JESSIE IS NOT NEWS!

justinlynch3 wrote:Well what'd you expect, a novel length type post complete with pictures.

lol1991 wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbE5Q_A_3U

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real super Sayin please stand up?
I repeat, will the Super Sayin Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a sayin before
Jaws all on the floor like Justin Chatwin just burst through the door
and started acting worse than before
they first were not ready for this, looking like they had to piss (Ahh!)

It's the return of the:
"Oh wait! no wait! You're kidding
They didn't just adapt, what I they did they?"
And Vegeta said...
NOTHING YOU IDIOTS! Vegeta's dead, he died of embarrassment.

DBE fans love DBZ ones
"chigga chigga chigga haterz I'm sick of them
Look at them, walking around
pwning our you-know-what, loling at our you-know-who"
"You but their right though..."

Yeah, they probably got a couple of screws up their heads loose
but no worse then what's going on in your Live Action Movies
Sometimes I just wanna get on TV and just let loose (a Kamehameha) but can't
But it's okay for Master Roshi to bring people to life

"My energy is wind, my energy is wind"
And if I'm lucky it might just bring you back to life"
and that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expected them then to know what a good anime is

Of course their tastes gonna get screwed by the time that they hit 4th grade
they got the Fox movie channel don't they?
And we ain't nothi'n but critics
well, some of us haters that cut the few good LAM's appart like idiots

But if we can watch hentai and echi
then there's no reason that Fox can't exploit DBZ
but if you feel like I feel I got the right words
humans raise your hands up
So I can do a Spirit Bomb!!

'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Chatwin doesn't need to be cool get fans
well I do...so blow him up and Emmy Rossum too
You think I give a damn about an oscar?
Half of you critics don't even know ki, let alone do kamehamehas

"But Goku, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird"?
Why so you guys can just make me emo to get me there?
so you can sit me here, next to Jamie Chung
Shit Emmy Rossum better switch me chair

So I can sit next to Joon Park and Texas Battle
To hear them arguing over who she kissed without plot first
little bitch made my friend look like Lara Croft
"You she's awesome, but I think she needs guns hi hi"

I should download the movie on MP3
And show the whole Universe how you act worse then a monkey
I'm sick you little directors and CEO groups all you do is ruin anime
So I have been sent here to destroy you

And there's a million animes as awesome as mine
Who have cool stories like, but don't appeal to the trend like me
Who have energy like me, who pwn, love and eat like me
and might just be as awesome as fuck, but no quite me

'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

(This next part is a collaboration with other anime characters)

Ichigo:
My series is more awesome than anything you can ever LAM
cause we in Japan do things to have interest and not just to get money like you
Kon:
the other difference is that our women are much hotter then yours and their only fictional
And they don't have to be whores or wear slutty outfits

Zoro:
We just get on TV and be awesome
and whether you like to admit, we just pwn you
Luffy:
better then 90% of the cartoons out there
then you wonder how can kids eat up our series like I eat lunch

Naruto
It's funny, cause at the rate we're going, when we reach 2012
We'll be the only shows running the TV section rating
Sasuke:
get those fangirls fainting while I'm being gay and emo
and I'm trying but this whole bag of bad ass (referring to Itachi's legacy) isn't working

Edward:
And every little person (WHO WROTE THIS!! I'M NOT LITTLE) is a super saiyan lurking
He could be working at Central blowing up your lab 5
Alphonse:
Or in the East Command flying around screaming: "FUCK FOX STUDIOS"
with his hair glowing gold and his sparks flying

Goku(again):
So will the real saiyan please stand up
and put one of those food traits on each hand up
and be proud to be real innocent and crazy as hell
one more time high as you can: KAMEHAMEHA

'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm super sayin, yes I'm the real sayin
All you other Super sayins are just imitating
So won't the real super sayin please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

ahah guess there's a saiyan in all of us
fuck it, lets all blow up fox

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Finished. Hope you guys like it. Again, bolded parts are Jessie's lyrics

I gotta go. See ya!!