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Joke Thread
by Chulance Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:50 pm
What's the Difference Between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?
Santa Clause stops after 3 ho's
Light Travels faster then sound, this is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak!
(Got the last one from some sig)
Santa Clause stops after 3 ho's
Light Travels faster then sound, this is why some people appear bright before you hear them speak!
(Got the last one from some sig)
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Re: Joke Thread
by Nikku Sat Dec 19, 2009 7:27 am
Darth Vader - Luke! I know what you're getting for Christmas!
Luke Skywalker - How do you know?
Darth Vader - Because I have felt your presence!
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Whats the difference between Justin Chatwin and a brick?
The brick gets laid.
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Whats the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
One sells watches, the other watches cells!
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Why can't Dick Grayson (Robin) play cricket?
Because he's lost his bat, man!
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Ken - Hey Ryu, can I borrow a hammer?
Ryu - SHOREYUKEN.
Luke Skywalker - How do you know?
Darth Vader - Because I have felt your presence!
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Whats the difference between Justin Chatwin and a brick?
The brick gets laid.
========
Whats the difference between a jeweller and a jailer?
One sells watches, the other watches cells!
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Why can't Dick Grayson (Robin) play cricket?
Because he's lost his bat, man!
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Ken - Hey Ryu, can I borrow a hammer?
Ryu - SHOREYUKEN.
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Re: Joke Thread
by lol1991 Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:21 pm
that one with Ken remind me of one
"Ken finds Ryu, and Ryu looks at him"
Ken: Hey Ryu
Ryu: Haryuuken!!
Ken: What do you mean man!! And that hurt!
Ryu: Haryuuken!!!
Ken; YES!! Now stop that...don't you recognize me! Come over here!!
"Ryu walks up, observes Ken and"
Ryu: SHOURYUUKEN!!
"Ken finds Ryu, and Ryu looks at him"
Ken: Hey Ryu
Ryu: Haryuuken!!
Ken: What do you mean man!! And that hurt!
Ryu: Haryuuken!!!
Ken; YES!! Now stop that...don't you recognize me! Come over here!!
"Ryu walks up, observes Ken and"
Ryu: SHOURYUUKEN!!
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