Fanfic - Riddles!!

One day, whilst everyone was out doing their own thing, a mysterious individual made his way around. He ran to DB LAM HQ and pushed a button for a speaker.

??? - Attention everyone! Meet me in the meeting room if you want to see your beloved Vegeta DTX again!

Everyone ran up to the room and saw that a shadowy man was indeed in the room.

??? - Greetings all, you will see Vegeta again only if you can decipher all of my riddles!
Jessie - Sounds easy enough!
Venus - Sounds like fun!
Sylar - Sounds like bollocks. What have you done with Vegeta DTX?
??? - Nothing! You'll see him again when you crack my riddles!

And with that, ??? escaped out a little hatch. He had sellotaped a riddle on the escape hatch. Liz tried opening it but could not.

Liz - No good, he must've rigged it so we have to do his riddles!
Nikku - Nikku hates puzzles!!

Justin picked up the riddle and read it out aloud.

Justin - Okay, this one reads; "What does Nikku put on the table, cut, but not eat?"
Sylar - Oh man, thats a tough one... Nikku do you have any ideas?

Suddenly, Nikku transformed into Yami Nikku, or Nikuyoh. His was taller and spoke with Dan Green's voice. Nikuyoh walked over.

Nikuyoh - Simple, the answer is, my Yugioh deck of cards.

He placed the deck on the table.

Nikuyo - I place it on the table, cut it, but don't eat it.
Jessie - BRILLIANT.

The latch on the escape hatch then opened.

Liz - The mysteriously taller, deep voiced, cold staring Nikku got it right!

With that, everyone slid down the escape hatch. They landed in the basement. As soon as they did, a fire lit and ignited some special powder on the floor. The powder spelled out the next riddle.

Sylar - This one reads; "Liz tears 1 off and scatch my head, what once was red is black instead. What am I?"

Liz - I know! I know!!

Liz pulled out a box of matches and lit one.

Liz - The answer is a match!

Straight after she got the answer right, the fire lit up the powder, which created a trail and led them to a door. They all ran through it.

Next, part 2!

oh this is cool! can't wait for part two!

CONTINUE THIS ONE FOR ONCE DAMMIT X D

YAY!! matches! awesome

The gang then found themselves inside a long narrow hallway which contained stairs. The mysterious man was at the top of the stairs and laughed, running through the left door. A piece of paper dropped from the ceiling and into Jessie's hands.

Jessie - New riddle! It reads; What animal can jump higher than a house?
Venus - Simple!! The answer is; NONE! Houses can't jump!

The door at the top of the stairs promptly opened and the gang all ran through it. They found themselves inside the kitchen. After looking around for the next riddle, Sylar was attacked by a tiny mouse that had just burst out of the cookie tin.

Sylar - GUAAAGH!!!
Venus - It's Mr. Cheese!
Liz - Quickly, capture the specimen!!

The mouse jumped off of Sylar's head and Nikuyo caught it.

Nikuyo - There appears to be a riddle attached to him.

He removed the riddle, which had been glued to the mouse's back and read it out.

Nikuyo - A lady with no driver's licence goes the wrong way on a one way street and turns left at a corner with a "No Left" turn sign. A police man sees her but doesn't stop her. Why?
Jessie - Easy! She was walking!

The secret fridge door entrance then opened after Jessie's correct answer and everyone went through it as the mousey continued eating the cookies! The gang then found themselves inside Vegeta DTX's room. The mystery man then appeared before them.

??? - Hello there! I see you managed to conquer all my riddles!
Justin - Yeah we did! Now where's Vegeta DTX?
??? - Heh!
Nikuyo - I can answer that.

Nikuyo had a flashback to the start of the adventure...

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??? - Attention everyone! Meet me in the meeting room if you want to see your beloved Vegeta DTX again!
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Nikuyo - This guy IS Vegeta DTX!
All - HUH!?!?

The mystery man chuckled and removed his mask revealing that he was in fact Vegeta DTX himself!!

Liz - But how!? Why? Where? When and Spluh?
Nikuyo - I thought it sounded a little weird. He requested we all come to the meeting room if we wanted to see Vegeta again. Mystery Man IS Vegeta DTX, so we did in fact see him again.
Vegeta - Very good mysterious taller, more deep voiced version of Nikku that we won't question as to why and how he has a massive change in his appearance and voice!
Venus - But why??
Vegeta - Because I was bored!
Venus - Oh okay!

And everyone went back to their daily activities!

The End...?

I was thinking this was what was going to happen.