Spiderman RP(Its Back)

"the woman is seen exiting the building she was on back in civilian clothing"

Woman: Damn that Deadpool...how dare he try to mess with my prey

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"Deadpool has healed"

Deadpool: WTF!! Seriously, all this cause the damned RPer likes to make me do stupid things...screw you!!!

Jorgan: After you help me eliminate Spider-man, I can give you a new life,private island, millions of dollars....
*the experiment is complete, and the man emerges with Rhino like abilities*

(Gamma Ray Bombardment: All of Rhino's superhuman attributes are the result of treatments involving gamma radiation. The controlled bombardment fortified his cellular structure and added several hundred pounds of muscle and bone tissue to his body. Over the years, he has repeated the procedure for the purpose of increasing his powers and there has been a dramatic increase in his strength when compared to his initial gamma ray treatment.

Superhuman Strength: The Rhino possesses great superhuman strength that he has increased substantially over the years due to gamma ray treatments. Initially, he was strong enough to lift 20 tons. Currently, Rhino possesses sufficient superhuman strength to lift up to 75 tons while he isn't wearing his suit. However, the suit itself is designed to work in conjunction with his gamma based powers and his strength is increased to the point of being able to lift 85 tons while wearing it.

Superhuman Speed: In spite of his great size, the Rhino is able to run and move at speeds that are beyond the natural physical limits of the finest human speciman. At his peak, he is capable of running up to 70 miles per hour over short distances.

Superhuman Stamina: The Rhino's enhanced musculature is much more efficient than that of a normal human and generates considerably less fatigue toxins during physical activity. At his peak, he can exert himself physically for up to 24 hours before the build up of fatigue toxins in his blood starts to impair him.
Superhuman Durability: Even without his suit, the Rhino's body is highly resistant to physical injury. His dense skin, musculature and bone tissues can withstand high caliber bullets, exposure to temperature extremes, falls from great heights and even light anti-tank weaponry without sustaining injury. The Rhino's costume grants him a high degree of resistance to physical injury. It is highly impervious to damage, able to resist explosions equivalent to 1 ton of TNT, the impact of small anti-tank weaponry, and temperature extremes between -50˚ and 1,000˚ F without cracking or melting. It is acid resistant and removable. The suit boosts his strength, features a bulletproof polymer mat rhino-like hide and two horns capable of penetrating 2-inch plate steel.)

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*Dale sighs as he begins to heal, and decides not to call Michael*
Dale:Great
*Heads outside*

"As he heads outside, the woman notices him"

Woman: That's him...gotta do something...

"She walks carelessly across the street and screams for help as a car is about to hit her"

*Dale shoots web and it lands on the woman's butt, he pulls her closer and puts her down*
Dale:BE CAREFUL!

(So that's Rhino's powers huh, sounds like a cool guy.)

Woman: Oh thank you so much Spider-Man

"She throws herself at him and hugs him. Dale doesn't notice, but she also places a small tracker on his costume"

Woman: This better work How can I thank you for this!

"She starts kissing him in the face"

*Jorgan shows the man a costume*
Jorgan::We can set up a crime-screen, you deal with the web-head

(Post as him, ex con helping Jorgan eliminate Spider-man, to get rid of past crime's and become rich)

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*Dale starts to kiss her back and smiles*
Dale: At least she isn't..the assassin from the other day, and the one that shot DP?Whatever, she's hawt!
*He winks, swings off to his apartment, preparing to rest*

(Poor Dale AWW )

"The woman grins"

Woman: As always...to easy. Let's just see where this leads, and I got him

"As she leaves, Deadpool is seen looking at her"

Deadpool: Sly little bitch Lol1991's made here...one thing, why did they decided that the italic test is for thinking? Meh, guess it makes sense

"He follows her"

(Not really sure how to jump in lol)

(dunno also lol)

"The woman finds Dale's apartment"

Woman: Alright...so, now that I know this, I can at least learn his real name. Now for another shot at this

"She gets into an alley way and puts on her regular assassin outfit, taking of the wing to reveal her natural hair"

Woman: Remember...you aren't going to kill him...just tease him a little and then kill him when he's got his guard down...

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"Deadpool is carrying a camera"

Deadool: Camera check. First part, video tape pr0nz...second part, carry out assassination. I love my job...especially when I know the parties involved...that Natasha doesn't change, so I know how she plans to handle Dale...and I'm gonna tape it "happy face

(JUST FREAKING RESPOND TO JORGAN! If someone talksto you RESPOND!!!@)

Jorgan: Are you deaf? Get the costume, I can arrange the crime scene..

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*Dale sleeps till morning, it's Saturday, and he's off for now*
Dale:Perfect...chance to go for a walk
*He showers, gets dressed, and heads off for a walk, wanting to get some ice-cream*
Dale: Life rocks...

"As he leaves, the woman sneaks into his room and starts gathering intel"

Woman: Idiot...he left...good damn it...now I have to wait here


"Deadpool is seen across the street"

Deadpool: Damn it Spidey...why did you leave!! I was going to post this online...FUCK!

*Dale goes for a walk, helps get a cat out of tree, buys ice-cream,buys Batman ,and goes home finishing the ice-cream, he enters hsi room, and he sits down*
Dale:Batman comics!
*Prepares to continue reading*
Dale:Ooooh looks cool!

"Suddenly, the woman drops from the roof and onto him. His spider sense doesn't go off cause she isn't out to kill him...yet"

Woman: Took quite a while to find you Spider Man...or should I call you Dale?

"Across the street"

DP: HERE IT COMES!! FUCK JA!! WRRYYYY!

*Dale is shocked, when someone jumps on him and he see's a girl*

Dale:What are you talking about? I don't know Spiderman...

Rhino: Alright, calm down Jorgan.

Woman: Oh don't be such a dummy...sometimes helping out women from cars can have it's bad consequences. Now then,

"The woman kisses him"

DP: SWEET!! I'll leave this tapping...she's going to make her move any second now

"DP runs out of the room"

Jorgan: Good
*Makes a call, and minutes later pauses&8
Jorgan:We've arranged a crime scene to be set up, to attract Spiderman. We'll get you some public transportation follow Wlater
Walter:Come on
*Leads him to the vehicle area*
(What's Rhino's real name)
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Dale: I don't know Spiderman.... I don't
*Is kissed*
Dale: But I do looove kisses AAH

"They continue to mess around, when suddenly, Dale's spider sense goes off. He can't react in time but the woman saves him"

Woman: Shit!

"DP had shot Dale's pillow"

DP: FU THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HEAD SHOT!!!
Woman: Damn it...it's Deadpool...guess killing you now is out of the question...

(okay, so have Dale react shocked and call her a black widow (you know, the spider))

(Haven't thought of a real name )

*Rhino follows Walter.*

*Dale is having fun with the girl*
Dale:CRAP!

*He puts his clothes back on just his Spiderman costume*
Dale:BLACK WIDOW!

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*They are lead to a hellicarrier area, and meanwhile several armed thugs, begin shooting random civillians, and have barricaded the area with hot-wired cars*

Woman: Black Widow...that's not a bad name for me...and its in theme with us now isn't it "wink". We'll continue this later...this guy is also on a contract to kill you. Let's handle it shall we?

"The woman pulls out two guns with silences and shots at DP. He regenerates and goes to attack her with a katana while shooting at Dale"

DP: MUADADA!!! WRYYYYYYYYY!

(to get this joke, go here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkG3_FNZcwc and skip to 00:58)

(LOL!)

Dale: You know what, fine then,....everyone wants to hurt me! I'm a friendly neighbor hood kinda guy!

*SS goes off, he dodges shoots web at the katanna's and yanks them out of DP's hand and swings forward to double kick DP*

Dale:YA!

"the woman takes the chance to kick DP around a bit, before hitting him and sending him across the wall and into Dale's kitchen"

Woman: Woops...worry Spidey...kinda wrecked your house...

Dale:Nevermind that
*He shoots a web into a street pole, and then swings forward pulling the woman with him, and he yelsps*
Dale:YAHOOOOO!
*He begins shooting webs, swinging away from his apartment*