Fiction Hotel

Osaka: Oh my gah! Wow, I'm meetin' a real celebrity here!

Goku: Really, woah my adventures are that well known?

Milo: Yup, I may be powerful, but your a Freaking legend! The things you've done, just..wow.

Goku: Yep, we've had some crazy adventures back in my universe.
Vegeta: I'm going to check this place out more.

*Without another word Vegeta fly's off at high speed.*

Goku: Well... cya Vegeta... I guess...

Osaka: boy, he sure was in an awful hurry. Where ya figure he was off to?

Goku: Don't worry, he's always like that.

Suddenly, three people in disguises run by and steal Osaka's wallet, then speed off

Osaka: hey! Those crooks stole my money!

The three thieves hide out in a hotel room, and take off their disguises to reveal that they are none other than Team Rocket!
James: yay! We did it! We stole that twerp's wallet!
Jessie: Of course! I just knew that there's be plenty of saps around here with pockets just bursting with cash for us to steal!
Meowth: Hey, I'm the one who came up with dat plan!
Jessie: Oh, quiet meowth!

Goku: I got it.

*Goku puts his middle and index finger to his forehead, focuses then teleports, arriving in the 3's room to find James and Jessie already down.*

Goku: Oh hey.

A women looks at him.

...: Your here to retrieve the money right.
Goku: Yeah, how'd you...
...: Telepathy, I'm a friend of Milo's. Names Sandra.
Goku: Awesome, so you have powers to!!

*In a split second Sandra and Goku is back with Milo's group.*

Sandra: Yes. Hello Milo. How are things.

Boba Fett: Did they something about team rocket? Lets see if I remember those posters back in the lobby theres a pretty penny, literally, for them alive from the police, though I've hearde that theres some people out their on the market who think they've got to be taken care of their so lame, eh might be fun! *tosses thermal detonator into Team Rockets Room* And now i wait 3, 2, 1...

KRAKOOM!!!!

Now just to get the evidence and the paycheck, unless they survived by some stupidity in which case... *Draws blaster*

Milo: SANDRA!!!

"He gives her a hug,"

Milo: Wow, so your here, already helping people out, I wonder where the others out, me, I just want to relax, this place is awesome, maybe meet the Original X Men here somehow.
............
"Castiel teleports to Team Rocket"

Castiel: Hmm? Thieves? What is your goal? What kind of being is he? "Points to Meowth" Demon, Angel, what kind of supernatural entity is he.

"As the bomb nears the room, Castiel teleports it away, and stares at Boba Fett"

Castiel: Such violent intentions? Why do you seek to harm others in a rest and relaxation center?

Boba Fett: Crap, better just cut to the chase You would be surprised how much of a bounty these clowns have got on their heads from fans who feel they've become more annoying than an actual threat and just want them to disappear, they are also incompetent, ergo I could have relaxed and got paid so I was getting my rest relaxation and I could have just gotten enough credits to make Jabba the Hutt go green with envy. As for that thing according to the wanted posters, that thing is a creature known as a Pokemon short for pocket monster, and this particular one is of the species known as Meowth, depending on wherer you get your information, these Pokemon supposedly either say only their name, or juse various growls, grunts, roars, etc. to communicate, with the exception of this particular Meowth which supposedly can speak human languages. Sue me if you want but... wait, where did you teleport the detonater? That's got a 30 meter explosive radius and it had to have gone somewhere...

"Castiel listened introguied,. he was learning so much about beings from the galaxy, he'd spent the past year or so on earth, then a few months in Heaven, but this he'd learn so much about the various species his father had created"

Castiel: Oh Father..your creations never cease to amaze me. Pokemon Intriguing creatures, never heard of them are they hostile or does it vary or what? And as for the bomb..I sort of..well

BOOM!

"A massive explosion occured, taking out part of the hotel, screams were heard, and Castiel frowned, he hadn't really been thinking clearl, he just groaned"

Castiel: Darn it. A bounty hunter working on vacation? This place is a Nexus of Realities, a bridge, a connector, it connects all to this single point, but this place can be used to travel to anywhere to any location, in the wrong hands this hotel could be a powerful. I tell you this, because there are beings I know of, and probably others who need to be hunted, who are NOT innocent people.

Sandra: I was in the area, so yea I figured I'd lend a hand. The orignal X Men, that would be a fun encounter wouldn't it. I wonder who else from our group is around this place?

Boba Fett: Is that a job offer I hear? I was only dealing with these clowns because they would have been so easy to take care of, if I start finding serious trouble it might not be much of a vacation, but hey for the right price you got me, let me just call a colleague of mine from an other dimension, he'll work for free, the noble bastard... *dials phone* Drizzt, if your through moping over everything that's happened to you, we've got some action that might be interesting, and bring that bleeding cat of yours to.

Drizzt Do'Urden: *Sneaks up behind Fett tapping him with a scimitar* I'm already here, as is Guenwyvar, though I've yet to summon her, so what's this about action?

Castiel: I have no enemies that need to be taken care of...at the moment at least. But I would be glad to meet these "Nobles" you speak of. I should introduce myself, I'm Castiel, an Angel of the Lord.

Drizzt: This one has spent to much time in the clouds He was referring to me, Drizzt Do'Urden formerly of house Daermon Na'Shez'Baernon 9th house in Menzoberranzen so technically I was a noble at one point, however I forsook my house and the way of my Drow kin. My colleague Mr. Fett is referring to my constant doing good for people without being paid. So I am noble in the sense I do good without thought of reward, though technically I was also a noble in the other sense, though that title has been stripped away, as House Do'Urden fell a decade after my leaving it. I also...

Boba: Enough of this can I please kill Team Rocket? The bounty on their heads and all, they are villains albeit pathetic.

Goku: Hey Milo so this is a friend of yours.
Sandra: Yes, I am Goku. And fyi, I rather not fight you, I want to relax and enjoy my time here.

(dracarot you are amazing X D the thought of Boba Fett hunting team rocket is hysterical X D)
Osaka: *sweatdrop* hey hey, can I have my wallet back now? I wanted to buy some snacks later!

Meowth: *whispers* Dat's our chance, let's escape while everyone's talkin'!
James: Right! *a secret remote falls out of his sleeve and he presses the button, which makes the meowth balloon come and break though the wall*
Jessie: see ya, twerps! *team rocket jumps into the ballloon, which starts to float away*
Osaka: Oh my gah! They're gettin' away! We hafta do somethin'!
James: *giggle*
Meowth: hey, wat's so funny?
James: that girl has the same accent as you!
meowth: Whaat? I don't talk like dat knucklehead!

*Sandra rips a hole in the balloon using telekinesis, then passes Osaka the wallet.*

Boba Fett: *activates jet pack* THIS ENDS NOW! I refulse to let these Team Rocket clowns escape via cartoon physics ever again! *Opens fire with blaster on the team rocket balloon, with lethal force* Drow call your bleeding cat out if they somehow do make it to the ground.

Drizzt: Alright, alright, *pulls out panther figurine* Guenwyvar come to me my shadow, *figurine turns into a massive panther, Drizzt draws his scimitars, Twinkle and Icingdeath. Then begins pursuing the balloon.*

James: *girly scream* jessie, what do we do?
Jessie: we use one of our incredibly expensive pokemon mechas that we somehow always have that break after one use and never work! That plan is foolproof!
Meowth: I don't think dat's gonna work...
Jessie: Quiet, meowth! James, mecha! now!
james: of course! *uses his secret remote again, and a giant mecha meowth bursts out of the ground, and team rocket gets inside it*

Boba Fett: Goddamit they don't know when to quit do they, oh well time to call in my ship *activates auto pilot on the Slave 1* if those things can't take bloody pokemon attacks lets see how it does against military grade blasters and missiles, *Slave 1 arrives* Time for me to take command, looks like your out of this fight elf.

Drizzt: Hardly. The fool should know that i could take down 9 giants in a single day that one cheap robot run by three incompetent peopke should be easy, not to mention admantite doesn't exist in the pokemon universe, ergo whatever metals on those robots is not as strong as Icingdeath, not to mention its frost effects so it should freeze up the circuitry *Begins attacking the legs of the robots with Icingdeath.*

Fett: Fool *opens fire at the cockpit with Slave 1 also launches a seismic charge* I'll enjoy picking up the cadavers.

*jessie, james, and meowth all scream and make the mecha randomly stomp and flail around*

Milo: Oh come on...
Castiel; It seems your explosion has triggered the emergence of an even greater foe.

*in the freak-out, team rocket's mecha stomps on the part of the hotel with the all-you-can-eat buffet*
Osaka: Noooo! Not the buffet! Those crooks destroyed all the food! I was gonna go get some champloo and sata andagi after all this fightin' business...
*Frank the rabbit suddenly appears behind Osaka*
Osaka: Oh my gah! It's a giant mutant zombie rabbit!
Frank: hello. My name is Frank. Do you want me to make those annoying fools go away?
Osaka: y-yes...

Frank: very well. *dissappears and re-appears inside the Mecha*

Meowth: Ey, wat gives, buddy? Get outta our robot!
Frank: I am afraid i cannot do that.
Jessie: get him, Meowth! Use fury swipes!
Meowth: right! *attacks but Frank doesn't respond* huh?
Frank: Goodbye. *dissappears again*
James: what was up with that? *a terrible rumbling is heard in the mechanisms of the robot* I think something's wrong...
Meowth: I got a bad feelin' bout this...
*their mecha explodes and team rocket goes flying out of sight*
Team rocket: Looks like we're blasting of agaiiiiiiin!

*Frank appears by Osaka again*
Osaka: Oh my gah! Thank you, Mister Frank! *glomps*