great!" and I said "OMG NO IT DIDN'T IT LOOKED LIKE A WATER SPLASH! ARGH! SHUT UP FRANK LEAVE ME ALONE!". I was embarassed that I was freakin like that in school but nobody payed attention. god I thought I was gonna strangle him, I already can't stand that kid he is sooooo annoyinga nd now he's a DBE supporter? AHHHH!

well... at very least he didn't bought it :S

JessicaRaine wrote:OMG as soon as I got to homeroom today, this annoying kid frank (he lacks the awesomeness of our frank) said "hey did you see the new dragon ball movie? I saw it on the internet last night IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!". I...I've never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life! I freaked and yelled at him briefly. "FRANK YOU RETARD that movie sucks ass it is teh gayest thing ever they did everything wrong! Come on, goku's in HIGHSCHOOL!" and he just kinda laughed at me then said "the effects were awesome. The Kamehameha looked great!" and I said "OMG NO IT DIDN'T IT LOOKED LIKE A WATER SPLASH! ARGH! SHUT UP FRANK LEAVE ME ALONE!". I was embarassed that I was freakin like that in school but nobody payed attention. god I thought I was gonna strangle him, I already can't stand that kid he is sooooo annoyinga nd now he's a DBE supporter? AHHHH!

Even though I agree with what you said, can you not make us look like FUCKING STUPID RETARDS!? Reply like a educated person, that's his opinion and you should respect it. That's the only problem I have with most DBE haters, they are vile creatures that swear constantly to make their point seem more right and they have stupid conversations that make themselves look like retards. DBE supporters I have to admit actually argue like a civilized person. Seriously, if you want to get your point across debate like VEGETA_DTX and think before you type.

^Aahaha, don't make me laugh!
Actually, it's the other way around. We haven't seen yet a normal person that supports DBE. All that say is:"HATERS, HATERS!''
And dismiss our every argument, because OMG we're just haters.
And second- Jessica is 15 years old. Don't expect from her to react like some well-mannered politician.
I'm telling you again- Keep coming to such stupid conclusions and I will have to ban you for trolling.
EDIT:
I agree that in order to have a decent debate you have to be polite.
But you haven't considered all the factors in Jessica's case.
Sometimes, even if you were polite and gave a lot of reasonable arguments the other side may still not understand you, or reject them all (stubbornness, arrogance...general weak-mindedness). Not many people will admit that they are wrong.
For some DB fans DB means a lot. And that's why some of them get too much emotional.
DTX can get carried away, and than it's even harder for some people to understand him.
But the same DTX crushed countless DBE fans in the decent discussions, just by using a simple comparison or stating something that makes sense. He seriously thinks about the arguments that he states in a debate. And that is the biggest DIFFERENCE between us and them. They just don't think as much as they should. (That is a big problem in the world.)
Some of their questions and "arguments" were so ridiculous, that a person has to wonder, are they serious...The answer is right there, think a bit more and you'll see it, don't rely always on others to think for you. That is what frustrates us. Of course you came across some db fanboys, those that only know how to say:"NO KRILIN, NO KRILIN!''
BUT, pay attention to this - This is the last time I tolerated such offending statements from you. And you just offended our community, this forum and it's members by saying such ridiculous things, it would be nice if you would apologize.

RedRuleOneAgain wrote:

JessicaRaine wrote:OMG as soon as I got to homeroom today, this annoying kid frank (he lacks the awesomeness of our frank) said "hey did you see the new dragon ball movie? I saw it on the internet last night IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!". I...I've never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life! I freaked and yelled at him briefly. "FRANK YOU RETARD that movie sucks ass it is teh gayest thing ever they did everything wrong! Come on, goku's in HIGHSCHOOL!" and he just kinda laughed at me then said "the effects were awesome. The Kamehameha looked great!" and I said "OMG NO IT DIDN'T IT LOOKED LIKE A WATER SPLASH! ARGH! SHUT UP FRANK LEAVE ME ALONE!". I was embarassed that I was freakin like that in school but nobody payed attention. god I thought I was gonna strangle him, I already can't stand that kid he is sooooo annoyinga nd now he's a DBE supporter? AHHHH!

Even though I agree with what you said, can you not make us look like FUCKING STUPID RETARDS!? Reply like a educated person, that's his opinion and you should respect it. That's the only problem I have with most DBE haters, they are vile creatures that swear constantly to make their point seem more right and they have stupid conversations that make themselves look like retards. DBE supporters I have to admit actually argue like a civilized person. Seriously, if you want to get your point across debate like VEGETA_DTX and think before you type.

This is your third strike, You have called me an immature child twice and now call a stupid fucking retard to Jessica; you are this close to getting banned!

I feel sorry for you lol I know how is to watch 89 minutes of something that rapes all that you ever loved about DB

Thats why I still dont dare to watch it more than 1 minute...since I KNOW I KNOW I AM GONNA DO SOMETHING STUPID AND INJURE MYSELF!

RedRuleOneAgain wrote:

JessicaRaine wrote:OMG as soon as I got to homeroom today, this annoying kid frank (he lacks the awesomeness of our frank) said "hey did you see the new dragon ball movie? I saw it on the internet last night IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!". I...I've never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life! I freaked and yelled at him briefly. "FRANK YOU RETARD that movie sucks ass it is teh gayest thing ever they did everything wrong! Come on, goku's in HIGHSCHOOL!" and he just kinda laughed at me then said "the effects were awesome. The Kamehameha looked great!" and I said "OMG NO IT DIDN'T IT LOOKED LIKE A WATER SPLASH! ARGH! SHUT UP FRANK LEAVE ME ALONE!". I was embarassed that I was freakin like that in school but nobody payed attention. god I thought I was gonna strangle him, I already can't stand that kid he is sooooo annoyinga nd now he's a DBE supporter? AHHHH!

Even though I agree with what you said, can you not make us look like FUCKING STUPID RETARDS!? Reply like a educated person, that's his opinion and you should respect it. That's the only problem I have with most DBE haters, they are vile creatures that swear constantly to make their point seem more right and they have stupid conversations that make themselves look like retards. DBE supporters I have to admit actually argue like a civilized person. Seriously, if you want to get your point across debate like VEGETA_DTX and think before you type.

RedRuleOneAgain
1.Please answer me here - https://liveactionprotest.forumotion.com/news-and-announcements-f6/dbe-on-youtube-t699-15.htm#13850
2.Don't ever call Jessica retard again nor anyone else here...First of all, she tells us about one event that happened to here and that is in no way reason to insult her anyhow...
Second, I see in you a DBE supporter who sneaked here just to spy on us and try to corrupt someone of us,
How I see that? well its simple, you clearly say

That's the only problem I have with most DBE haters, they are vile creatures that swear constantly to make their point seem more right and they have stupid conversations that make themselves look like retards. DBE supporters I have to admit actually argue like a civilized person

Which is so absurd that simple makes me mad and laugh in the same time...all we ever heard from DBE supporters is "STFU U HATERZ GO AND DIE!", "BURN IN HELL U HATAZ!", "UR PATHETIC PETITION WONT DO NOTHING AND THERE WILL BE ZILLION SEQUELS!", "HAHAHA U DUMBAZZ HATAZ GO GET A LIFE AND SUCK MONKEY B@77s" and such...

and all we ever did is JUST DOING OUR FREAKIN JOB! being what we are, having fun here together(as how much fun we could have thanx to this ultra depressing motive that gathered us all in the first place) and advertising our protest.

So what you said right know is just a transparent try of turning it all look like WE are the insolent and bad ones and you are the good ones...while its totall other way around.

So I am somehow convinced that you are DBE supporter and just joined here to try to make us more easy on the movie or whatever was your intention...
PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I AM WRONG...give me a proof...I'll be happy if you do...but somehow I think you'll even fail at answering my 1. question up there.

Anyways it wasn't really nice to insult Jessica just like that...

RedRuleOneAgain wrote:

JessicaRaine wrote:OMG as soon as I got to homeroom today, this annoying kid frank (he lacks the awesomeness of our frank) said "hey did you see the new dragon ball movie? I saw it on the internet last night IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!". I...I've never wanted to punch someone so hard in my life! I freaked and yelled at him briefly. "FRANK YOU RETARD that movie sucks ass it is teh gayest thing ever they did everything wrong! Come on, goku's in HIGHSCHOOL!" and he just kinda laughed at me then said "the effects were awesome. The Kamehameha looked great!" and I said "OMG NO IT DIDN'T IT LOOKED LIKE A WATER SPLASH! ARGH! SHUT UP FRANK LEAVE ME ALONE!". I was embarassed that I was freakin like that in school but nobody payed attention. god I thought I was gonna strangle him, I already can't stand that kid he is sooooo annoyinga nd now he's a DBE supporter? AHHHH!

Even though I agree with what you said, can you not make us look like FUCKING STUPID RETARDS!? Reply like a educated person, that's his opinion and you should respect it. That's the only problem I have with most DBE haters, they are vile creatures that swear constantly to make their point seem more right and they have stupid conversations that make themselves look like retards. DBE supporters I have to admit actually argue like a civilized person. Seriously, if you want to get your point across debate like VEGETA_DTX and think before you type.

I'm sorry!
It was real life, i was taken by suprise and didn't have time to think...
I don't think I was that bad, I wasn't really yelling loud or anything.

^it wasnt your fault

thanks guys...for a second I really thought I did do something wrong. I have this terrible habit of taking everything seriously when people criticize me.

but yeah that was mean

OH yes. and Jessica...it seems my worst nightmare happened to you first I am so sorry about that ask everyone who knows me what I was telling back then when we just HEARD of Fox adapting DB movie
I said it many times since then and I will repeat it:
"OH GOD IF I EVER HEAR SOME KID ON THE STREET CALLING HIS FRIEND AND YELLING "HEEEY DID YOU WATCH THAT NEW MOVIE!!! THE DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION! BOY!!! IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!"
I WOULD PROBABLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE FALL IN TEMPTATION TO EAT SOMEBODY ALIVE LITERALLY!!!
poor kid wouldn't even know why and what... "

And look at it now, similar thing happened to you poor Jessica I know how bad you felt

This is what Fox does...this is how they rip fandoms and destroy everything that is left good in this bad world...

And now please RedRuleOneAgain, dont take it literally and call me "child eater" or whatever I never did that nor would I ever want to do it of course.
While DBE supporters insult us perfectly on purpose and while being perfectly aware of what they're doing...mocking, teasing and making fun of us even though OH LOOK who's looking funny NOW?

yeah it was really bad for me because this frank kid already pisses me off on a daily basis. In middle school, he would just randomly start doing really lame MAGIC TRICKS during class and get in trouble O_O and nooow he's a DBE supporter...great. Its hard to resist hurting him...

cheer up people...

*despair*

Bullshit. I go through 90 minuts of that crap, and now everyone cares about about the fucking comments. DAM YOU ALL! I seriously lost some IQ watching that thing...

Anyway, Redruleone. I am only going to say this once. I WILL ban you without anyones concent if it comes to it. Insult a friend of mine, and I WILL abuse my power got it. The last thing I want is another "Emmy" trouble.

Also, Jessica, he was right on one thing. You can't loose you cool with these people. The more you do, the more they think they are right. I can't say I kee my cool all the time. I have a friend that finds all this forum thing stupid (hes not a DBE supporter, he just finds this stupid), and sometime, I will loose my cool. But It's importante for it not to happen.

You did a vialiant thing by sitting through the whole film and deserve a medal, I know I can't hope to do it.

I woulda been able to keep my cool if that was anyone but frank X D that kid pisses me off on a daily basis, he bothers my friend drew alot. LOL someone got angry at him in gym class and put him in a headlock

Yeah, I don't care what others tell me; I won't see it; it will be a waste of time when I could see Watchmen again.

^agreed.

In Portgal, they already took it down. Probably because of the bad reviews people didn't watch it. Idiots.
Guess I'll have to buy the DVD.

lol1991 wrote:Bullshit. I go through 90 minuts of that crap, and now everyone cares about about the fucking comments. DAM YOU ALL! I seriously lost some IQ watching that thing...

Anyway, Redruleone. I am only going to say this once. I WILL ban you without anyones concent if it comes to it. Insult a friend of mine, and I WILL abuse my power got it. The last thing I want is another "Emmy" trouble.

Also, Jessica, he was right on one thing. You can't loose you cool with these people. The more you do, the more they think they are right. I can't say I kee my cool all the time. I have a friend that finds all this forum thing stupid (hes not a DBE supporter, he just finds this stupid), and sometime, I will loose my cool. But It's importante for it not to happen.

Ehehehe.... i know what you are feeling
I also watched the movie

We all knew the story and the characters were totally raped, but i still had a kind of hope for at least a decent fight between picoolo and Goku... WTF????? The fight last what??? 1 MINUTE??? ... 1 FUCKING MINUTE??????
What a joke... DBE supporters always said to me that the final fight would going to be awesome and put matrix to shame LOLOLOLOL, yeah right

And Shenron????? That thing looks like a sea horse and do not even speak!!! the sky turns white instead of black, and that typicall DB reaction to its presence like "Huh?? that is the dragon?? how big!!! im so scared... etc" was not there!!!
The movie is all a bad joke... and a hentai Goku????????????? The guy only wants to make out with chi-chi Ridiculous!!!!!!!!!!! Goku turns into a non-adapting highschool punkbitch that only wants to be popular in the school like the cheerleaders... DBE supporters, is that your hero????

Is that a good DB movie??? that stuff have what DB preaches??? is that a movie with the DB spirit????? Only crazy people says that

lol1991 wrote:I Portgal, they already took it down. Probably because of the bad reviews people didn't watch it. Idiots.
Guess I'll have to buy the DVD.

Watchmen won't be airing in Portugal? That's terrible!