Re: Wish Granted

by Jessica Raine Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:04 pm

I wish my old fish back to life

by lol1991 Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:05 pm

He comes back

I wish to meet a succubus

by Jessica Raine Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:07 pm

the succubus steals your soul!

I wish for phoenixes to be real

by Hawttdawgg Sat Mar 14, 2009 10:11 pm

they are, but you won't be able to see them

i wish the best computer ever made

by Jessica Raine Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:54 am

it is delivered to you by an unmarked white van. a week later there is a knock at the door. you open it and someone punches you in the face and you pass out. you wake up in a prison cell. Turns out that awesome computer that you got off eBay for a couple of bucks was stolen from the government, and you got 10 years jail time.

I wanna be where the poeple are, I wanna see...wanna see them dancing! walking around on those...what do you call them? oh right, feet. up where they walk, up where they run, up where-
THIS IS FRANK. Jessie was starting to break out into Disney song again, this time from the little mermaid. so I got her off the computer. Now I hafta make her watch Dinnie Darko many many times. But feel free to answer her wish about a mermaid becoming a human, even though it don't make sense

by lol1991 Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:02 am

I don't get it, but wish granted, all goes like you want, the end.

I wish Sephiroth would kill lots and lots while One Winged Angel played in a near by concert

by Jessica Raine Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:10 am

it happens but he gets overexcited and kills all of us with his awesomeness

I wish for chatwin to be put in jail where he can never act again...espically as Goku or Frank

by lol1991 Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:13 am

Done, but you get thown in jail as well, and put in the same cell as him. Then I slip you you're osaka knifes. Imagine the rest.

I wish Emmy Rossum painted her hair blue, just to see if she would have a made a good Bulma or not.

by Jessica Raine Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:14 am

(haha! nice)
she paints it blue and it looks soo good that you fall in love with her.

I wish for an extra arm

by lol1991 Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:18 am

...that seems unlikely.

You get your extra arm, and another to make it four, one on each side, but again have to buy a whole new wardrobe to fit this extra arm. This once again mildly anoys you.

I wish for a Barret M82A1 (the sniper in my sig)

by Jessica Raine Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:21 am

X D
you get that gun, but...it replaces your left arm. which is pretty freakin sweet, i man, YOU HAVE A GUN FOR AN ARM! how awesome is that? but you can't type as fast now. you are slightly annoyed.

I wish for frank to be real!

by lol1991 Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:27 am

He know is, but he influences you to kill people, and you do. Remorse ensues

I don't really have any more wishes that I can post here...

by Jessica Raine Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:31 am

D :
lol-kun ahs wished he knew what to wish for! he wishes for a volcano. he gets one. but its dormant.

I wish I could draw hands better...

by Hawttdawgg Sun Mar 15, 2009 5:08 pm

But you dont have hands Razz

I wish for an average girlfriend Razz

by Jessica Raine Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:53 pm

she is so average that you loose her in a crowd

I wish I could swim better than micheal phelps

by Hawttdawgg Sun Mar 15, 2009 7:00 pm

micheal phelps the farmer

i wish for a xbox live

by Chulance Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:03 am

Corrupt a wish is a friendly forum game for anyone to play! In fact, it's so simple, I might as well state how it plays right now through a demonstration!

Player 1: I wish I had a pie.
Player 2: The pie turns out to be poisonous and you die. I wish I had an apple.
Player 3 OR 1: You wish you "had" an apple, therefore, you did have an apple. Several times. In the past. I wish for world peace.

See how simple it is? All you have to do is corrupt the other person's wish! Now since I'm burning away what little time I have explaining this I am going to quickly make up a wish of my own.

I wish I had a pistol in my hand right now.

by Jessica Raine Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:06 am

You get the pistol. you aim it to shoot at chatfail, but...you were holding it backwards and you shoot yourself.

I wish I had a kitty cat!

by Chulance Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:07 am

Granted but it's a black cat so you gain bad luck causing you to get run over by a truck.

I wish I was a was a mermen like from One piece

by Jessica Raine Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:12 am

granted. but global warming gets very bad and the ocean dries up.

I wish I could play guitar

by Chulance Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:31 am

Granted but your not allowed to every use one

I wish I was the omnipotent Invunerable Kami Tenchi and immune to any negative of bad things

by lol1991 Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:41 am

You are, but you commit an hero out of boredom (suicide)

I wish for a PS3

by Chulance Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:43 am

Granted it has a virus and it traps you inside Dragonball Z burst limit.

I wish I was Goku

by Jessica Raine Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:10 pm

granted. but you get totally ruined in DBE.

i wish I ruled teh world

by Chulance Sun Apr 19, 2009 2:29 pm

Granted a rebellion forms and the leader Lord Chewie kills you

I wish I was the allpowerful LORD CHEWIE!

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