Epic Battle!

Nikku - It was a peaceful day. Suddenly everyone was transported to some planet and then they fought!!
Tomo – Wait! What the hell is this Nikku!?
Nikku – Nani?
Yomi – This isn’t the proper way to start off a story.
Osaka – Ah know, ya’ll should have an introduction or somethin’!
Nikku – But Nikku wants to get to the fighting part!!
Chiyo – Um, excuse me? I think you should put a kitty in it! To liven things up and make them a little less violent. Hehehe!
Sakaki – *Blushes*
Kaorin – {Oh!! Miss Sakaki is blushing!!!}

Nikku thinks for a second.

Nikku – Okie! Okie! One day there was a kitten and then everyone was transported to some planet and then they fought!!
Tomo – NOOO!!! I gotta idea! We’ll all take turns in telling this story!
Osaka – Hey that’s a great idea!
Yomi – Well I suppose, we have the day off today since Yukari decided to take her holiday early.
Tomo - I’ll start things off!

Tomo stands on a table and strikes a dramatic pose.

Tomo – It was a really gloomy day and Warrior Woman Tomo the Magnificent was racing through the storm on her unicorn! Suddenly, she was ambushed by a horde of monstrous... erm... monsters! She jumped off her noble steed and brandished her sword, hacking and slashing at everyone of them! Hack, hack, slash, slash!!!

Tomo begins making battle noises and explosions.

Yomi – Tomo! Tomo!
Tomo – Eh?
Yomi – You’re not telling a story, you’re just enacting it out.
Tomo – Okay then! Why don’t YOU continue it?
Yomi – Very well then I shall. *Ahem* So Tomo got defeated rather severely by the monster men and lay helpless on the ground.
Tomo – Grrr...
Yomi – Heh! Then Lady Yomi arrived and vanquished the remaining monsters. Tomo rose to her feet. “Oh, my heroine!” exclaimed Tomo. Tomo then bowed and began doing everything and anything that Lady Yomi commanded and...
Osaka – Um, excuse me!
Yomi – Yes?
Osaka – Isn’t this meant to be an epic battle?
Yomi – I... I was just getting to that!
Osaka – But I’m speakin’ now so ah’ll continue the story!

Osaka walks and sits on the table.

Osaka – So then Tomo and Yomi had to leave for a holiday and Osaka came along. She was suddenly greeted by her friend Princess Chiyo! Chiyo was looking for her pet kitty. So they entered a big dungeon and looked around for the royal kitty. But then, these robot guys came and captured them, chainin’ them up in a cell in the dungeon. “Oh no!” said Chiyo, but Osaka told her not to worry and broke her chains! Osaka unchained Chiyo and they resumed their search for...
Tomo – Wait a minute!! This story makes about as much sense as Dragonball Evolution! If you’re so strong then why did you allow yourself to be captured!?
Osaka – Oh yeah... Oh ah know! To be brought deeper into the dungeon to improve the chances of findin’ the kitten!


How will the rest of the story unfold!? Find out next chapter!

hehe cool!
yay for epic osaka