A week in the life of the board members!

[Nikku]

Day 1 - Monday!

Nikku was in the living room, playing with his Sailor Moon dol... DBZ action figures when Vegeta DTX stormed in holding a solid brown colored object. He threw it at Nikku's head, knocking the kid out. Vegeta grabbed Nikku by the shirt and picked him up.

Vegeta - Nikku!! Why can't you clean up your dog's s**t?? This ain't Scooby Doo mother f**ker!!!

Just then, Jessie came in, riding said dog. The dog was bigger than anyone in the house.

Jessie - Weeeee! Weeeeee!!!
Vegeta - Jessie! Get offa the dog!!
Jessie - He has a name! It's Bloodbath.
Vegeta - Okay then, get off Bloodbath, he ain't for riding!!

Jessie hopped off of Bloodbath and looked at Nikku.

Jessie - Sleeping?
Vegeta - KO'ed.
Jessie - DINNER TIME!!!

Nikku woke up and looked around excitedly.

Jessie - Just kidding! Come on, everyone's outside playing on the magic slide!

Within seconds, Nikku, Jessie and Vegeta had joined everyone else at the magic slide.

Jessie - Lookie Nikku! Slide!!

Nikku excitedly jumped up and down and ran to the slide, but was held up by his collar.

Jessie - And whatever you say, you land in it!! Lol1991 made the bad mistake of calling the ride "a load of old crap" on the way down... Hehehehe!!!

Liz climbed the slide and slid down it.

Liz - A way to beat Genesis in Crisis Core for the Playstation Portable system developed and published by the Japanese gaming company called Square Enix!!!!

And upon reaching the end of the slide, she played Crisis Core and beat the crap out of Genesis! Venus then scurried up the ladder and slid down.

Venus - Cake!!!

And she landed in cake which she began devouring. Jessie was next. She slid down the slide and yelled "A pile of Gothic Lolita dresses!!!" and she landed in them. She put one on and yelled out to Nikku.

Gothic Jessie - Okay Nikku! You're turn!!!

Nikku, completely forgetting what Jessie had told him, scampered up the steps and slid down the slide.

Nikku - WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Next Chapter - Tuesday!

[Venus]

LOL!!! I luvs Nikku.

[Nikku]

Yay!

[VEGETA_DTX]

Great Nikku! that was very funny Monday!
Bloodbath!

[Nikku]

Hehehe! Don't let kids name their dogs!!

[justinlynch3]

God knows what'll happen next.

[Venus]

on tuesday everybody gets eaten by cats.

[justinlynch3]

No Way!!!

[Jessica Raine]

hahaha X D
nice doggy : D
I want that slide!!!

[Vampire Knight]

im just happy you had me beat genisis~!

[Tlaloc]

[Nikku]

TUESDAY!!

Everyone got eaten by cats.

Next chapter - WEDNESDAY!!

HAHA!!! Didn't think I'd do that did ya??

[Jessica Raine]

*inside a cat's stomach*
THERES LASAGNA IN HERE

[Vampire Knight]

cats!!! its a cat flushing toliet he doesnt care if he's wasting water he likes to push the handle and watch the water go dowwwwwwwwwn

[Nikku]

Wednesday!!

(Note – Sing the song parts that are in red!!)

It was early morning and everyone was getting ready for school/college/work/assassin training. Nikku was going to start school that day. Jessie gave Nikku an empty lunchbox.

Jessie – Here’s your lunch! Beg people for food with the old puppy dog eyes routine!

And with that, Tlaloc drove everyone to where they needed to be.

Jessie – Here we are! Also, I’m sick today, I have an ear ache! So I’m going back home!

Jessie placed the kid outside the school and stole Tlaloc’s car, speeding off back home. Tlaloc ran after Jessie.

Tlaloc – MY CAR!!! STOP YOU THIEF!!!

Once home, Jessie crashed the car by accident and ran back inside, however, when she opened the door, she found Nikku standing on the other side looking up at her.

Jessie – GRK!!!

Well the Nikku came back
later that day!
The Nikku came back
Jessie thought he was a goner!
But the Nikku came back
he just wouldn’t stay awaaaaay!

Jessie – What are you doing here???

And with that, Jessie phoned a taxi and told the cab driver to take Nikku back to school. However, when she opened the fridge to get some food, she found Nikku inside the fridge, looking up at her.

Jessie – AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Well the Nikku came back
later that day!
The Nikku came back
Jessie thought he was a goner!
But the Nikku came back
he just wouldn’t stay awaaaaay!

So, she took the kid out of the fridge and placed him inside a rocket launcher, aiming it at the school.

Jessie – BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

She fired Nikku at the school and then went back inside to draw pictures, however, she found Nikku hiding underneath her desk.

Jessie – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Well the Nikku came back
later that day!
The Nikku came back
Jessie thought he was a goner!
But the Nikku came back
he just wouldn’t stay awaaaaay!

Jessie tried getting Nikku to go to school all day. Eventually, everyone else came back home. Jessie was sleeping. She had tired herself out.

Venus – Hiya Nikku! Did ya have a nice first day at school!?

Nikku nodded and ran upstairs.

Venus – Yay!!

That night, Jessie lay awake in bed as Nikku secretly looked on from the air vents.

Jessie – Please Nikku... Please...! Go to... school...! Please go to school...!

Well the Nikku came back
later that day!
The Nikku came back
Jessie thought he was a goner!
But the Nikku came back
he just wouldn’t stay awaaaaay!

THE END


Next chapter – Thursday!!

[Vampire Knight]

YAY SINGING!

[Venus]

Whats the tune? And can i say somethin more meaningful?

[Vampire Knight]

hahaha

[Nikku]

SING.

*Fires gun into the air*

[VEGETA_DTX]

That was very hilarious, it definitely reminds of one of those episodes of Bugs Bunny when whatever sam/elmer/whoever tries to do to Bugs Bunny or to send him anywhere, he gets back again on and on, in a fridge/TV/shelf etc
This really reminded me on that and it is sooo funny to imagine Nikku and Jessie doing that
And the song is awesome two!

Very nice and original way of expressing your annoyance by school Nikku!

[Jessica Raine]

SINGIN' ABOUT NIKKU IS FUN : D

Nikku had a blobbyfish,
blobbyfish, blobbyfish~!
nikku had a blobbyfish whose eyes stared into your soul

[Nikku]

SINGIN' ABOUT NIKKU IS FUN : D

Nikku had a blobbyfish,
blobbyfish, blobbyfish~!
nikku had a blobbyfish whose eyes stared into your soul

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!

[Nikku]

Thursday!!

One day Batman was bored and so he went to our house for dinner and he said hello and then we all said hello and then we all had dinner and then Batman gave us all toys and then we all played hide and seek and then Jessie pretended to steal Batman's cape and then everyone laughed and then Batman said I have to go now and everyone was sad but then Batman said I'll come back for Christmas and then everyone was happy.

THE END!!!

Next chapter - Friday!

[Chulance]

Wow....

I'm not int he fic!

WEDNESDAY WAS THE BEST EPISODE LOL!

THEN THE NIKKU CAME BACK LOLOLOLO!

[Venus]

TGIF! On Friday Nikku spins da records and everybody raises the roof then it catches on fiyah!

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