The Melancholy of the Shadow X-Men

"Meanwhile, in Ikebukuro"

"The 3 girls turn out to be bullies. They are accompanied by some thug who appears to be one of the girls boyfriends. As Anri sits quietly without so much as attempting a defense, they start to mess with her. Me and Mikado are looking from the side lines"

Me: Should we do something?
Mikado: No...this isn't the same as protecting her from some thugs. She has to fight for herself.
Me: Still...this is pissing me...

"Suddenly, the man that was watching the incident from yesterday grabs me by the shoulder"

Me: Orihara...
Orihara: If you want to help that much, lets go

"He grabs me and pushes me into the scene"

Girl: Oi! What do you want?
Anri: Filipe...Filipe-san
Orihara: You 3 sure seem brave for high school bullies. You get your kicks from this?
Girl: Tsk, and what's it to you you old fart...

"The guy seems to interpret the girls words and steps up with intent to kick both our asses. Orihara smiles and when he goes for a punch, dodges and he fall head first into the ground. He then puts himself on his back and starts jumping on him"

Guy: Oi...get...off
Orihara: Ahahahahah...this is somewhat amusing...now then

"He pulls out a knife"

Orihara: Scram...the lot of you, before I'm no longer amused.

"The guy gets up, and ignoring the knife attacks again. The next second, Orihara makes a swift motion with it, and the guys hair gets shaven clean off"

Orihara: I said beat it...

"This manages to scare him and the girls into running away"

Anri: Tha...thank you
Me: What the hell did you do that for! Orihara Izaya!
Izaya: My my...you're quit aggressive
Anri: This...is Izaya. He seems so...nice
Izaya: Anyway, why did those girls mess with you?
Anri: Well I...I was kind of bullied in middle school Orihara-san...I used to have these crazy dreams about living an interesting life...
Izaya: What, you used to wish for crazy things to happen?
Anri: More or less...yeah.
Me: Whatever, let's just get out of the alley ways

*As the van drives away, a large explosion suddenly happens from the parking complex, destroying the car left behind, collapsing the building, and distracting police. The van makes it's way downtown, turning into a dark tunnel leading to a underground park area. Spike leads Troy, and and a masked man carrying Tanya, into a building. They lay Tanya in a chair in the hall, the masked man lays his gun on his lap, ready if Tanya wakes and tries anything. Spike and Troy walk into a large room where a older man is seen.*

Man: That was sloppy Troy, very sloppy.
Troy: I got the job done. *drops money sack on the mans large table*
Man: Still, we do not act with such carelessness.
Spike: Has the arrangements been made?
Man: I've already taken care of it, the recorded footage of the camera's is being dealt with as we speak.
Spike: What about the hostage?
Man: She seen to much, obviously we can't release her. We'll have to make sure she is dealt with.
Spike: Very well, it'll be done.
Man: No, it's Troy's hostage, his mess, let him deal with it.
Spike: Very well.
Man: A car will be ready for you Troy. Take her outside the city, deal with her.

*Troy turns to leave.*

Man: And Troy, do not fuck this up this time.
Troy: Fine.

"meanwhile, Yamairo, Jet and TOAA are walking in the streets of Ikebukuro"

Yamairo: So...where do we start looking?
TOAA: Like I've said, I know someone that may be able to help out. This town has a substantial underground world, and the guy has his hands on a lot of it.


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"Meanwhile, Izaya has taken the 3 out of the alley"

Izaya: Anyway, you guys need to be more careful from now on...

"Mikado is looking at Izaya sideways completely, with a hint of both fear and hate in his eyes. I'm just looking at it him discontent"

Izaya: You two need to lighten up, after all

"Suddenly, out of fucking no where, a vending machine nearly hits him and flies past. As we all turn, a bartender wearing glasses walks towards us"

Izaya: Oh dear...
Me: It's...
Kida: Shizuo...Heiwajima...Shizuo...
Me: Fuck me sideways, goddamn it!

*Meanwhile Shin is at a police station, he waiting on any news from law enforcement, but is getting impatient.*

Shin: Come on!! Can't you people do anything to find my sister?

*The officer behind the counter was reply's.*

Officer: Calm down son, we've given all officers a description of the car you seen, all we can do now is wait.
Shin: Wait!! Tanya is in trouble, who knows what this bastard might do to her! View the video, find out who this man is, where he lives... something.
Officer: The video's where stolen, replaced with blanks. They are useless. I'm sorry, there is nothing more we can do right now.

*Meanwhile we see Troy bring Tanya down to a waiting car, he throws her in the trunk and closes it.*

Troy: This should be a easy enough task.

"Shizuo walks slowly towards Izaya"

Shizuo: Iiiiizaaaayaaaa-kuuun
Izaya: Oh hey...Shizzi-chan

"With that nickname, Shizuo looses it and grabs the nearby lamp, ripping it straight out of the ground"

Anri: That...is...so...COOL!
Mikado: What?
Anri: Oh I mean...oh dear, we should run for it
Me: I get a feeling this girl is way crazier that she lets on

"the 3 of us run for it, as Shizuo runs after Izaya with the lamp post, causing destruction on his wake"

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"The confusion and noise starts to reach TOAA's group. Suddenly, Izaya passes by them running with an evil grin on his face"

TOAA: That's

"TOAA barely has time to look back and see Shizuo after Izaya"

Shizuo: IIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAA! IF YOU SET FOOT IN IKEBUKURO AGAIN!!!

"He trows the post at him, but suddenly, a black guy wearing a sushi outfit intercepts it"

TOAA: What...the hell...am I watching here.
Yamairo: I though you said all powers had been removed from this world
TOAA: It seems...that this place, Ikebukuro...is the exception

Jet: Apparently so. This place might just be entertaining.

...................................

*Shin sits back down.*

Shin: *sigh* Oh sis... where are you?

Yamairo: More like scary

Shizuo: SIMON! Why did you stop me!
Simon: Fighting is bad, you shouldn't fight Shizuo, just calm down
Shizuo: THE HELL I WILL! With that bastard stan...huh, where'd he go?

"Izaya has disappeared"

Shizuo: THAT BASTARD!

"Izaya has ducked into an alleyway"

Izaya: Damn it Shizzi...why do you always show up at the worst of times...well, better get out and go meet up with the new client"

"Izaya leaves from there"

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"Back with TOAA"

TOAA: Guys, lets just leave for now, or we'll be late

Jet: Fine.

*The group leaves.*

"the group ducks into another alley and come up to Izaya himself"

Yama: Aren't you...
TOAA: Are you the information broker?
Izaya: The same. Orihara Izaya. So, what can I do for you today?

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"Meanwhile, back in NY"

"Harry is still stuck in jail"

Harry: What am I going to do...shit cunts I have to get out of here...if I really did that light show I'm going to be turned into a lab rat...or worse! I gotta do something...

*Shin has stepped outside, faring the worst.*

Shin: What if they don't find her... what am I going to tell the family if... no, I can't think like that. Please sis, hang in there, where ever you may be.

(Let's revive this recap plz.)

TOAA: We need information on something...weird events transpiring here
Izaya: That's so vague I could buy an entire baseball stadium with the money you have to pay for it. What "weird events"
TOAA: Supernatural...
Izaya: Ooooh...I see. We'll...it's still cost ya plenty for everything I have...but I can be arranged

(Oh damn it's been a while. Is this getting revived, if so what's happened so far?)