Hey, don't come into this topic!!!

KAMEHAMEHAAAAA!!!!!



I WARNED YOOOOUUUUU!!!

*Uses light hawk wings to redirect all kameha's back at you* I have Tenchi's powers I'm unstoppable!

Nikku, I don't like you. You are a jolly person, I know, but that made my tiger col like anything!!

WOAH! You did not just eat my muffin boy!

Ok, then EAT THIS!!!!

*Eats it anyway lol!

Chulance:Indegistion!*Blows up*

*tries to piece the broken pieces together*

Now ur talking!!

Chulance: Pepto bizma indegestion*Sings that song*

It's a real song want the link?

So... Don't like me...?

;___;

We love Nikku because he's nicked U!

Your kamehameha can't kill me.

Lets take you up on that.

I regret to inform you all that we have crabs.

See? there's big angry crabs that invaded the forum!

Good thing theres meds now to control those knida outbreaks

CRABS! CRABS EVERYWHERE!!! I have a story about that.

CRABS!!

*Runs and rolls around in the crab army*

Ahem. Like I was saying...

*Holds a crab up to Venus*

Crab?

YESH! Muh story bout craps...I mean crabs! Thats what i was gonna say! hoh hoh hoh

Tell Nikku a story!!

I have a story, Nikku.

"Mountain Dew, Lust, and Death"

So I was in a filthy bar on the shady side of town...The kind of place where they serve watered down root beer and mountain dew and they don't even make you go outside to enjoy your candy cigarettes. I was wearing a skirt so short you could see my knees and high heels that had to be at least 5 centimeters~ Oh I was such a tramp back then. I would hold strange man's hands for a dollar. Sometimes I wouldn't even know their name, it would be completely anonymous! Then I'd drink mountain dew all night and not go home until 10 PM! Ah, I was so wild back then...

Anyway, one night this handsome fella came in dressed in a black suit. He seemed like a total looser and like I could easily trick him. I walked up to him and said
"hey sweet stuff, how would you like for me to share my lollypop with you?" I said, offering my tootsie roll pop to him

his face went a bit red and he said
"n-no thank you, miss. I'm in a steady relationship with my girlfriend. I've already bought her a milkshake I can't go hanging around with every hussy that comes along..."
I grinned and put my arms around his shoulders.
"aw, come on, sweetie, she'd never find out if you were to split a drink with me. Bartender, bring us a root beer float...with only one straw."
he gave in and started to have some fun with me. After a couple of soft drinks, we went back to his apartment. We played a few rounds of twister and operation. Really late, around 11 PM, he dozed off on the couch. I saw my chance. I started ransacking his apartment, taking any money or shiny objects I could find. Then, I noticed how nice his pinky finger was...I had lost my own pinky finger in a bar fight over which pokemon was the coolest many years ago. I took out my dad's pocket knife (which I stole) and slowly walked towards him...and I sliced his finger clear off! He awoke with a start and started screaming like all hell broke loose! that's where I panicked. I thrust the knife into his chest, took his wallet, and ran out of his apartment.

and that's how it happened.

Holy crap.

isn't that the best story ever?

um um...

I made that a few months ago when a friend of mine on the interwebz sent me a message saying "aunt Jessie, aunt jessie, tell me a bedtime story!"
after yelling at them for calling me their aunt (they were older than me O_O), I proceeded to make up that story in the same amount of time it took to type it, that kinda stuff just comes to me