Wow, so this is a Christmas present...?

So I've just been out, helping my step mother in name only with some new furniture (sp?) and on the way back, the faulty glove box in the car opens up revealing this piece of... piece of... yellow. Thats all it is, a piece of yellow. And it makes "fart" noises. Then she gets really REALLY angry at me, saying its my fault and that I shouldn't be snooping for my Christmas presents. Now I know that I never get whats on my list every year and I only get crap, I'm used to that, but this just takes the piss completely.

I take my time with Christmas shopping and figure out what to get people; I always get them stuff they want and I get this. What a piece of shit. And of course, if I say something about this, then they'll try to completely turn it around and turn me into the bad guy like they ALWAYS do.

I'm never going to use that piece of yellow, they know that. So I'm going to sell it. I'll try to get more than what she paid. Thet's er, 20 pence.

Man... that's sucks Nikku. Hey, if nothing else, at least your making money.

They buy you crap, you sell crap, you make money while they spend it.

Yeah! At least I'll get something out of it.

Last year, my auntie, uncle and three cousins got me one of the crappiest "presents" ever; it was this used tin that would have contained sweets (for it said Bonbon on the back), but it didn't contain sweets, it contained a deck of ordinary cards and a small keyring. A re-used tin, with normal cards and a keyring.

Also, did I mention that they are rich enough to buy each of their kids a games console each?

The worst part is having to act that you like what people have got you. Ever since Christmas 2003 I always have to be filmed, opening my "presents". Its so annoying. What this year?

"Oh wow, thanks for this tiny piece of yellow that cost you 20 pence!"

lol I feel for you man.

Thank you!!

*Hugs Justin so tightly that his spine cracks slightly*

"To... tight... Nikku."

Man, and to think my family is screwed up.

At least if there going to go cheap ass on your gifts Nikku, they can buy you clothing or something. You know, something you'll use.

Nikku, some people have nothing. There starving, and dying. The present might be worth something one day.

I got a Plasma Screen TV, and a new DVD player for Christmas . Along with some Video game's, DVD's, clothes, a new Bible, and money!

;~; I wish Nikku-kun was my brother, then he'd get cool gifts...

^^ Nice, poor Nikku.

I would send him some gifts, but I have no money! I LOVE MONEY

WERE YOU NOT AWARE THAT FINGERS CAN BE USED AS CURRENCY?
YOU HAVE 10 OF THEM. DON'T BE SELFISH!

Um... no thankyou ?

fine, but now nikku's gonna die and it's all your fault

Wait what!?

His family is cruel, but they give him food and clothing!

your refusal to give him one of your fingers has made him spontaneously become terminally ill

Oh, um okay :DDD

HELP THE CHILD!

I need my finger to type, sorry...

FINE I'LL DO IT MYSELF GOSH *cuts off all my fingers*

*Scoops up all the fingers and runs away*

:'D we saved him!

*Suddenly, a man in a suit, carrying Nikku by the collar of his top, walks in*

Man - Congrats everyone! You've saved your pet Nikku! In order to get your prize, you have to give me your pin numbers!

*Man in suit drops Nikku, who scampers up and sits on Jessie's head*

my pin number is 7! GIVE MY MY PRIZE!
also I need new fingers, i can't play videogames like this!

ah Nikku and Jessie...the band is back motha fucka WRYYYYYY!!!

Makes me wanna finish the fan fic...I have the start of the last chap somewhere on my PC...