DBZ parody

Well the plot is the same as DBZ except more funy just read.

Part 1 Mad Uncle’s
Narrator: The story begins an epic story called Dragon Ball Z it begins in a forest with a five year old with superhuman intelligence named Gohan running around calling different animals by their scientific names.
Gohan:*Runs up to a butterfly *come back(Insert scientific name)
Butterfly: NERD!!!!!
Gohan: why won’t my mommy tell me what word that is?
Goku:*walks over to him* Let’s go son!
Gohan: Were
Goku: To a good place!

Meanwhile in an ugly gray spacepod crashed in a field and a saiyan warrior emerged who had apparently never heard of a barber shop.

Raditz: It’s so good to be on earth where I can kill people
Farmer*Appears and fires a bullet at him* AAAAA
Raditz:*catches bullet* Stupid humans Die!*throws the bullet at the farmer killing him* Now to find my brother who’s much weaker than me and will therefore be no help to me and my saiyan friends but it will be fun to pass on the role of punching bag to him.

Meanwhile at Roshi’s house
Roshi: Krillin I’m so glad you could make it
Krilliin: REALLY??!!?
Roshi: Now where’s Boobie I mean Bulma
Krillin: I don’t know she said she was on her way

Suddenly a helicopter crashed into the side of the roof and Bulma was sent flying Roshi jumping up catching her.

Krillin: Wait a minute sense when could you leap in the air and save lives?
Roshi: Remember the last series well I can still do all that crap I did than
Krillin: Nothing ever makes sense in this place
Bulma: The fact that you suck makes sense!
Krillin: What the crap aren’t we friends!
Bulma: Oh yeah I forgot


Goku:HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I’m on my way!
Goku throws Gohan off nimbus and leaps off. Gohan cries and slams into the sand and Goku falls next to him picking him up. His three friends run outside.

Roshi: Wow your beating up children?
Krillin: When did you become a babysitter?
Goku”: WHAT DA HELL Krillin! I don’t sit on babies especially my won
Gohan:*crying* I’m *sniffle* not *sniffle* a baby!
Bulma: Glad to see you Goku
Goku: So guys what’s up and where’s Yamcha,Tien,Chaiotzu and them aren’t they our friends too I mean their Z fighters yet you guys seem to be only one’s here.

Bulma: Yamcha cheated on me with some ugly whore!
Krillin: I can see why
Bulma*takes out machine gun* Say that again Baldie!
Krillin: N…N..No Thankyou
Roshi: I want more lines!
Turtle:*Wakes up* Awesome the son I ordered came!

Turtle crawls over to Gohan and teaches him how to play rock,paper, scissors

Roshi: This place use to be more exciting with you around STAY HERE Please my life sucks I live with a lazy talking turtle, and the ocean.

A dolphin swims up to the ilsland
Dolphin: *sings Hey Roshi Hey Roshi hello!
Roshi: and these damn dolphins. I mean Launch went insane and ate a nuclear bomb please don’t GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Goku: Okay

Meanwhile
Raditz flew through the air until seeing Piccolo.
Raditz: Hey Carrot
Piccolo: Shut up Jimmy*Fires a massive ki blast at Raditz*
Raditz: I’ve come here to tell you that you have failed your mission to destroy earth
Piccolo: Goku wouldn’t let me
Raditz: Who’s poo poo?
Piccolo: A big poopy face
Raditz: You called me a poopy face Double Sund*Scouter detects Roshi* It must be Carrot!

He flies off
Picolo: I think he called me Carrot I hate CARROTS I’m gonna kill that bitch!*flies off after Raditz*