Best Quotes

...ok then.
"I EAT PEICES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"
"You eat peices of shit for breakfast?"
"N-No!"
from happy gilmore

^ROFL nice joke!

heh yes it made me laugh.
This is from the movie zoolander:
"Interveiwer: So derek, what made you get into male modeling?
Derek Zoolander: Well I guess it all started the first time I went through the second grade. I caught my reflection in a spoon while I was eating my cereal, and I remember thinking "wow, you're ridiculously good looking, maybe you could do that for a career."
Interveiwer: Do what for a career?
Derek Zoolander: Be professionally good looking. "

Hehe, Zoolander is avsum...

"I accept the verdict, but I deny the sentence"

"Kimura sensei: Ah, I wanna go peeping later..."
asumanga daioh. scary man!

JessicaRaine wrote:...ok then.
"I EAT PEICES OF SHIT LIKE YOU FOR BREAKFAST!"
"You eat peices of shit for breakfast?"
"N-No!"
from happy gilmore

lmao, adam sandler is the shit

"shampoo is betta, i go on first and clean the hair...
conditioner is betta, i leave the hair silky and smooooooth...
or really fool?... really! *smack *smack *smack *plop

also a great quote
"jing ga jong e jangggggg a clap clap"

heh heh nice

'Whoo-wooo-woooo-wooo-woo!"
zoidberg from futurama

*Splits chopsticks neatly down the middle*

Tomo-Chan Tomo-Chan! Eeeeigh...!

Jessie should be able to get who said that!

Osaka-san! Osaka san said it! she was excited because breaking apart a pair of chopsticks neatly meant you could accomplish anything =D

I only had chopsticks like that once, and I did it perfect ^_^

Hi Yan, an yang ha se yo, no nomo ipowo

dont kno if thas how its spelled (in jap phonetic)

FUCK YOU MR FERGUSON!

ok
-my fav quotes are
DBZ:
"You may have invaded my mind and my body, but there's one thing a saiyan always keeps...his PRIDE!!"

the epic SSJ2 transformation scene
Gohan - 16, you loved life, you gave everything up up save it, and you were just an android. I let you die. I can't do that. I won't watch anymore, i feel it slipping, and i wont watch THIS ANYMORE!!
Narrator - It is a secret we have know since before Gohan could even form words in his mouth. Through fights with Raditz, Garlic jr., the Ginyu force and even frieza, we've caught glimpses of the childs explosive power. But like an explosion, it always vanished with the moment, it couldn't be controled, until now! At last the beastly power as been harnessed, Gohan as awoken. Now Cell will battle a warrior eleven years in the making, on the next Dragon Ball Z!

Bleach:

Mayuri's perfection:
Mayuri (to 8th espada) - Perfect is it? There is no such thing as perfect in this world. That may sound cliche, but it's true. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain it. But whats the point of achieving perfection? There is none. Nothing. Not a single thing. I loathe perfection. If something is perfect, then there is nothing left. There is no room for imagination. No place left for a person to gain additional knowledge and abilities. Do you know what that means? For scientist such as ourselves, perfection only brings despair.It is our job to create things more wonderful than anything before them, but never to obtain perfection. A scientist must be a person that finds ecstasy while suffering from that antimony.
That's why the chapter this came in was called "Not perfect is GOoD.

Byakuya kills the 7th espada
Zommari: Mercy.
"pause"
Zommari - What's with that look? Are you saying you can't forgive me? That you're going to kill me? That you're going to judge me? Can't you see that is all empty pride?! HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?! Have you ever thought about the emptiness of cutting down and killing other as a matter of course! Have you ever thought what it means to kill us hollow like nothing?! You shinigami murder us! And you act as if it's a natural act!
Zommari - "laugh" You think you've become gods?! Who gave you permission to kill us hollow?! Is it because we eat humans? Yes we eat humans, but who gave you the right to protect those humans? Has anyone given you such an order? NO! No one has given you the right to do anything! You've declared that we are evil and therefore kill us! You believe that you offer justice, but it's nothing more than hubris! That conceit, and that proud face of yours...You...YOU ALL-!
Byakuya - "super speeds next to him" When did I claim I would kill you as a shinigami? The season why I have killed you was simple because...you pointed you're blade at my pride. "shows a shot of Rukia, still under Zommari's spell"
That was sooo awesome. This is when you finally get just how much Byakuya likes his sister.



Naruto

Naruto vs Sasuke (this fight was so awesome. It takes to a level, were you just can't hate Sasuke, you can see he is lost)
Naruto - It's true that I didn't have a family to begin with, but when I'm with Iruka sensei, i wonder if that's what it feels like to have a father, and when I'm with you Sasuke, i wonder if that is what it's like to have a brother.

Naruto - Even if i have to break every bone in you're body, I'm gonna bring you back home SASUKE?

Sasuke -WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME. YOU WERE ALONE TO BEGIN WITH.

Sasuke - It's to late for me Naruto...IT'S TO LATE FOR ME!



Fullmetal Alchemist.

Motto - Teachings that do not speak of pain have no meaning, because human kind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return

Ed Elric - What have we ever gained for our looses? It's just been a one way current, a series of us giving to the void!


Then, none anime.

To be or not to be, that is the question. Shakespeare

That which can't kill us, can only make us stronger. Don't know who said this one.

OMG THEY KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARDS! XD

My love is just waiting to clothe you in crimson roses. "Whipers in the dark" by Skillet

Everybody lies. House of course

You want the truth, you can't handle the truth. "A few good men", I think

That about it.
If i remember anymore, I'll post.

whee sasuke vs naruto!

I like rock lee and Gai sensei best.
Gai sensei: THE POWER OF YOUUUUUTH!

can't believe i forgot Hellsing quotes

So you got
"The bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame"

The "I love war speech". Way too long to write here.
Edit: I'm gonna add it, it's the dub one though:

Major - "My friends, it has often been said that i like war. My friends, i like war, no. My friends, i LOVE war. I love holocaust. I love Blitzkrieg. I love defensive lines. I love sieges, charges. I love mop up operations and retreats. Wars across prairies, in streets, in trenches, in grasslands, in frozen tundra’s, through deserts, in the sea, in the air, i love every act of war that can occur upon this earth. I love blasting the enemy to smithereens with artillery salvos that thunder across the lines of battle. My hearth leaps with joy whenever a soldier is tossed high into the air, and cut to pieces with well placed sniper rounds. And there is nothing like a tank operator using a tiger arquetoc to destroy enemy tanks. And the feeling that comes when a soldier runs screaming from his blazing tank, only to be mowed down by heavy machine gun fire is such an exquisite feeling, like when ranks of infantry banish their bayonets hushing into the enemy lines. It moves me deep within my hearth to watch a fresh recruit stabbing over and over into the bloated chest of a long dead enemy. The sight of deserters being strung up from a street lamp is a irresistible pleasure. And there is nothing more arousing than the sound made by prisoners of war dropping like flies, screaming in agony as they are mowed down by ear piercing smizers. When a band of pitiful resistance makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city smashed to atoms block by block by 4.8 bomb shells, I’m in ecstasy. I hate it when my forces are raved by a Russian armored division. It is so sad to see towns and villages that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being raped and killed. I love to squash the British and American war machines under my heel. The humiliation, as their men crawl around like vermin, ducking the bombers flying over head.
Gentleman, all i ask for is war. War so grandee to make hell itself tremble. Gentlemen, i ask you as fellow brothers in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as i do? Do you wish for a merciless and bloody war? A war who’s fury is built with iron and lightning and fire...DO YOU ASK WAR TO SWEEP IN LIKE A TEMPEST LEAVING NOT EVEN RAVENS TO SCAVENGE FROM THIS EARTH?"
Soldiers - "KRIEG! KRIEG! KRIEG KRIEG KRIEG KRIEG!" (means war).
Major - "Very well, then Krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might. But after enduring over half a century wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple ordinary war will no longer be sufficient. WE NEED A MASSIVE WAR! A WAR BEYOND ANY OTHER THAT MAN HISTORY AS EVER KNOWN! We are but a single battalion, the remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a thousand strong. However, i believe that each of you old warriors is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men! It is time for them to awake, the ones that sent us screaming into the oblivion, and that now lie sleeping. Lets drag them out of bed by the air, and remind them of what we are. We will remind them of what it's like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our boots make against their throats. We will remind them that there are more things between heaven and hell that are dreamed of in their philosophy. Our camps group of one thousand vampires is going to burn this world down to ash. Yes my friends, soon Europe's charred remains will illuminate the night's sky. I have brought you all back just as i promised i would, back to our favorite battlefield. BACK TO OUR BELOVED WAAAR! At last, the sea lion as crossed the ocean, and is heading up the hill.
Attention all soldiers of the millennium battalion; this is a message from your commander:
Friends, let’s bring them hell . AWESOME.

"Tinkertail soldier sailor, my bullet punishes all without distinction."
jap version
"May they be worthy or just plain riff raff, my warhead will punish all without distinction."

Edit: also gonna had a scene i completely forgot, but it came to me in recent discussions.
One Piece, Robin declares she wants to live, after Luffy burns down the Navy flag.

Robin - Right now in this very place...if you trigger buster call...Ernies Lobby will be exterminated...and so will all of you.
Spandam - Wh-What kind of crap are you saying?! As if we could be hurt by an ally attack! What are you babbling about you bitch!?
Robin - Twenty years ago...it stole everything from me, while crushing a lot of people's lives. With a single strike The Buster call. This attack has finally showed up. it's aimed at the nakama i love. The more i wish to be at your side, the more fate bares it's fangs at you! No matter how far i continue my journey on the sea, there's still that gigantic enemy i can't shake off! Because my enemy is...the world and it's darkness! With Ao Kiji and this time too, I've involved you in this twice! If this continues forever, no matter how kind you all are...Someday you will see me has a burden! It's obvious that someday you will betray me and throw me away! That's what scares me the most! That's why i didn't want you to come and save me! If it's a life i will lose someday, i want to die here and now!
Chopper -Robin
Sanji - Robin-chan
Nami - Robin
Zoro - So that's what it was.
Spandam(the bitch) - "laugh" I understand now! That's right on the mark! That's exactly it! There's no one out there who would be stupid enough to not think you're a burden after traveling with you! " laughs some more" Look at this falg pirate scums! That mark! It represents the unity of over one hundred and seventy countries, dotting the four seas and the Grand Line! This is the world! Do you even get how insignificant your existences are compared to this? Do you even get how powerful the organization after this woman is!?
Luffy - I understand Robin's enemy very well...Sogeking (Usopp). Make that flag...burst into flames.
Usopp - Roger that. My new weapon, the Geat Pachinko. Going be the name of Kabuto! Closely behold it's immense power! Certain Kill Firebird Star! (funny name for an attack XD).
"shoots at the world flag, that burst into flame, as CP9, the sailors, and Robin watch in Shock"
Robin - No way...
Usopp - Done.
Sailor - They...they did it!
Sailor #2 - Do these guys know the meaning of shooting a flag?
Sailor #3 - The pirates just...They declared war on the world government!
Spandam - Are you out of your minds!? Don't think you will be able to survive having the world government as your enemy!
Luffy - YOU WANNA BET!?
"Spandam screams like a bitch"
Luffy - Robin! I still haven't heard it from your mouth! SAY YOU WANT TO LIVE!
Chopper - Robin
Nami - Robin
Nami - "crying" Live...I thought wishing for it was forbidden...Nobody would allow me that...If...If i'm allowed to declare my wish...Then i... I WANT TO LIVE!! TAKE ME OUT TO SEA WITH YOU!!
Frank - "crying comically" I love you guys! Damn it!
Luffy - "clenches his fist, smiling" Let's go!
Needless to say, what happened next could only be described as a grade A ass whopping, as CP9 members got their arses kicked so badly it wasn't even funny...actually, it kinda was XD.

my version of major's speech
"gentlemen, I like school. gentleman, I LIKE school. Gentlemen, I LOVe school! I like elementary school and middle school and highschool and college! When I aced the hard test without studying, my heart soared! When I was top in the class, I was filled with joy! But when I got a 70 on the quiz...i felt rage..."
that's all i got so far. I never watched that show but I heard the speech before and came up with that after informing a friend that I like school and them questioning my sanity. School is nice...

Last night I watched Forrest Gump, so I gotta quote it.

"life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
Lol, I said that to my mom while we were sitting on the couch today, and in mid-sentance I fell off the couch X D

"Kanergoo song, kangeroo song, kangeroo song! KANGEROOOOO SOOOONG!!!"

"ALLRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!"

Adam Sandler and the kid in Big Daddy. That was so funny!

^_____^

Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

"fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me"

DBZ movie 12 quote

SSJ Trunks and Goten are fighitng Hitler and his men who've come back from the dead.

Hitler:Blond hair,blue eyes, super strength I should be recruiting them

Vader:Luke I am your father

Charlie Brown: "Nothing bad can happen."

charlie brown: "I got a rock"

hitman reborn

squalo "voi what the hell are you doing here"
belphegor "the prince is bored and came to bug you" :3
squalo "well do that again and ill kill you"
belphegor "i dare you"
[squalo and belphegor get into a fight]

XD

saints row 2

judge "mr gat youre being charged with over 300 counts of murder do you really expect this appeal to work"
johnny "i figure with the statute of limitations it should really be closer to 250"
judge "there are no statute of limitations for murder"
johnny "why the fuck not"
judge "watch it mr gat"
johnny "or what youll hold me in content of court youre already planning on giving me the chair do you really think i give a shit about you not liking me fuck off"
judge [uses gaval] "mr gat im curious if you can keep up this cavalier attitude with 2000 volts going through your body"
johnny "and im curious if you can keep acting like a douchebag when i shove that gaval up your ass"
lawyer "my client would like that stricken from the record"


t4s piccolo

"dooooooooooooooodge"


me

"people say i have issues i say im just being myself"

Piccolo:It's called Sarcasm!
Goku: What does that taste like?


Nappa*Punches Tien causing his arm to fall off*
Vegeta: I think he's being disarmed
*Wind blows
Nappa: hahahah I get it
Vegeta: Shut up Nappa


Funny quite
*Nappa punches of Tien's arm
Tien:Wait till it grows back!

"the world is not beautiful, therefore it is."-Kino no tabi

Yugioh abridged kiba
Kiba:Screw the rules I have money

Or
KIba: Screw the money I have rules
Mokuba:Wait what?