Re: Random Thread!

[justinlynch3]

Frank: jessie what are you saying? you're going to hell?
Jessie: yes, satan rules the land of the dead so he must know why are be behind my friends are dying and so many other people too. You stay here...don't let Nikku know I;m doing this, and watch coco.
Frank: but...

God: Only those with a once evil heart can be sent to hell. If I send you down and Satan rejects your spirit, you'll be trapped in a in between area of complete nothingness, maybe forever. Have any of you even done anything evil before? Truely evil, that is.

[Chulance]

Chu:N...N...No I took a toy car in kindergarden!

[Venus]

Oh gosh. *pulls out a list that reaches the floor* Do i really got say it all?

[justinlynch3]

Frank/Jessie/Nikku: Huh.
Jessie: Venus, when did you die? And Chu, your here as well.
Venus: It's weird. I remember almost dying, then recovering, then just dropping dead for some reason.
Jessie: So Kira sacrifice was... was for nothing? What in gods name is happening down there?

[lol1991]

Alright then...I go to namek. Since you have to write the real names, and Kira doesn't speak namekian...he can't kill the Guru...and I bring everyone back with their Dragon Balls. BU YA!

[Venus]

Venus- Yee ha! Nobody belongs in hell anyway cuz it makes no sense to fry forever!*starts doin the twist*

[Jessica Raine]

Jessie: ...I guess I haven't really ever done anything evil...so I can't do my going to satan plan...I faked all those murders. they weren't actually people. so sounds like we're doing Lol-kun's plan...we must get Kira back and stop this!

[justinlynch3]

Kira: Um Jessie, Lol has already followed through with his plan. Were alive.

[Jessica Raine]

[...wtf? oh...I gotta read better. I was expecting this to be epic and drawn out with a final battle against satan...]
Jessie: huh? oh I guess I wasn't paying attention...O_O KIRA-SAN! *glomps Kira* You're ok!

[lol1991]

I win satan take that

"middle finger: (we need a flip off smilie)

[justinlynch3]

Satan: DAMNIT, MARK MY WORDS HUMANS. THIS ISN'T OVER!!! GRAAA.

[Jessica Raine]

Jessie: heheheheh silly satan, victory is for kids

[justinlynch3]

Suddenly the ground starts breaking apart, a Hugh crack emerges and fire shots up in the sky. The crack opens, swallowing up building, cars, and anything else in his way. Then from this massive crack a army of demons rises followed by one very big demon at the end.

Kira: What... the hell...
Satan (big demon (deep toned voice)): You will not stop my plans. Army of the dead, ATTACK!!!.

[Jessica Raine]

Jessie: *extremely angry* WHAT'S YOUR FREAKIN PROBLEM? *hammerspaces some holy water and starts splashing it at the demons*

[justinlynch3]

Jessie: *extremely angry* WHAT'S YOUR FREAKIN PROBLEM? *hammerspaces some holy water and starts splashing it at the demons*

Holy water seems to have little effect.

Satan: These are the strongest of the demon world. Your holy water and crosses are useless

A swarm of demons attacks Jessie.

[lol1991]

Alright, quoting Angel in the season finale..."Let's get to work"

"Pulls out his Desert Eagle and Colt Walker and starts shooting demons. They die and start combusting"

Blessed bullets hurt don't they bitches.

"Pulls out Death Wyvern (the sniper) and shoots a couple more in the head"

And now...

"Uses cryokinesis to freeze the crap out of another horde of them"

Fuck...they just keep coming

[Jessica Raine]

Jessie: ahh...get away from me! *stabs and slashes the demons that attacked me with my osaka knives*

[Venus]

Venus- Awww man, I hate demons. I think I'll order some tacos and watch you guys fight from a distance. Yummy, nacho supreme....

[justinlynch3]

*Uses the closest thing around (a metal pipe) for a weapon and starts bashing demons heads.*

Kira: This is insane.

*Is jumped by a large group of demons.*

Kira: Crap.

[Venus]

Venus-anybody want nachos?

[justinlynch3]

Kira: Oh god, their eating my flesh.
Venus: Anybody?
Kira: Why are you just sitting there?

[Venus]

Venus-aw guys dont u know the secret to scarin demons and satan away without fightin them?

[justinlynch3]

Kira: It would appear not. Why don't you enlighten us?

[Venus]

Venus- *jumps up and shouts out a name in Hebrew* satan and his demons scream in terror and disappear. venus- now wasnt that easy?

[justinlynch3]

Kira: What the hell?

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