fanfic Z-Senshi reaction toDBE

The western capital, The Capsule Corp headquarters, inside a private teather, Goku and his friends have a special screening of the movie based on their exploits Dragonball Evolution, as the movie finishes the credits roll by, the screen fades to black and the lights come back on.

Everybody is in complete silence, staring at the screen.

Suddenly Vegeta yells angrily.

Vegeta: DAMN YOU KAROTTO, TO MAKE ME WASTE MY TIME TO COME AND WATCH THIS HORRIBLE MOVIE¡¡¡¡¡¡

Goku looks completly dumbfolded

Goku: Im, Im sorry everybody, I don´t know what happened, they told me this was going to be good.

Vegeta gets up from his chair and keeps yelling while pointing at the screen.

Vegeta: This was the most stupid movie ever, how could you let them do this, you are such an idiot.

Chi Chi starts yelling back at Vegeta for insulting her husband

Chi Chi: hey don´t call Goku an idiot..... well i told him not to sign that contract, but they just took him to a banquet and that was it.

Goku laughs, a bit ashamed of himself.

Goku: Well thats true, they gave me all this western food I had never tried before, it was really good, but they told it was gonna be a movie about my life, I don´t know what happened that is not my life, everybody knows I never went to school, I could never do something that boring.

Vegeta looks away and crosses his arms.

Vegeta: Bah this was a complete waste of time.

Bulma goes to Goku, and start yelling at him too

Bulma: What are you complaining about vegeta you where not even in the movie, what about me played by that ugly girl, could´t even dye her hair blue at least?, she looks nothing like me, and she is shoting around all the movie and trying to act like a man.

Yamcha is compleatly dumstruck too, and gets in the middle of Goku and Bulma

Yamcha: well Bulma you sometimes try to act like a man.

Bulma gets angry but then laughs at Yamcha

Bulma: well I was much better off than you.

Yamcha looks at the floor depressed.

Yamcha: Well thats true, hey does people really see me like that?, am I THAT pathetic?, no wonder you guys don´t let me hang out with you anymore.

Bulma tries to console Yamcha

Bulma. You are not like that, none of us are like that, they just used our names to make a stupid movie

Krillin is laughing trying not to be noticed by anyone, but Yamcha looks at him

Yamcha: Why are you so happy?, you are not even in the movie.

Krillin smiles and makes the victory sign with his fingers

Krillin: Thats why Im happy, Im NOT in the movie.

(Unknown to everybody including Krillin he was supposed to be IN the movie, but his wife No18 used the money she got from wining the Tenkaichi Budokai, to brive the studio into taking him out, as she could not bare the shame of being married to anyone related to this movie, so Krillin was replaced by Tito or Wheller or whatever idiocy the studio made up........... she was the smart one)

Yamcha and Bulma get more depressed

Yamcha: You are so lucky, I wish i wasn´t in the movie

Bulma: Me too

Puar and Oolong celebrate in the backgorund the fact they where also not in the movie, thanking Kami that talking animals are too "unrealistic" for hollywood.

Goku still tries to figure out, how everything ended up so badly.

Goku: I know what happened, someone must have droped the script with our story at the same time someone droped the script for some school movie about a coward boy, and both scripts got mixed, there cannot be another explanation.

I mean when, have I NOT been ready for a fight?

Vegeta mocks Goku

Vegeta:Damn you Kakarotto, always so forgiving, that is your problem, I would kill them if they did that to me.

Goku really cannot believe what happened

Goku: and the fights, they told me they would be amazing, this guys could be beaten up by Mr Satan, what do you think Piccolo?.... Piccolo?

Piccolo had been floating above everybody, without saying anything trying to hold up his anger, a big drop falling from his forehead, as Goku keep calling him.

Goku:Piccolo?, Piccolo?, Piccolo, come on tell us what you think of the movie?

Piccolo explodes in a fit of rage and blows the screen with a Ki Blast

Piccolo: THEY MADE A COMPLETE FULL OF ME, HOW DARE THEY MOCK ME LIKE THAT¡¡¡¡¡

Roshi finally gives his opinion about the movie

Roshi: Well I think Im much more handsome than Chow Yun Fat, but it was the right thing they used the most respected actor to play your master.

He looks at Bulma with a lecherous smile

But the movie would have been much better if they had put that scene, where Buma, wants me to give her the Dragon Ball and lifts up her skirt, and.....

Blood spourts trough his nose and Bulma beats him up

Bulma: You disgusting old man

Goku is compleatly hearth broken with all this.

Goku: Im so sorry, all of you, not even the most delicious food in the world, or the chance to fight with the strongest warriors would be worth any of this.

I mean the way the boy who played me looked at the girl who played Chi Chi, that was very strange.

Chi Chi gets extremely angry.

Chi Chi: How dare they portrait me like that, I am a respectable woman, even when I was younger, that girl dressed like that and parading herself infront of the boys.

(of course Chi Chi had compleatly forgotten the way she used to dress when she was a little girl, and how she tried to hit on Yamcha, but that is irrelevant.)

Her face gets completly red

Chi Chi: And to Imply that I had another boyfriend before Goku, everyone knows my Goku has been the only man in my life, what would this do to my reputation?

But still I think you could learn something from the movie Goku and be more romantic, it is decided we are gonna have a Strawberry eating pick nick.

Goku gets happy again

Goku: IM GONNA EAT A LOT OF STRAWBERRIES¡¡¡¡¡

Chi Chi facepalms

Piccolo confronts Goku angrily

Piccolo: DAMN YOU SON,YOU ARE NOT GETTING OFF THAT EASY, I HAVEN´T FORGOTTEN YET ABOUT THOSE STUPID DRIVING LESSONS, AND NOW THIS, THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WOULD BE RIDICULED BECAUSE OF YOU!!!

Vegeta mocks Piccolo trying to start up a fight

Vegeta: Well Namekian I think the look they gave you in the movie, suits you very well

Piccolo gets angry and starts raising his Ki, but then he powers down and just grins at Vegeta.

Vegeta: What are you laughing at all of a sudden?

Piccolo: Nothing, just that you are going to be in the sequel.

Vegeta almost chokes and is out of words, all laugh at him and forget about this movie.

The End?

GOLD! I loved it

ADDENDUM:

Piccolo: And who the hell was that stupid girl, hanging around with me.

Bulma: That was supposed to be Mai.

Goku: Who was Mai?

Bulma: Pilaf´s asisstant

Piccolo: Who?

Goku: The one that used to hang around with a little dog?, the one with the robots? but she never did anything

Bulma: yes I guess

Everyone: WHO??

Lol! very good

*Falls on the floor laughing*

THAT. WAS. AMAZING.

11 out of 10!!

Oh good.
You know, someone should consider drawing this...a DB manga special about the movie sucking. Kinda like that cross chapter with one piece. Send the script to Toriyama-sama. Maybe he will consider it. XD

hahaha that was good ^_^

ROFL that was funny!

Thanks im glad you are enjoying it, i tought of this as a manga, but i have 0 drawing skills so if anyone else wants to ilustrate it would be awsome.

I also have 0 drawing skills and this is great!

GREAT GLFTA!!!!