Best Quotes

Chavo del ocho: "It's that you don't have patience on me..."

"WELL YOU'RE GONNA GET SICK OF IT, BECAUSE THIS FREAK OF NATURE RIGHT HERE IS JUST BEGINNING TO SWELL, AND WHEN I GET BIG ENOUGH BROTHER, THERE AINT GONNA BE ROOM FOR ANYBODY ELSE, BUT ME AND ALL THE WARRIORS, FLOATING THROUGH THE VEINS, AND THE POWER, IM THE WARRIORRRRR!!!"

From the batshit insane wrestler form the 80's/90's, the Ultimate warrior

Gohan: Fight you? No, I wanna kill you

SYPHILIS!!! SY-SY-SY-SYPHILIS!

This is my favorite scene from the show metalocylapse.

Toki: *eating candy* uhhh...*reaches into mouth andpulls out a bloody, rotted tooth* ow...
Nathan: is that a tooth?
Toki: yeah. Got any more questions? I'm right here!
Nathan: You're teeth are falling out because of your free candy from your free endorsement deal.
Toki: Are you a dentists?
Nathan: ...No.
Toki: WELL THEN SHUT UP! Oh an' by the way, teeths grow back!
Nathan:heh heh, no they don't
Toki: yes they do, don't you remember being a little kids when your teeths woulds fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient north god ortha the tooth collector give you a pickle nickle?!?
Nathan: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!?
Toki: fine. Goood byyyye~

More Bleach quotes XD

"We must never shed tears, that is a life form's defeat. And if we give into the emotion, then it only becomes proof of our inability to control it." - Volume 7

"Unless I grip the sword I cannot protect you, while gripping the sword I cannot embrace you. - Volume 5"

From Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann

"Who the hell do you think I am!?"

"Listen Simon, believe in yourself. Not in the Simon I believe in...not in the Kamina you believe in...believe in the Simon that believes in you" - Kamina, episode 8

"My drill...IS THE DRILL THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!" - Simon, Episode 26

"Bro's is dead, he's no longer here. However...on my back, and within my heart, he continues to live on! Who in the hell do you think I am!? I'm Simon. Not my bro Kamina. I am myself! SIMON THE DIGGER!!" - Simon, episode 11

"Commander of the human annihilation army, eastern district, Viral!" - Viral, Episode 3

"You've become quite a boring bitch since I left, Nia" - Yoko, Episode 20/21

A entire sequence here:

Simon: Don't underestimate us! Whether it be time, space or alternate realities we'll pierce through the paths and methods you've chosen! That is who we are, the Dai-Gurren brigade!

"epic transformation scene"

Nia: Even if we were to be enslaved in the galaxy's cycle of rebirth,
Yoko: ...the feelings that were left behind will open the door!
Leeron: Even if the infinite universe were to go against us,
Viral: our burning blood will cute through fate!
Simon: We'll pierce the heavens and dimensions!
Everyone else: We'll show you our path through force!

Simon: Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann!

Everyone: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?

from monty python and the holy grail

Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know

Cornelius Fudge: "You will now be escorted back to the Ministry, where you will be formally charged, then sent to Azkaban to wait trial!"
"Ah" said Dumbledore gently, "yes. Yes, I thought we might hit that little snag."
"Snag?" said Fudge, his voice still vibrating with joy. "I see no snag Dumbledore!"
"Well," said Dumbledore apologetically, "I'm afraid I do."
"Oh really?"
"Well – it's just that you seem to be laboring under the delusion that I am going to – what is the phrase – 'Come quietly.' I am afraid I am not going to come quietly at all, Cornelius. I have absolutely no intention of being sent to Azkaban. I could break out, of course – but what a waste of time, and frankly, I can think of a whole host of things I would rather be doing."

Dumbledore's most epic comeback ever...seriously from that point on you start to realize just how bad ass this man is. He was done in because of himself. I doubt anyone will ever reached his power and bad assery in the Wizard world...

and he was gay! he was so badass that a woman wasn't enough for him: HE NEEDED ANOTHER MAN!

....I really mean that.

I think JK did that to had even more controversy to the books

I saw no point in a post story revelation of this fact...it was just a selling thing

And made the Catholics hate HP even more

it would explain how such a BAMF never got a lady

you don't know that...I mean you do but you didn't know before...

yeah, he totally had an affair with professor McGonigal X D

...wow jess

anyway, best quote ever.
"A killer may be me but a killer is not I!"
said by Liz. She tried to convince me and Gaara's voice actor wore a shirt that said that to a convention or something

"Doorknobs don't kill people, I kill people"

If you know who said this you get a medal

Dante - I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIII-IIIIIGHT!!!! *echoes*

hahahaha X D

yes that was the best qoute ever

No, Dante has much cooler quotes than that...Dante isn't meant to be dramatic...he's meant to be BAD ASS:


Beowulf: [jumps down through the ceiling] SPARDA!
Dante: Aww, you poor thing. Didn't your mother teach you how to use a door?
Beowulf: That odor, I know it.
Dante: Huh?... Gimme a break. Tell you what, next time I'll try to wear some cologne, okay?
Beowulf: It's the stench of betrayal. The odor of that accursed Sparda! I will annihilate every last blood relation of Sparda!
Dante: Hahahaha! A son cleaning up his dad's mess, huh? Where have I heard this story before?
(Think...religion)

like that for example...(just for a notion...Beowulf is really...really tall

Revival!!
Posting this chart (I helped make it, but didn't touch the aesthetics)

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/i/achartmain.jpg/