Ask Joon Park!

Nikku - Nikku found another cast member to play with!

*Joon Park walks in and looks around*

Joon - Woah duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudes!!! This is totally rad! But I was told there would be half naked chicks here. Be seein' ya, homies!

*Joon tries to leave, but angry little Nikku blocks his path*

Joon - Woah dude, this little puppy dog is giving me the bad vibes. I'll just find another way out... HUH???

*Joon sees the corpses of his friends, Chatwin, Chung, Rossum, Marsters and Yun-Fat and falls to his knees, crying like a little girl, the board members approach him*

Jon - Please...!!

Dracarot: Hmmm time for a wardrobe change again *takes appearance of Agent Smith, again* (come on you got to love just how evil seems to radiate off his normally calm nature)

Dracarot: Mr. Park, please take a seat anywhere, *motions with hands but clearly shows the pistol in the right hand* despite the misfortune of your friends, you do not necessarily have to share their fate, they were much to stubborn and foolish to be left alive, so long as you don't to anything terribly stupid, or beg/wine too much, and my colleagues here can keep their cool you may walk out of here alive, reformed but alive, so, let us begin shall we, lets start simply, why did you star in this, Comic Opera they called Dragon Ball Evolution?

joon park, we will release you if you burn all the corpses of your friends! (NOT)

Dracarot wrote:Dracarot: Hmmm time for a wardrobe change again *takes appearance of Agent Smith, again* (come on you got to love just how evil seems to radiate off his normally calm nature)

Dracarot: Mr. Park, please take a seat anywhere, *motions with hands but clearly shows the pistol in the right hand* despite the misfortune of your friends, you do not necessarily have to share their fate, they were much to stubborn and foolish to be left alive, so long as you don't to anything terribly stupid, or beg/wine too much, and my colleagues here can keep their cool you may walk out of here alive, reformed but alive, so, let us begin shall we, lets start simply, why did you star in this, Comic Opera they called Dragon Ball Evolution?

Joon - Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaase......!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You can't!! We only wanted tons of money!! Is that so wrong!?!? We only starred in it because we thought you fans were gullible morons and would blow all your money on such a shoddy product!!!!!

*Nikku smacks Park on the head with a massive steel fan*

Joon - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!

*Nikku pours liquid tranquilser down Joon's throat to stop him from screaming so loudly*

Joon - Hmmm...

deltafrank wrote:joon park, we will release you if you burn all the corpses of your friends! (NOT)

Joon - But I can't... I wanna like, do things to them...

Nikku - O_o

Joon - Like you know... incredble and dirty things...

*Nikku smacks Park over the head with the steel fan again*

Dracarot: Hmmmm, this is a bit awkward Mr. Park, you confess to DBE being a piece of junk, something your colleagues *motions to the corpses with his gun* however you then said you thought we would be stupid, but seeing as what humanity is like *motions to corpses again* I can see why you'd think that. Now, the matters of necrophilia are a bit disturbing Mr. Park so, *points pistol at his balls but doesn't fire* I would advise you to suppress these urges, particularly due to the fact that there are ladies present, not to mention men who would probably go quite, ballistic if you attempt to do so. As for burning the bodies as requested by Mr. Frank that does seem a bit harsh, seeing as you all went through that ordeal called DBE together, so I will leave it up to Nikku to decide whether this must be carried through or not.

But I think you may have made a good Yamcha for the abridged series by team four star, in which every character is humiliated in someway, you definetly seem to have Yamcha's attitude toward women, and probably Roshi's to plus the necrophilia is definetly an interesting bit to play with in an abridged series, but please don't do it in mainstream dragonball that is a sure fire way to upset us.

*motioning to the group* I know I'm being quite merciful to this guy but hey at least he admits the movie was crap. So he deserves more proper treatment from us then our past cases.

Dracarot wrote:Dracarot: Hmmmm, this is a bit awkward Mr. Park, you confess to DBE being a piece of junk, something your colleagues *motions to the corpses with his gun* however you then said you thought we would be stupid, but seeing as what humanity is like *motions to corpses again* I can see why you'd think that. Now, the matters of necrophilia are a bit disturbing Mr. Park so, *points pistol at his balls but doesn't fire* I would advise you to suppress these urges, particularly due to the fact that there are ladies present, not to mention men who would probably go quite, ballistic if you attempt to do so. As for burning the bodies as requested by Mr. Frank that does seem a bit harsh, seeing as you all went through that ordeal called DBE together, so I will leave it up to Nikku to decide whether this must be carried through or not.

But I think you may have made a good Yamcha for the abridged series by team four star, in which every character is humiliated in someway, you definetly seem to have Yamcha's attitude toward women, and probably Roshi's to plus the necrophilia is definetly an interesting bit to play with in an abridged series, but please don't do it in mainstream dragonball that is a sure fire way to upset us.

*motioning to the group* I know I'm being quite merciful to this guy but hey at least he admits the movie was crap. So he deserves more proper treatment from us then our past cases.

Joon - Oh thank you thank you thank you!!!

*Joon runs over and tries to kiss Dracarot but Nikku trips him up and ties him to the chair*

Nikku - TRUTH TIME.

*Nikku forces an entire bottle of truth serum down Park's throat and he goes into a trance like state*

Nikku - NOW! Tell us the truth! Why did you really work on Dragonball De-Evolution.

Joon - Because I wanted the money. I actually DID think our film was amazing and true to the manga and anime. It wasn't crap at all. I also heavily want to do "things" with the corpses of my friends.

Dracarot: So you were deceiving us Mr. Park, you actually thought it was good... and you still have those necrophilic urges, and by the way we don't take suck ups. *Takes sample from Parks brain, only a few cells so he still functions as normal* there now I won't have to worry about making sure you *points to Nikku* doesn't eat the samples again. Now Mr. Park, why do you think it is loyal to the manga, are you just saying that because you never read it and assume the director was loyal, or because when you have read it, you misinterpreted some stuff in it?

If you guys say this is truth, I got a challenge for you Joon.

Show a manga page scan, or a anime video link proving Goku ever went to school.

Dracarot wrote:Dracarot: So you were deceiving us Mr. Park, you actually thought it was good... and you still have those necrophilic urges, and by the way we don't take suck ups. *Takes sample from Parks brain, only a few cells so he still functions as normal* there now I won't have to worry about making sure you *points to Nikku* doesn't eat the samples again. Now Mr. Park, why do you think it is loyal to the manga, are you just saying that because you never read it and assume the director was loyal, or because when you have read it, you misinterpreted some stuff in it?

Joon - I KNOW it is loyal to the manga because when I watch the movie (10 times a day), it is just like I am reading the manga! That is my reason!

*Everybody present looks at Park with a "WTF are you talking about you mad fool!?!?" look on their faces*

justinlynch3 wrote:If you guys say this is truth, I got a challenge for you Joon.

Show a manga page scan, or a anime video link proving Goku ever went to school.

Joon - Here is proof that Gawku went to high school.



Joon - This is Goku when he went to high school. Just like in our stupendous movie.

Dracarot: Oh, Oh dear God, *quickly scribbles on piece of paper* what name did I write here*Gohan* and what name did I write here *Goku* Now tell me how this reads *gives Joon a copy of the preamble of the United States Constitution*

That is Gohan Joon, not Goku.

OH MY LORD!!!! CAN YOU OPEN YOUR EYES ONCE IN YOU DAMN LIFE???




Notice any differences?

Initially I thought that you were better than the rest of the cast. But it turned out that I was wrong, so I'm afraid that I have some bad news for you. You won't get out alive. I suggest you to enjoy life as much as possible in these day, because you will end up like the cast.

Dracarot: Mr. Frank, please calm yourself, there's still my little test before we have to decide his fate or not, so don't go ballistic, just yet, I give you free reign should my theory prove to be null and void.

Well Joon Park, I'm gonna follow Dracarot's advice, so you are not a dead man yet, so consider yourself as a lucky bastard!

Indeed so.

However, when Dracrot gives us the go ahead...

Joon - Alright, now look guys... uh, heh, my "friends"! Why can't you all accept that I am the biggest Dragoon Bull fan in the world!? Let's have a look here...

*Looks at the word "Gohan" *

Joon - This reads... Gawku! And this... reads...

*Looks at the word "Goku" *

Joon - It reads.... Gaw-Hen! See, I can read any f***ing thing you show me! Now I'm ready to kill all of you for treating me and my friends/lovers like we've ruined something you hold dear!

*Joon jumps out of his chair and gets in to an extremely campy fighting pose*

Joon - I am the man! You won't get Chow Yun Fat, or Randall Duk Kim or anyone else!!!

*Nikku cracks Park over the head with a hammer*

Nikku - Nikku is displeased with this cast member... LET THE CARNAGE BEGIN!!!

*Nikku hands out weapons of mass destruction*

*Uses weapons of mass destruction to blow up the universe, but somehow only Joon deis and no planets are blown up.*

Dracarot: *sighs* guys I'm really really sorry about this but I'm about to do something your going to hate me for but *pulls out dragonballs* ARISE SHENRON!!!

*Shenron appears*

Shenron: You who have summoned the eternal dragon I shall grant you two wishes within my power!

Dracarot: For my first wish revive Joon Park from the dead.

Shenron: Your wish is granted *Joon Park comes back to life* What is your second wish?

Dracarot: Send him to this *hands Shenron a paper* psychiatric ward!

Shenron: *Joon Park teleports* Your second wish has been granted farewell *dragonballs rise up and scatter*

Dracarot: Now before you kill me guys apparently you missed the point of my test, it was to see if Joon was actually sane while he was doing this, or actually knew what he was doing, his failure at reading shows that he has probably been brainwashed and therefore is in need of psychiatric help, rather then execution. And as for the use of the dragonballs, its your own bloody fault I had to use them, I leave it to you all to sort the blame out amonst yourselves, *quickly leaves room and vanishes, totally destroying the paper with the psych wards adress*

Nikku - Dracarot must pay!!!

*Runs around, looking in really random places for Dracarot, such as underneath a pillow and inside the fridge*

Voice in Nikku's head - Wait Nikku! *Whisper whisper*

Nikku - Ooooooooooh! So THAT'S what Dracarot did! All is fine...!

*laughs at Nikku running around.*

*Sees Justin laughing and begins to laugh too. The laughing turns uncontrollable*

*Stops laughing as Nikku loses control*

me: Oh my, what have I done? Alright, Nikku needs to go inside the sound proof chamber till he calms down...

justinlynch3 wrote:*Stops laughing as Nikku loses control*

me: Oh my, what have I done? Alright, Nikku needs to go inside the sound proof chamber till he calms down...

*Claws at the soundproof chamber like a little puppy dog*

Well Joon Park, you should be happy that you are still alive. I personally wouldn't give you a second chance, but dracarot is just too kind for you (even though you have been so naughty toward us). So my advice for you is to behave yourself, next time you won't be so lucky.

deltafrank wrote:Well Joon Park, you should be happy that you are still alive. I personally wouldn't give you a second chance, but dracarot is just too kind for you (even though you have been so naughty toward us). So my advice for you is to behave yourself, next time you won't be so lucky.

Joon - WHAT?? How dare you, ya little ingrate!! We gave you an amazing live action adaption of your crappy little anime thing! We made it much better and more advanced than the original could ever hope to be! We made it realistic and stuff!!! How can you hate it??