What do you think were the worst video game movies?

Also, state why!

DOA Dead or Alive;
- Just an excuse to make soft porn.
- Devon Aoki as Kasumi. Kasumi is sexy. Aoki is not. Aoki is also not capable of doing more than one facial expression.
- Jann Lee (my favorite character) had 10 seconds of screen time, literally, and he got taken out by Christie by A PUNCH TO THE ARM.
- Lei Fang was played by this 40 year old woman.
- Hayate's a ninja, why the duck was he using the Eagle fighting style?
- Hayabusa was this shy man that could fight.
- Hitomi was (I got this from trivia) supposedly played by a man. A MAN GADAMIT!!!
- They used sleeping gas to subue a few characters. Maybe its just me but I HATE it when sleeping gas is used.
- They used a song that I don't like in the film during the physical test.

Mortal Kombat Anihalation(sp);
- Johnny Cage killed off within the fist 8 minutes.
- Sub Zero and Scorpion have a quick fight and then bugger off for the whole movie.
- Shao Kahn is an angsty emo teenage-like boy.
- Loads of characters turn up and are not even named.
- Rains only purpose was to get knocked into some fire pit.
- When Baraka gets knocked into the fire pit, they just re-used the shot of Rain falling into the pit!
- Sheeva; "Hello, I'm Sheeva, oh crap a cage fell on me and now I'm dead. Ah well, at least I had 3 seconds of screen time!"
- The entire movie had like one original song. The others were all liscensed songs.
- Where did that third Reptile go?
- Robin Shou and Talisa Soto were the only two actors from the first film to reprise their roles.

Hitomi was WHAT!! And that actress for Kasumi...I feel like murdering some bitches...also Lei Fang was just wrong.

The worst for me...well...none. I don't watch video game adaptations into movies. I know they always fail. If they ever make a Devil May Cry one, I might watch it.

e.t. for the atari, never played it but that shit is notorious

Oneechanbara....but i guess the game was pretty bad too

No, no, the movies of the games!

lol1991 wrote:Hitomi was WHAT!! And that actress for Kasumi...I feel like murdering some bitches...also Lei Fang was just wrong.

The worst for me...well...none. I don't watch video game adaptations into movies. I know they always fail. If they ever make a Devil May Cry one, I might watch it.

I'd recommend the first Mortal Kambat movie, the second wasn't so great as Nikku said. But the first kicked ass.

Super mario bros the movie....*shakes head* gawd that confised me as a kid...mario was luigi's dad wtf. and they still calle dtheir business mario bros plumbing wtf. and bowser...wtf...

double dragon was fail. only watched a few minutes of it on TV and I was all wtf is this, I thpought the story of double dragon was "chick gets punched in stomach and taken away, billy and jimmy have to save her".

oh i thought u meant the other way around, u dont get movies from games too often, i didnt see doom or max payne tho, heard max payne was all kindsa asshole

i was gonna say Mortal Kombat too. Btw Talisa Soto is my friend's aunt.

Yea yea. Btw ive danced with her. Doom was a pretty crappy movie

When and where did u dance with her?

At our friends graduation party

Who's? Was i there?

Her nephew. Yes u were there

Talisa Soto is my sister!

saiyan_slayer wrote:Yea yea. Btw ive danced with her. Doom was a pretty crappy movie

I enjoyed doom.

That whole fps scene was horrible.

You danced with her?

Yep.

WHEN AND WHERE?

Hey I know her

I already told you

which friend u idiot?

I told u that too. Talisas nephew

Sammy?