I just played... and COMPLETED(!?!?) the Bouncer (PS2)

Hey everyone, are you looking for a game thats as short as hell and has the worst controls in history? Then the Bouncer is for you! I bought the game today for £2 (it didn't come with a booklet grrr...) and it took me................

1 hour and 42 minutes to complete.

Nope, you're not seeing things, 1 hour and 42 mins!! I was literally stunned when I saw the credits rolling. I had no idea the game was this short! And its not really a game; The controls are phenomenally bad and most of the game was just these really long cutscenes. Here's how the game goes;

5 cutscenes. 20 second long gameplay segment. 12 more cutscenes. 13 seconds long gameplay segment. 25 more cutscenes. End credits.

The controls are slow as a snail and are so stiff and unresponsive. Bosses and enemies are all extremely annoying. The story contains many cliches which I was constantly predicting were going to happen. Seriously, this shoulda just been a feature length CGI movie. That would've been so much more acceptable.

The game does have its good points though; The graphics are simply amazing.

..............Oh, so the game has one good point then. There aren't even any unlockables!! @___@

All in all, don't bother with this! I outta send it "bouncing" straight back to the store from which I got it.

*Tumbleweed and church bell*

Ooooh... Anyways, I hate to give a game a zero out of ten, but I kinda have to.

A big fat 0/10

Welcome to the new era of gaming

Weep for the industry

If this is PS2, it's simply one of the quicky games from the previous era, unless PS2 is actually still releasing games?

The Bouncer came out in 2000 or 2001!