Ask............ JAMES WONG!!!

justinlynch3 wrote:Ha, looks who talking.

Wong - Oh! Oh! You...! Oh! Oh! You...!!! Um... Er... I can't think of anything to say...!!!

*Nikku whispers something to James Wong*

Wong - Oh yeah! I'm a big fat ugly moron with a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt!!

*Wong realizes*

Wong - NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

XD

Yo James Wrong,
How do you feel these days? I'm sorry I haven't interrogate you for a while, but I'm back now.
Next thing you have to tell me is where Jamie Chung is. She can be our next victim.
Oh and btw, do you still enjoy your stay in Nikku's place?

Enters in a Agent Smith Costume...

Ah Mr. Wong, welcome, you know you seem to have utterly failed as a director. The Monty Python and Holy Grail team was able to create a more accurate portrayal of Arthurian times (one of the most accurate in fact) while at the same time making a comedic masterpiece, and is oft quoted still despite its age. You sir had a much larger budget and yet you managed to utterly mutilate the dragon ball storyline, So tell me *approaches Wong's chair carrying a small black thing in hand* how does it feel *places it on his stomach where it morphs into that tracker from the matrix* to have screwed up so badly *bug enters body the same way as in the Matrix* be warned false answers with this thing will result in many mutilated non vital organs, and while I'm at it... What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen super saiyan?

Wong tell us the truth, the whole movie (DBE) was not an actual movie, but a videptaping of an enema of yours, right?

deltafrank wrote:Yo James Wrong,
How do you feel these days? I'm sorry I haven't interrogate you for a while, but I'm back now.
Next thing you have to tell me is where Jamie Chung is. She can be our next victim.
Oh and btw, do you still enjoy your stay in Nikku's place?

Wong - I feel horrible these days! Nobody likes me any more for some reason except my cast and crew of DBE. I'm not telling you where James Chung is!! She must liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive to arouse more boys with her seductive strawberry eating technique! And I hate it in this place!! Nikku periodically taps into my mind and makes me relive my death several times each days! He also plays me at Shin Budokai 2 and always wins, I'm tied up so I cannot play the game!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!

Dracarot wrote:Enters in a Agent Smith Costume...

Ah Mr. Wong, welcome, you know you seem to have utterly failed as a director. The Monty Python and Holy Grail team was able to create a more accurate portrayal of Arthurian times (one of the most accurate in fact) while at the same time making a comedic masterpiece, and is oft quoted still despite its age. You sir had a much larger budget and yet you managed to utterly mutilate the dragon ball storyline, So tell me *approaches Wong's chair carrying a small black thing in hand* how does it feel *places it on his stomach where it morphs into that tracker from the matrix* to have screwed up so badly *bug enters body the same way as in the Matrix* be warned false answers with this thing will result in many mutilated non vital organs, and while I'm at it... What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen super saiyan?

Wong - Monty Python and the Holy Grail was poor comedy at its best, DBE had way more funny moments and it wasn't even a comedy! We did a faithful adaption of the story of Drahonball. And one other thing; how's about I give you the finger... *Tries to give the finger, but can't cause he's tied up* ...and you give me my phone call? Hm? MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
*Mouth disappears like in the Matrix, the tracker enters Wong's body* MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tlaloc wrote:Wong tell us the truth, the whole movie (DBE) was not an actual movie, but a videptaping of an enema of yours, right?

Wong - Yes it wasssssssss.......sssssn't! It was a GREAT MOVIE!!! HOW DARE YOU FOUL FEATHERED FUNKY FROLICKING FIENDS DON'T LIKE AND APPRECIATE IT!!!! WHY CAN'T YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT I MADE A PERFECT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????

Nikku - I think he's going insane! ^_______________^

*Nikku grabs James Wong's head and looks at him menacingly*

Nikku - Are you scared? We're all scared... You'd have to be CrAzY not to be scared...!

*Wong shits his pants, thus confirming that he has been taking enemas*

Is it time yet... I been saving something a little special for Wong.

*Puts away gun and points to rocket launcher leaning against the wall.*

justinlynch3 wrote:Is it time yet... I been saving something a little special for Wong.

*Puts away gun and points to rocket launcher leaning against the wall.*

Nikku - NIKKU MUST TOUCH!!!

*Runs up to rocket launcher and touches it with my index finger, causing it to go off, creating a hole in the ceiling*

Nikku - o_o ...........Yay!!

Just be careful with that thing, it's dangerous, alright Nikku.

*Nikku is swinging the rocket launcher around very carelessly*

Nikku - Big toy go BOOM!!

*still in Smith Costume and now aiming Pistol at Wong's privates* I am ashamed Mr Wong... you failed to answer my question regarding the average air speed velocity of an unladen Super Saiyan, with your response undoubtably resulting in rather comedic results for myself and the rest of this forum...

Dracarot wrote:*still in Smith Costume and now aiming Pistol at Wong's privates* I am ashamed Mr Wong... you failed to answer my question regarding the average air speed velocity of an unladen Super Saiyan, with your response undoubtably resulting in rather comedic results for myself and the rest of this forum...

Wong - OH NO!!! Please don't destroy my manhood, I need it to pleasure my husba... wife!!! I'll answer!! I'll answer!! The average air speed velocity of an unladen Super Saiyan is... uh... 3?

*because I'm cruel like that I shoot the right half off, leaving the left in tact, then presses button causing the bug in him to start going for ferociously inside him.*

Wrong answer, no matter what unit of measure your using there is no single digit 3 involved in a super saiyans speed, so let's try this again, and this time throw in a unit of measure or simply confess you don't know jack squat about Dragon Ball and just made this privately for the purpose of interrogation at Guantanamo Bay, and sell it to people on the side as well.

Dracarot wrote:*because I'm cruel like that I shoot the right half off, leaving the left in tact, then presses button causing the bug in him to start going for ferociously inside him.*

Wrong answer, no matter what unit of measure your using there is no single digit 3 involved in a super saiyans speed, so let's try this again, and this time throw in a unit of measure or simply confess you don't know jack squat about Dragon Ball and just made this privately for the purpose of interrogation at Guantanamo Bay, and sell it to people on the side as well.

Wong - NNNNYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!! IT HURTS!!! WHY CAN'T YOU PEOPLE ACCEPT THAT I'M THE MASTER OF DRAGONBALL!?!?!?!?

James wong, why can't you just admit that you are lying to gain money? If you do that, then we will let you go (NOT)!!! Let's be realistic, everyone knows the truth about you, the lie detector said you were lying and you have proven that you don't know anything about dragonball. You even admitted in the interview that you were not a fan of db as a child.
And I ask you one more time nicely... WHERE THE HELL IS JAMIE CHEUNG??? If you don't tell, we will rip off your eyeballs!

*Now in Architect costume but pistol still aimed at the other half of his privates*

You have failed to answer my question, ergo I shall remove you of your right ear. *Wongs right ear falls off* Concordantly failure to answer my question again will result in the remainder of your sexual reproductive organ to be removed quite explosively. Further a catastrophic crash in the stocks in which you have invested in will occur vis a vis the loss of credibility of the corporations. You have been warned...

deltafrank wrote:James wong, why can't you just admit that you are lying to gain money? If you do that, then we will let you go (NOT)!!! Let's be realistic, everyone knows the truth about you, the lie detector said you were lying and you have proven that you don't know anything about dragonball. You even admitted in the interview that you were not a fan of db as a child.
And I ask you one more time nicely... WHERE THE HELL IS JAMIE CHEUNG??? If you don't tell, we will rip off your eyeballs!

Wong - I AM A DRAGONBAAAAAAAAALL FAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE BELIEVE ME!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!? I'LL KIIIIIIIIIIIILL YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I'd rather die than give up the location of my precious James Chung!!!

Dracarot wrote:*Now in Architect costume but pistol still aimed at the other half of his privates*

You have failed to answer my question, ergo I shall remove you of your right ear. *Wongs right ear falls off* Concordantly failure to answer my question again will result in the remainder of your sexual reproductive organ to be removed quite explosively. Further a catastrophic crash in the stocks in which you have invested in will occur vis a vis the loss of credibility of the corporations. You have been warned...

Wong - I... I don't understand you!! What do you want from me!? Huh? No Nikku! NO!! NOT AGAIN!!!

*Nikku dances towards Wong whilst holding a straight razor, just like in the infamous Resovoir Dogs scene and chops off his other ear*

James Wong, don't worry, we won't let you die, torturing you is a lot more fun.
Well, I promised to rip off your eyeballs if you refuse to tell where jamie chung is, so let's start with your left eye.
And stop lying! Do you really think that you can lie to a lie detector?

Wong! ¡Pinche chino de mierda! The white powder in this e-mail is anthrax! Better watch your back you chinky hack!!!

Hey Wong..LISNTE!"

I take out a knife, and cut off Wong's left ear.

How many times does Goku die in Dragonball! ANSWER! OR next..you loose the LEFT part of your manhood!

deltafrank wrote:James Wong, don't worry, we won't let you die, torturing you is a lot more fun.
Well, I promised to rip off your eyeballs if you refuse to tell where jamie chung is, so let's start with your left eye.
And stop lying! Do you really think that you can lie to a lie detector?

Wong *Has no ears left* What!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! *Shocked* OW!!! I DON'T DESERVE THIS HARSH PUNISHMENT!!! *Shocked* I'm a good man, *Shocked* a well respected film maker, *Shocked* A GOD AMONGST YOU FEEBLE INSECTS!!!!!!! *Shocked*

Tlaloc wrote:Wong! ¡Pinche chino de mierda! The white powder in this e-mail is anthrax! Better watch your back you chinky hack!!!

Wong - *Still quite deaf* Oh great, I needed some cocaine!! *Tries to snort anthrax*

Hercule Satan wrote:Hey Wong..LISTEN!"

I take out a knife, and cut off Wong's left ear.

How many times does Goku die in Dragonball! ANSWER! OR next..you loose the LEFT part of your manhood!

Wong - Goku never dies in Dragonball, he's a main character... I think. But yeah like I said, I'm the Dragonball expert here, buddy.

*Shoots off Wong's left nuts*
NEVER SHALL YOU REPRODUCE! NOW THEN! HAH A~ GOKU DIED TWICE! Three times if you can't GT!

Last question. What is a question, that means nothing?

Hercule Satan wrote:*Shoots off Wong's left nuts*
NEVER SHALL YOU REPRODUCE! NOW THEN! HAH A~ GOKU DIED TWICE! Three times if you can't GT!

Last question. What is a question, that means nothing?

Wong - YAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!! MY REMAINING BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!! And the answer to your question is; UNTIE ME AND SET ME FREE SO I CAN MAKE YOU ALL PAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Nikku skips into the room and pours liquid nitrogen down Wong's pants*

Wong - NNNYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

James Wong, you may see a doctor if you tell us where jamie chung is. (sarcastic) And if you answer this question correctly, then we will pay for you (in his dream): why is dragonball evolution so fucking stupid?

*Takes out lighter*

Answer Delta's question or BOOM!